Your WORST date
Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
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I was set up on a blind date. My new roommate had gone on and on about how awesome and hot her friend was that she was setting me up with. Date night came, he picked me up. He knocks on the door and he's visually not the kind of guy I go for, but wasn't concerned because he was supposed to be really nice. Well, he was anything but nice, which made him even more unattractive as dinner went on. He spent the first hour talking bad about my new roommate.. the one who had set us up. Telling me how she was crazy and how she was trying to go out with him and he wasn't interested in her at all. The second hour of the date was telling me how I was exactly his type and the level of girl he would date.. I really expected him to pull out a checklist and show me that I met his requirements. At this point I was just done, so I went to the ladies room and called my BFF and asked her to call me in 10 minutes with a story to rescue me from this date. In ten minutes she calls me, we're in the guys car.. he's trying to convince me to go somewhere else with him and I'm telling him how I've had a long day and am tired and should call it a night. When my friend calls with her story, the guy turns his radio down really low so he can hear the conversation, then takes the phone from me and tells her that I'm on a date and asked if there was someone else who could come get her.. WTF? At that point, I grab my phone back and demand he takes me home. He then called me a couple days later to plan our 2nd date. He acts really shocked when I tell him I'm not interested.0
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Be prepared for lots of applebees stories!0
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I went out with a meathead once. A porterhouse-beast, if you will. He talked about himself the whole night. Apparently, everyone loves him and everyone wants his advice on everything.0
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mine made me drive 45 minutes across town (in traffic) to meet him. turns out, he had the day off and lived NEXT door to the place we met. we had happy hour drinks in which he proceeded to drink so much he got drunk. then his roommate and the roommate's gf show up so we hang out with them (yes, on a first date). he contniues to get so drunk that he gets CUT OFF. then yells at the waitress for it, then takes the manager outside to "discuss the situation". when he didn't return after ten minutes, the roommate told me to leave. i ran to my car.
before i got home, he texted me to ask what MY problem was and to tell me how rude I am. oh, and that there wouldn't be a second date. consider me crushed.0 -
We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?
So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.
I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.0 -
bwhahahahahaha. Good Lord @ some of these dates.
I know there are more
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Met a guy at a bar halloween party. Chatted with him a few times on the phone. So I go to his place for a Monday Night football game. Get there and he gets comfy on his recliner and me on his couch. Next thing I know he's snoring. As I got up and was preparing to leave, he woke up and tried apologize and tell me how he was just super tired, etc. I left.0
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Another of mine.
I was out at a karaoke night with a couple girl friends of mine, and there was a guy on stage who was an amazing singer. My friend (who was slightly, okay i'm lying, overly slutty) threw herself at him after the nights end. He hugged her politely and she kissed his face & then we left. A few days later, he realizes he has mutual friends with me, finds me on facebook & proceeds to ask me on a date. I told him that I wasn't interested because quite frankly, the first night I met him, I watched my sleezy friend hang all over him & kiss him. It didn't seem appealing. He went on and on for about a week or two, trying to convince me to go out.
I ended up giving in and we went out to a local sports bar for a beer. When we get there, we (oh so awesomely) run into an ex boyfriend of mine who was a complete piss tank. Of course, we were at the next table, so he comes over, asks the guy about himself and then proceeds to say "how does it feel to know i've seen your date naked?" Lovely. Anyways, my ex's friends all left, but he decides to stay behind, just in case I'M not okay and for whatever reason, I NEED HIM. About an hour later, I politely apologized and asked my date if he would mind waiting while I drove my piss tank of an ex boyfriend home. I fought his keys away, and finally took him home, and then went back to meet my date at Tim Hortons. We chatted, hungout, and had a great time. He sang to me (oh, was he ever amazing). We stayed out until 4am and I thought it was a pretty alright night but there were no feelings on my end. He dropped me off and asked if he could kiss me and I offered my cheek. When I turned, he grabbed my face and caught the corner of my mouth. I was a little put off, and I had already determined at this point that it was purely a friends connection.
A few minutes after he leaves, he's texting me. I politely declined another date and informed him that I thought he was a great guy, but that the connection was strictly platonic and I didn't see it going anywhere. Next thing I know, he's threatening to kill himself. He starts blubbering about how I rejected him and how he wants to end his life infront of a train. I spent the rest of the night (had to work 3 hours later) trying to coax him off a ledge.
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He did the EXACT same thing to me.Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
Except you joined him in the backseat, right?0 -
Ooooh, I once met a really cute (:huh:) guy at a bar in Detroit where they had quarter kamikaze night (bad, bad move). We totally made out in the bar and I gave him my number. He came to pick me up for a date and was NOT cute, drove a piece of junk car with no muffler that could be heard a half mile away, and proceeded to take me to McDonalds for dinner then wanted to go park and make out more. I pretended to be sick and got him to take me home. I still shudder at the memory!
