Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked
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I have one that I had the balls to use ONE time, it worked, I had witnesses, and it's ridiculous enough I've only told a few friends. SMH at that STILL....0
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"You're funny. Take me out to dinner."0
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Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink...0
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"Hi, I'm David."0
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Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.0 -
"I think you're attractive: come do it with me."0
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I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol0 -
"Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."0
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Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.0
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Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.
I love you honey0 -
I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....
"I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."
I'd drop my panties for that.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!0 -
"Can I buy you a drink, if I give you the roofies on the side?"
I thought it was funny....0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!
lol really? I got away with that one in Brooklyn.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Now THAT is some good s**t!0 -
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.
and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
That actually is hysterical. Well done.0 -
Guy in a bar to my friend
"Do you have any Irish in you?"
"No"
"Would you like some?"0 -
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.
and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.
Take me to your taco.0 -
I'm almost ashamed to admit that this one worked:
My roommate's boyfriend decided it was time I met HIS roommate since we were both so "funny". He says, "Hi, I'm David. I believe it's my job to make the woman come first."
Well, it didn't work THAT night - but it was funny enough for me to actually start dating him for a while.0
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