Your WORST date

fatgirlslove

I was taken to a funeral...that is all I'll say smh !

supplemama

The worst date I ever had was because the guy was a HORRIBLE kisser. The date itself was ok, nice dinner, nice conversation, good vibes. I was looking forward to getting to know him better. Then at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss, I thought well ok, just a peck. But no! It turned into a horror show! He slobbered all over me! It was hands down one of THE grossest experiences of my life. My face from the nose down was drenched. Just disgusting. I tried to pull away but he had me in this iron grip and just went to town with what I'm sure in his mind was passionate kissing. Aaaaaack! When he finally let me go I said WTF is the matter with you??? You just slobbered all over me!! while furiously wiping off my face. He just smiled and stood there with a bunch of slobber on his face (he looked like a rabid dog) and looked pleased as punch, then declared he was taking me out the next day. I said NO! then got into my apartment. We went to the same college and I refused to speak to him again, I just glared at him whenever I saw him. LOL this was back in the early 90s, I wonder what the slobberer is doing now...and if he ever found a woman willing to put up with all that spit and slime. ha ha

HAHA! Was his name Jeff? When it got in my hair, that was the last straw! Why would a guy think we'd like that?!

You know what I can't even remember his name! I probably blocked it out from horror LOL.

smiley245

I've had a few, but glad to see I'm not the only one!!

After recently being divorced and new into the dating game, a co-worker asked if I would like to go out with him sometime. he's pretty cute, very sweet at work so I say ok. It turns out we go on a double date with another guy and girl from work. Good stuff, we all know each other, this wont be weird.....off we go,
We had supper at a nice restaurant and head out to bowling. A few drinks and laughs later they guys ask if we would like to go to the bar, listen to some music have a few more drinks.....ok!
We end up a a strip club!! on a first date!! where they guy is buying me shots and asking me to lick them off the stripper!
ummmm no?
As we are leaving he proceeds to put his hands down the back of my pants and tries to grope me and stick his tongue down my throat. Had to keep pulling away from him. The ride back home was like trying to fight off an octopus.
At my place he says he needs to get out and use the rest room, and oddly enough so does the other girl and guy.....
Once inside they proposition me to a groupe exchange/orgy/fun time.....not quite sure what to call it
NO! holy carp! I work with you ppl. this is a first (and last ) date!!
Lets just say the answer was no, and I didnt work there much longer afterwards.

Mhaney

I went on a date with a guy, and my ex husband was SUPPOSED to keep the baby overnight. I told ex that I was going out with friends. If I told him it was a date, he would have never agreed to keep the baby. The entire night he kept texting me about how tired he was and what time am I going get the baby (after he agreed to keep him overnight). It was just every 2 minutes he's texting me about it. I wanted to turn my phone off but couldn't because he DID have my baby, ya know? My date got frustrated with it and ended things early. He never answered my message 2 days later either. I had to drive back across town in the middle of the night to get my son who should have been sleeping by then but his a-hole father kept him up for me.

Later on, ex tells me he had a "feeling" I was really on a date and that's why he acted like that.

Beana21

Met a dude on a dating site. He misrepresented his weight, by a lot. Now I'm not skinny minnie but I'm always straightforward with guys about how I look. All of dude's pics were about 5 years and at least 50 lbs ago. I try to keep an open mind and see how things go. He ends up kissing me a few times and burps in my mouth twice. Blech. Grabs my left breast immediately after I tell him they were offlimits. Needless to say, there was no second date.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I went on a date with a guy, and my ex husband was SUPPOSED to keep the baby overnight. I told ex that I was going out with friends. If I told him it was a date, he would have never agreed to keep the baby. The entire night he kept texting me about how tired he was and what time am I going get the baby (after he agreed to keep him overnight). It was just every 2 minutes he's texting me about it. I wanted to turn my phone off but couldn't because he DID have my baby, ya know? My date got frustrated with it and ended things early. He never answered my message 2 days later either. I had to drive back across town in the middle of the night to get my son who should have been sleeping by then but his a-hole father kept him up for me.

Later on, ex tells me he had a "feeling" I was really on a date and that's why he acted like that.

I would love to punch him in the throat for you. What an asshat.