The worst part was that I was like 19 and living at home, so my parents were there. They said the look on my face as I introduced them said it all and they could tell I’d been drinking when I met him and thought he looked different.0 -
Ooooh, I once met a really cute (:huh:) guy at a bar in Detroit where they had quarter kamikaze night (bad, bad move). We totally made out in the bar and I gave him my number. He came to pick me up for a date and was NOT cute, drove a piece of junk car with no muffler that could be heard a half mile away, and proceeded to take me to McDonalds for dinner then wanted to go park and make out more. I pretended to be sick and got him to take me home. I still shudder at the memory!
The worst part was that I was like 19 and living at home, so my parents were there. They said the look on my face as I introduced them said it all and they could tell I’d been drinking when I met him and thought he looked different.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is hilarious.0 -
I had been talking to this guy online for weeks. Really had begun to like him...he mentioned that he had been in an accident and was waiting for the money to come through for him to fix his teeth. I assumed he had a few knocked out in the accident... ANYWAY, I drive up to see him one evening, and he answers the door BUCK NAKED, he walked w/ a cane (really fast...and crooked like) and he had NO TEETH. And, frankly the nubs he DID have looked gross, so I don't buy the "accident" story. I think he just doesn't brush his teeth. ANYWAY, I was shocked, needless to say. Sadly, I'm so fricken polite, I stayed and watched part of a movie, before I finally said I should be getting home.0
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I had been talking to this guy online for weeks. Really had begun to like him...he mentioned that he had been in an accident and was waiting for the money to come through for him to fix his teeth. I assumed he had a few knocked out in the accident... ANYWAY, I drive up to see him one evening, and he answers the door BUCK NAKED, he walked w/ a can (really fast...and crooked like) and he had NO TEETH. And, frankly the nubs he DID have looked gross, so I don't buy the "accident" story. I think he just doesn't brush his teeth. ANYWAY, I was shocked, needless to say. Sadly, I'm so fricken polite, I stayed and watched part of a movie, before I finally said I should be getting home.
Omg HAHA. I shouldn't laugh. I really probably shouldn't....but i'm seriously crying.0 -
we had only gotten as far as the gas station, stopped to get gas in his car before the date. he leaned-in to what i THOUGHT was going to be a kiss...he head-butted me. HARD. i got out while he went to pay for the gas inside (this was circa 1986) and i walked home and never saw or spoke to him again.0
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Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
OMG!!!! HAHA! 12" Thunder? Some guys are so delusional0 -
Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Probably the guy who was disabled, and wealthy, and told me that I would be a very lucky woman if I pleased him enough to want to see me again. I had no problem with the wheelchair (I dated other guys in wheelchairs), it was the arrogance that I couldn't understand. Because HE had money, I had to prove I was worthy of his attention? Sorry, jerk.....ain't THAT hard up!0 -
He had pink eye and we went to an Urgent Care together. How romantic.
*GAG*
Needless to say, it was our first and last date0 -
Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
Hahahahaha !!!! thats amazing what a massive ego and poo head!0 -
OMG!!!! HAHA! 12" Thunder? Some guys are so delusional
I know right, but because he had an accent, it sounded like "chhhwelve inch chhhunder"
That makes it okay, right?
Anyways, he played for the college soccer team, and I happened to know another guy on the team. I told this guy in passing one day what had happened, so he took it upon himself to make posters with a picture of the guy with the caption "12 inch thunder" and posted it all over the soccer teams locker room. Then, they held him down until every single team player had seen the posters, before practice.
Apparently he wasn't too thrilled.
Welp, I wasn't too thrilled with his 12 inch thunder either.0 -
It was at the very beginning, where you sometimes ignore things and give the benefit of the doubt. We had hung out a few times. Lame times, but he was a good kisser. Our third date out, we went to a movie (it was my birthday) and he finally offered to pay (first time) but said popcorn was too expensive. After the movie, he drove us to an hourly motel (which, after 8pm is a full nights rate and he was pissed) and proceeded to WOW me with his two inch record for approximately 45 seconds. I guess I see why he didn't want to pay full rate.
I was 18. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. That was, in fact, the last time I saw him. He is a main character in other horror stories, as well.0 -
OMG!!!! HAHA! 12" Thunder? Some guys are so delusional
I know right, but because he had an accent, it sounded like "chhhwelve inch chhhunder"
That makes it okay, right?
Anyways, he played for the college soccer team, and I happened to know another guy on the team. I told this guy in passing one day what had happened, so he took it upon himself to make posters with a picture of the guy with the caption "12 inch thunder" and posted it all over the soccer teams locker room. Then, they held him down until every single team player had seen the posters, before practice.
Apparently he wasn't too thrilled.
Welp, I wasn't too thrilled with his 12 inch thunder either.
that is too awesome!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:I know right, but because he had an accent, it sounded like "chhhwelve inch chhhunder"
That makes it okay, right?0 -
We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?
So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.
I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.
