MFP Mythology

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  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
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    Maximus deleteious The God of making people in your friends list magically dispappear when you have little to no interaction with them .. Can only be appeased when he is made ... to feel valuable and or supportive in a role of ... saving the world one deleted friend at a time.. maybe next time they learn to support instead of quietly stalk..

    :)
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
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    Ahahahaha
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    Gramaria - the Goddess of proper language use...will smite you into a pile of smoldering ash if you loose weight or have lose pants

    AnaMiadis - the Goddess of unhealthy weight loss. Is a tempting seductress and you can be lost in her charms before you even realize it has happened

    Bingeus - The God of overeating. Is appeased by devouring an entire box of twinkies and washing it down with a gallon of chocolate milk followed by two large pizzas and a gallon of beer.
  • ttlmallen
    ttlmallen Posts: 19
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    This is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, and the reminder to not take life to seriously.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    Inquirum and Nauseum: twin gods of questions that are repeatedly posted.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
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    Calorieresurrecticus- when he brings your calories magically back to life for the next day
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
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    niceburnicus - often invoked when no other inspirational words can be spoken.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
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    DiaryHidenarea- the goddess who watches over the diary and keeps it locked and veiled as not to cloud someone else's ability to make good decisions. Only few are granted the secret password.
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    Laxativa - The goddess of inappropriate ways of attempting weight loss and creating organ failure.

    Plankius - The god of making you want to stay in the position of the plank until abdominus is Thor.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    TDEEOUS- God of energy output

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  • ninerbuff
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    BATWINGA- Goddess that curses females with the ability to emulate a bat in flight while they wave goodbye to someone.

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  • Minoesh
    Minoesh Posts: 105 Member
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    [SCALORNIA- Goddess with the power to cause emotional outbursts when stepping on the scale]

    ROFL - I am taunted by this goddess on a regular basis!!!! :laugh:
  • AlexanderK1994
    AlexanderK1994 Posts: 243 Member
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    Bump x) Great thread! :D
  • acresfield
    acresfield Posts: 122 Member
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    brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.

    gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.

    insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.
  • Blaqheart
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    Proteinous Fillupus: The great god who has the power to build muscle. He quietly sits in the kitchen waiting to be added to ones plate. All hail Proteinous Fillupus and add him to ones plate at least thrice a day. :glasses:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    brosciento - Muscular evil demi-god who can create chaos with his utter rubbish which is dispelled to sway the unknowing from the righteous path.

    gullabedes - disciple of brosciento who can often be found injecting shark piss into his eyeball because some ripped dude (see above) at the gym told him it was 100% protein.

    insanitopia - hallowed castle of the godess Shaun-Tiedees who can be seen devouring the souls of those too feeble to complete week 3.
    LMAO!

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  • vaneguz87
    vaneguz87 Posts: 83 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: This thread is great!! great job everyone :drinker:
  • beebee0925
    beebee0925 Posts: 472 Member
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    Great thread. LOL
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
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    Fishious- god of warnings twin brother Stevenato.

    Complainaddius- God of complaining, about anything, skinny bi*****, fat b****, and anything in between.

    Overous Calorica- God of eating to many calories.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,701 Member
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    PMous Fatous: God of lipids who add fat to anyone eating after 7pm

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