Mhaney

I went on a date with a guy, and my ex husband was SUPPOSED to keep the baby overnight. I told ex that I was going out with friends. If I told him it was a date, he would have never agreed to keep the baby. The entire night he kept texting me about how tired he was and what time am I going get the baby (after he agreed to keep him overnight). It was just every 2 minutes he's texting me about it. I wanted to turn my phone off but couldn't because he DID have my baby, ya know? My date got frustrated with it and ended things early. He never answered my message 2 days later either. I had to drive back across town in the middle of the night to get my son who should have been sleeping by then but his a-hole father kept him up for me.

Later on, ex tells me he had a "feeling" I was really on a date and that's why he acted like that.

I would love to punch him in the throat for you. What an asshat.

Thank you.
And I've always wanted to punch some one in the throat, but I don't want to swing first.. don't wanna get in TOO much trouble

KCoolBeanz

I love this thread :-)

Keep in mind, that this was my first "real" date since the ex and I had split - him and I had been together since junior high school then got married, and consequently divorced, so my dating experience was more like "wasn't".

I met this guy on POF, and his picture looked alright, albeit taken at a distance. We chatted for a few days, he seemed intelligent, so I figured "why not?" We agreed to meet for dinner and go see a movie. Harmless enough, right? My first clue, should have been when he suggested we meet up at the food court at the mall by the theatre. But, I'm pretty easy going, and I don't have a mad hate-on for food court fare. Sure enough, I'm looking for a parking spot, and I see this snaggletoothed, hilbilly looking dude standing around where I was supposed to meet my date. "holy *kitten*, there's no way that's him. It can't be him.". Yeah. It was him. I thought about turning around and going home, but I figured I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. We grab some food, and he's going on and on about how he'd like to take me to a real dinner (at Burger King) on our next date when he gets paid. At this point, I tried doing whatever I could to lose this guy, and it just wasn't happening. He keeps asking me if I'm ready for "a real relationship". We go to the movie, I'm reading whatever free magazine the theatre has, and leaning so far over to the other side, that the guy I'm leaning in to thinks I'm trying to get close to him. My date goes to "drain the main vein" which he so proudly announces to the theatre, and I actually apologized to the guy and his girlfriend sitting next to me. They laughed about it, which I was thankful for. The rest, well, he tried to kiss me, tried to plan our BK date, and then wasn't pleased when I told him this was going nowhere. Best part? He asked for a ride home so he didn't have to wait for the bus.

Yep.

angel_marcelle

I know right, but because he had an accent, it sounded like "chhhwelve inch chhhunder"
That makes it okay, right?




OMG.... I am crying laughing... actual tears!!! Too freakin funny.

BigBrewski

Wow, this thread has made me see that some of my dates really haven't been that bad. I had a few dates from online sites and when the lady showed up it was clear that her picture wasn't her...I mean really how do you expect to pull that off.

I had one gal cancel a date after talking to me on the phone becuase she found out I had dogs and she was a cat person. Wasn't really a worst date story cause it was a date that didn't happen.

atsteele

She says "Oh relax, it's just a car."

I send her a glare that I wished would have melted her into the pavement...and the just proceed to collect my valuables from the vehicle and walk as far away from her as possible. I called for a ride once I was far enough out of the way and had the car towed by AAA. I never spoke to her again and I've never let any woman drive any of my vehicles again.

June 4th 2010 was once of my saddest days. RIP Baby Elephant.

You handled this much better than I would have. After her "Oh relax" comment, I would have chased her down the road with a battleax.

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aprilgrl27

I went on a date with a guy, and my ex husband was SUPPOSED to keep the baby overnight. I told ex that I was going out with friends. If I told him it was a date, he would have never agreed to keep the baby. The entire night he kept texting me about how tired he was and what time am I going get the baby (after he agreed to keep him overnight). It was just every 2 minutes he's texting me about it. I wanted to turn my phone off but couldn't because he DID have my baby, ya know? My date got frustrated with it and ended things early. He never answered my message 2 days later either. I had to drive back across town in the middle of the night to get my son who should have been sleeping by then but his a-hole father kept him up for me.

Later on, ex tells me he had a "feeling" I was really on a date and that's why he acted like that.