OH MY! *smh*0 -
Epic Epic Epic!0
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It was at the very beginning, where you sometimes ignore things and give the benefit of the doubt. We had hung out a few times. Lame times, but he was a good kisser. Our third date out, we went to a movie (it was my birthday) and he finally offered to pay (first time) but said popcorn was too expensive. After the movie, he drove us to an hourly motel (which, after 8pm is a full nights rate and he was pissed) and proceeded to WOW me with his two inch record for approximately 45 seconds. I guess I see why he didn't want to pay full rate.
I was 18. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. That was, in fact, the last time I saw him. He is a main character in other horror stories, as well.
o.O Whoa...0 -
I got Ted Mosby'd.
I'm not even kidding.
A guy I worked with at my P/T job in high school asked me on a date. I agreed, but didn't really see it going anywhere. So..we go out. It's an okay date. I'm not really head-over-heels or anything. Then, his car battery dies, his mom has to come out and give us a jump.
At the end of the date, he tells me I'm the best girlfriend ever, he thinks he loves me, and he's so excited to have a future with me.
On. The. First. Date.
Turns out, breaking up with him was NOT easy. Ended up dating him for 8 months because he would not let me break up with him (controlling, manipulative, etc). The breakup involved several cops, court, and therapy.
and THAT is my worst dating story.0 -
Mine is not quite as horrific as some of these, but I'll give it a go!
The last few weeks of my junior year of college, I started seeing a guy who was graduating that summer. We had a lovely time until he graduated and I moved back home for the summer. We talked about films, books, our families, etc., and I genuinely found him interesting and nice. We decided to continue seeing each other and began a long distance relationship.
The next fall, after I moved back to school and was much closer to him and his new job, we chatted frequently on the phone. His contributions to the conversations suddenly became all work-related. I thought that perhaps it was the strain of being apart and his beginning the new job, so I didn't voice any concern. For my birthday in October, he came to visit me, but decided to stay at the apartment of my best guy friend and my ex! So much awkward... (It didn't help that my ex was the first person with whom I'd been in love and that we'd had a messy brake up earlier in my junior year!) When we saw each other for the first time after he'd gotten to town, we went for a nice dinner and a movie that he'd chosen. Dinner was difficult at best, and I knew that after the night was over I would have to break up with him. All he could seem to talk about was his workplace and his training and what he does all day working in a bank. We continued to the movie, during which I was crouched in terror the entire time because the movie included LOTS of torture. I was quite ill after the film, and so we drove back to my friend's and ex's apartment, and my boyfriend wanted to go inside to chat instead of taking me somewhere to recover a bit. I ended up jumping out of the car as soon as we pulled up and broke up with him without facing the whole boyfriend-ex-best friend triangle inside the apartment.
I suppose it was less of a truly terrible date and more of awkward college-aged boys not knowing how to act when it comes to relationships. However, I have never been so sick after watching a film... Bad choice on his part! If he'd planned on the film encouraging me to cling to him in a semi romantic kind of way, the plot totally backfired!0 -
It all started when a guy I'd met online texted me mid-afternoon to ask if I could pick him up from the subway station and take him to our date. This kind of threw me off as, in my opinion, it's not something you ask on a second date. It got worse when he replied to my "How are you going to get home?" text with "Oh, you can just drop me off at the Metro on your way home." Presumptuous, much?
Needless to say, by the time 5:45 rolled around and I was heading to pick him up, I was feeling a little bit annoyed, even though I'd agreed to pick him up. (What was I supposed to say?) Then I got even more annoyed when he got into the car and kissed me--dude, we've only been out once! We do not have that kind of familiarity yet.
Then he proceeded to YAMMER ON for the next TWENTY MINUTES about the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Not once did he ask, "How was your day?" No, he went on a tangent about God knows what, and I was getting more and more irritated. I thought, "What am I doing with this guy? He's annoying me! He's unaware of his talkativeness and he's presumptuous."
By the time we got to the bar, I'd had enough. And like an angel from Heaven above, my phone rings. It's my friend J who was staying with me and needed me to let her into my house. SCORE. "Sorry," I said, trying to sound remorseful. "But I've really got to go let my friend in. What bad timing!" We literally got right back into the car, I dropped him off, I winced as he kissed me again and said "Sure, we'll get together some time next week!"
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We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?
So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.
I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.
ahahahaha....so that's what I've been doing wrong this whole time!!!0 -
Please, tell me your worst dating stories!
Here's one of mine.
I went on a date with a guy I had met in college. He was Romanian and looked like a "Ken" doll. He had an accent, and wore crocodile skin shoes. Anyways, he lived (where I went to school) an hour away, but came to my hometown to take me out one night. He picked me up at my house, and we left the driveway. He immediately pulled down a side street that entered into a parking lot/park area, turned off the car & got into the backseat. He proceeds to whip himself out, refer to himself as the 12 inch thunder and tries to coax me to join him in the festivities. I clearly refused and he continues on, with himself. He continues to ramble on about his thunder rod & then tells me that I have two choices at this point
1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.
......I walked home.
Ugh.
Your turn
WOW!!! That's all I can say!!! YIKES!!!0
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