Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked
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I have one that I had the balls to use ONE time, it worked, I had witnesses, and it's ridiculous enough I've only told a few friends. SMH at that STILL....0
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"You're funny. Take me out to dinner."0
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Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink...0
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"Hi, I'm David."0
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Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.0 -
"I think you're attractive: come do it with me."0
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I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol0 -
"Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."0
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Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.0
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Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.
I love you honey0 -
I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....
"I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."
I'd drop my panties for that.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!0 -
"Can I buy you a drink, if I give you the roofies on the side?"
I thought it was funny....0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Man around here, my *kitten* will be for sale on Craigslist!
lol really? I got away with that one in Brooklyn.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
Now THAT is some good s**t!0 -
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.
and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
That actually is hysterical. Well done.0 -
Guy in a bar to my friend
"Do you have any Irish in you?"
"No"
"Would you like some?"0 -
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.
and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.
Take me to your taco.0 -
I'm almost ashamed to admit that this one worked:
My roommate's boyfriend decided it was time I met HIS roommate since we were both so "funny". He says, "Hi, I'm David. I believe it's my job to make the woman come first."
Well, it didn't work THAT night - but it was funny enough for me to actually start dating him for a while.0 -
before my fiance was my fiance and we just hung out he got a girls number by sitting next to her at a mall food court table and surprisedly saying "oh, i'm sorry i thought i knew you!"
lmao I still pick on him about it0 -
I met this guy and we hung out. I told him very clearly from the beginning that I just wanted to be friends. We hung out for 2 months and then I logged onto facebook one morning and I had a request from him to be listed as his girlfriend. I declined it, but a week later we started dating. We've now been together for almost 3 years and married for 10
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"Hi, my name's Donnie and I like to have a good time"0
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Does this cloroform smell funny to you?0
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It wasn't a line, but I used to have a card I carried in my wallet. It was printed up to look like a store coupon. It said good for one kiss, redeemable from any human being. I used it once on this gal I was watching all night. We dated for 2 yrs....0
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A friend and I pulled the "Have you met Ted?" routine from How I Met Your Mother several times one night. We were really just goofing around and didn't care, but surprisingly it ended up working. Perhaps it worked since we really didn't care if it did. Lol.0
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I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol0 -
"Hey, do you want a shot of this? ....What is it? It doesnt matter."
It worked great0 -
Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.
awww, I love this!0 -
I've fallen for a few in my day. My favorite, hands down though, started with my best friend calling me while driving home from a crappy night at a party....
best friend: "You know, I realized something tonight...I'm afraid of marriage."
me: "Well that is completely normal silly. You are a guy. You are supposed to be afraid of marriage. Everyone is. It's a huge step."
best friend: "Really? I'm glad you understand. I should have known you would. Wanna get married?"
me: "Yep".
=0)0
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