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    • Posts: 279 Member
      Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!
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      I've been good with ladies even though I'm not the best looking guy and since I have a heavy accent, most pickup lines get laughed at (not the kind of laugh you look for either). So I just rely on being bold, dressing nicely and knowing what to say and when to say. Humor will take you alot further than pickup lines will in my experience. Pickup lines relies alot on quantity, my methods are more about quality and so far I think I've done well for myself.

      With that being said, if you seriously want to try a pickup line go for the shock factor. "I am a firm believer in 'lick it before you stick it'. Can I buy you a drink?" have done me good
    • Posts: 1,483 Member
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      It must not be working too much magic if you're trolling MFP for lady advice....:laugh:
      Anyway, good luck ....

      Dammit! You figured me out!
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
      Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!

      no, look with humor trumps humor or looks alone. Theres a reason the class clowns didn't get laid as much as the "pretty boys" in high school
    • Posts: 454 Member
      I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

      Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol



      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thats awesome!!
    • Posts: 65 Member
      I can't taste my lips!! Can you taste them for me?
    • Posts: 65 Member
      .......or I typed in sexy on my GPS and it brought me to you....
    • Posts: 454 Member
      I once bought a large shelf from Costco and an attractive male employee loaded it into my truck and when I thanked him and made the comment that I didn't know how I was going to get it out when I got home he said he'd do it if I made him breakfast in the morning.
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      Well... DID YOU??
    • Posts: 164 Member
      .......or I typed in sexy on my GPS and it brought me to you....

      that's a good one right there.

      also, if he gets me laughing, he immediately has my attention.
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....

      "I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."

      I'd drop my panties for that.

      I'd sing for that one!
    • Posts: 81
      Does this cloroform smell funny to you?

      This! LMAO
    • Posts: 56
      "Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"

      Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      "Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"

      Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.

      That is a crack up!
    • Posts: 469 Member
      I noticed this guy was staring at my breasts every morning I would go to class. He had the class next to mine.

      I finally confronted him about it and said:: "I saw that!! Hello?! Stop looking at my chest!!"

      Him:: "What?! I never looked at your chest. I just admire the shirts you wear."

      Since then, we went out for 4 years - ex now. But that was hilarious!!
    • Posts: 9,377 Member
      "Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"

      Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.

      That one would get me for sure! I love fart jokes. And farts. They're just funny. :smile:
    • Posts: 3,024 Member
      My boyfriend hit on me with:

      "Have you lost weight? You look REALLY good!"
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      "I think you're attractive: come do it with me."

      Wow, I can't believe this actually would work.
    • Posts: 100 Member
      We all hear about how pickup lines don't work, but I know there are some lines I've used that were just too good to deny and they worked...so ladies, please let us know what lines have worked on you...

      :)


      I see what you're doing here! Stocking up on ammo. Smooth. ;)
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      "Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."

      That's just creepy. I'd walk away in a heartbeat if some guy said this to me.
    • Posts: 347 Member
      there was a lot of talking game from him but the kicker that finally sealed the deal was ::

      "I wanna know if your lips are as soft as they look"
    • Posts: 401
      Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.

      That's not true. I don't care how attractive a guy is, if he uses lame pick up lines or he's an idiot or disrespectful in ANY way, then it's not happening. This can be said for most of the ladies I know as well.
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      I once used "I don't do subtle, do you want to have sex?" on a guy. We're married now. I guess we had a little more than sex.

      Haha using pick-up lines on guy's are soooo easy!
    • Posts: 1,828 Member
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      Dammit! You figured me out!
      Try "Did you break wind cause you're blowing me away?"
      That's pure romance :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 866 Member
      I was never a "line" guy but saw this girl in the club that I could not stop looking at so I went up and said

      "I can't dance and have no idea what to say to you and I know tomorrow I'll think of something but by then it will be too late"

      We went home together that night ;)
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      there was a lot of talking game from him but the kicker that finally sealed the deal was ::

      "I wanna know if your lips are as soft as they look"

      I'd like to add this is my current boyfriend :: since that night it's been 5 years together. He's nothing of what I used to go for as far as looks, but he is brimming with personality and yes...he knows how to talk smooth.
    • Posts: 192 Member
      Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!

      ^^ this!!

      I used to have a guy come up to me all the time in the bar/club all my friends and I go to. He'd always come up behind me and go "baby girl," bump into me, and offer to buy me a drink. I never accepted a drink from him because a) don't bump into me and b) don't call me baby girl. So when he did it again, before he could offer me a drink, I responded "there's a baby here?" and looked around. He hasn't approached me since! Thank gosh!

      no pick up lines work... well not for me. Be yourself. Don't make up some dumb line. Approach me, be a man, tell me your name, and start a conversation. That's how you pick up a girl
    • Posts: 1,987 Member
      I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.

      Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol

      lol. AYEEEE!
    • Posts: 830 Member
      bumping.... for research purposes.
    • Posts: 40
      I have had a guy literally do this...

      Guy :"You are super short......"
      My friend intersecting: "No **** man, bet you she doesn't know that?"
      Guy: "I bet she does, but I bet you she has no idea how beautiful she is."


      I blushed, it was cute.
    • Posts: 300 Member
      Are those boobs real?
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