I would love to punch him in the throat for you. What an asshat.

Thank you.
And I've always wanted to punch some one in the throat, but I don't want to swing first.. don't wanna get in TOO much trouble

Can you both punch my ex husband in the throat because he did the same crap! And then when I turned the phone off I got called a bad mom. HELLLLLO!! Yes, I must be a ****ty mom for thinking THEIR FATHER could actually take care of them! Get off my sh**. Damn. Sorry, you just gave me bad flashbacks!

Hellbent_Heidi

My worst date ever was when dude picked me up and was wearing.... wait for it.... a PURPLE LEISURE SUIT.

Need I say more???

WOW...I had a guy pick me up wearing golf shoes once and THAT really put me off. He's looking pretty good right about now :laugh:

Jxnsmma

Met a dude on a dating site. He misrepresented his weight, by a lot. Now I'm not skinny minnie but I'm always straightforward with guys about how I look. All of dude's pics were about 5 years and at least 50 lbs ago. I try to keep an open mind and see how things go. He ends up kissing me a few times and burps in my mouth twice. Blech. Grabs my left breast immediately after I tell him they were offlimits. Needless to say, there was no second date.

OMG! He burped in your mouth!? UGH!!! If that were me, he'd be on this site talking about how his worst date ever was the time he was kissing a girl and she threw up in his face.....

NASTY!!!

SafireBleu

I went out with a guy had known a while, or rather met a bunch of times and we had mutual friends. We went out for dinner and to a comedy club. He brought me back to my apartment kissed me at the door forced me in to the apartment and then tried to rape me. My neighbor heard me screaming and fighting and was banging on my back door so he left out the front. Yeah that was the worst one.

Hellbent_Heidi

I went out with a guy had known a while, or rather met a bunch of times and we had mutual friends. We went out for dinner and to a comedy club. He brought me back to my apartment kissed me at the door forced me in to the apartment and then tried to rape me. My neighbor heard me screaming and fighting and was banging on my back door so he left out the front. Yeah that was the worst one.

WOW..that's horrible. Glad your neighbor was home!

rmhand

Super sweet class mate asked me out after finding out I had recently become single. We living in the same town and he suggested we meet at the movie theater for a matinee. We got up to the counter and he asked if he should pay for my ticket so I said "No, I got it". Then after the movie around about 2pm he asked if I wanted to do something else. He didn't recommend we get food or suggest a walk by the water or anything. So I said "Not really", then he asked if he should walk me to my car and I said "I think I can find it myself". I turned the date into "not a date" because this guy was a total wuss. He was very nice, but a total push-over. I like to be swept off my feet and this guy would have expected me to jump.

kfue

bump (to read later :-) )

_Ivian

haha! thanks! that was sweet :blushing:

Excuse me...but can I borrow your kitty *In the least creepiest voice and face possible* Bahahahaha!

I see what you did there :laugh:

menletti

We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?

So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.

I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

HWeatherholt

Please, tell me your worst dating stories!

Here's one of mine.

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1. I can join him in the backseat like he had previously requested
2. I could walk home.

......I walked home.

Ugh.

Your turn

I once had a guy tell me I could walk home. . .We were both 16, and had been casually dating for several months. We went for a drive, in his 80s Mustang, for the purpose of finding a backroad/cornfield/etc, to make out and probably have sex. After making out for a while, I changed my mind and decided that I wasn't ready (for a vareity of reasons). He told me to walk home. I refused to get out of his car, and he did drive me home.

I should have called off our relationship.

But, here we are almost 20 years later. He is still one of my best friends, I still get excited and act like a gitty school girl when I know I'm going to see him. Desptie some time and distance over the years we have been the one constant in each other's lives knowing we can pick up right where we left off at a moment's notice. We almost have esp when it comes to knowing the other needs to see them. We give each other great advice and that much needed ear and shoulder. His hugs make all my problems (except 1) go away.

Unforantely, the time we get to spend together is limited and we both wish our relationship could be more than what it is, but we have promised each other that someday, when the time is right.

Temporalia

LMAO, i'll post mine later.

owl92

my first date was female, cuz im gay but anyway she decided to be naked when i turned back around. we were 14 years old, i now know she must have been sexually abused or scarred in some way.
awkward pasts.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I would love to punch him in the throat for you. What an asshat.

Thank you.
And I've always wanted to punch some one in the throat, but I don't want to swing first.. don't wanna get in TOO much trouble

Can you both punch my ex husband in the throat because he did the same crap! And then when I turned the phone off I got called a bad mom. HELLLLLO!! Yes, I must be a ****ty mom for thinking THEIR FATHER could actually take care of them! Get off my sh**. Damn. Sorry, you just gave me bad flashbacks!

Name and address, please! My ex did it, too. Once during a date, which I was actually thankful for, because the guy first of all had planned to make me dinner a week before, so he had plenty of time to plan. It was tacos, not a huge deal, but he only had the shells, beef, cheese and sour cream. No vegetation, not even salsa! Then he wanted to kiss me, which was pretty uneventful. He was poking around my mouth with his tongue like he was looking for something specific. My ex called, so I got up to talk to him, and while I was standing on the other side of the room I noticed a picture of the guy's ex-gf who looked oddly a lot like me! First time I didn't blow off my ex when he didn't want to watch the kids any longer. Last date with that guy!

cloud2011

During college (imagine life before cell phones and internet!), a guy who saw me at the dining hall asked me out. I went out with him, even though I didn't know anything about him, or his friends, etc.

He picked me up for our date -- we lived in dorms right near each other...first we went to see "Das Boot," a German WWII film, NOT romantic at all, obviously. Then we went to play pinball and he was a little upset that I won.

Finally, we took a drive in his car, and during the drive on a major highway around the city, he revealed that he had just survived cancer. I was very young, so I think I was just dumbfounded about what to say or do. To me, it was a lot of information, very soon. As an adult, I'm sure I would respond much more compassionately now, but honestly, then I was not socially adept. I'm pretty sure I said some of the "right" things, but the whole date was just odd.

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MellyGibson

My roommate set me up with her boyfriend's friend - but we lived about an hour away from them. So, we head over there - and this guy is SO not my type! Not even CLOSE! But, we went dancing and had a good time. Roommate then announces that she is staying the night with the boyfriend, but there isn't any room for me, but - hey isn't this great news? - the friend got a hotel room!

Knowing I had no choice I went with him to the room - (I was in a body-building club back then and knew I could take this jerk if I had to). No kidding it had the 25 cent "Magic Fingers" bed! I hopped into bed fully dressed, and he snuggles up behind me and asks for a kiss. I tell him no, that I really didn't feel that we clicked. He says, "Does it have to click on the first date?" I laughed and said yes, for me it pretty much does.

About a half an hour later he's asking again for a kiss. I told him not-so-politely to get his hands off of me. He asks again for a kiss while leaning over me.

I stood up, grabbed the blanket and all of the pillows, locked myself in the bathroom and slept in the tub! Needless to say, it was a long time before I talked to my roommate again.

SVCat

We met online, texted/chatted/talked for a couple of weeks then decided to meet. While driving out to see her, she sends me a picture of a gift she had purchased for me. She said, it's from an adult store. So I'm thinking, what could you possibly get for someone that youv'e never met, at an adult store...maybe some massage oil?

So she sends another picture...a set of anal beads. She said, I had to go buy a new set...just for you. I can't wait to use them on you.

I turned around and went back home...it was a very tense ride back as my cheeks were squeezed tight all the way back home.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Yeah...can't bring out the anal beads until at LEAST the third date!

I just involuntarily tightened up!

musicstardust67

I had been talking to this guy online for weeks. Really had begun to like him...he mentioned that he had been in an accident and was waiting for the money to come through for him to fix his teeth. I assumed he had a few knocked out in the accident... ANYWAY, I drive up to see him one evening, and he answers the door BUCK NAKED, he walked w/ a cane (really fast...and crooked like) and he had NO TEETH. And, frankly the nubs he DID have looked gross, so I don't buy the "accident" story. I think he just doesn't brush his teeth. ANYWAY, I was shocked, needless to say. Sadly, I'm so fricken polite, I stayed and watched part of a movie, before I finally said I should be getting home.

omg that's disgusting! I would have left right when he answered the door! lol