Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked
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Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!0
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I've been good with ladies even though I'm not the best looking guy and since I have a heavy accent, most pickup lines get laughed at (not the kind of laugh you look for either). So I just rely on being bold, dressing nicely and knowing what to say and when to say. Humor will take you alot further than pickup lines will in my experience. Pickup lines relies alot on quantity, my methods are more about quality and so far I think I've done well for myself.
With that being said, if you seriously want to try a pickup line go for the shock factor. "I am a firm believer in 'lick it before you stick it'. Can I buy you a drink?" have done me good0 -
It must not be working too much magic if you're trolling MFP for lady advice....:laugh:It's not so much the pick up lines but who is saying them.
When you look sharp and she's attracted to you, you can say just about anything.
A simple "hello".
After that, it becomes about your confidence level and how interesting you are, then your personality.
Just go somewhere and forget silly pick up lines. Just go to a bar and have fun.
Ladies love guys who are there having fun - not on the prowl with some inane pick-up line.
If you play it right, the ladies come to you.
Believe it!
I disagree, I hang out with a bunch of wise guys (and they are not the most attractive fellas) that can make you piss your pants with some of the stuff they come up with...never understimate the power of humor.
Anyway, good luck ....
Dammit! You figured me out!0 -
Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!
no, look with humor trumps humor or looks alone. Theres a reason the class clowns didn't get laid as much as the "pretty boys" in high school0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thats awesome!!0 -
I can't taste my lips!! Can you taste them for me?0
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.......or I typed in sexy on my GPS and it brought me to you....0
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\I once bought a large shelf from Costco and an attractive male employee loaded it into my truck and when I thanked him and made the comment that I didn't know how I was going to get it out when I got home he said he'd do it if I made him breakfast in the morning.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Well... DID YOU??0 -
.......or I typed in sexy on my GPS and it brought me to you....
that's a good one right there.
also, if he gets me laughing, he immediately has my attention.0 -
I just got a new one from Ket the Jet....
"I'd like to Rodger your Hammerstein."
I'd drop my panties for that.
I'd sing for that one!0 -
Does this cloroform smell funny to you?
This! LMAO0 -
"Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"
Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.0 -
"Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"
Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.
That is a crack up!0 -
I noticed this guy was staring at my breasts every morning I would go to class. He had the class next to mine.
I finally confronted him about it and said:: "I saw that!! Hello?! Stop looking at my chest!!"
Him:: "What?! I never looked at your chest. I just admire the shirts you wear."
Since then, we went out for 4 years - ex now. But that was hilarious!!0 -
"Yo baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away"
Someone said that to me and I was cracking up! *sigh* toilet humor.
That one would get me for sure! I love fart jokes. And farts. They're just funny.
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My boyfriend hit on me with:
"Have you lost weight? You look REALLY good!"0 -
"I think you're attractive: come do it with me."
Wow, I can't believe this actually would work.0 -
We all hear about how pickup lines don't work, but I know there are some lines I've used that were just too good to deny and they worked...so ladies, please let us know what lines have worked on you...
I see what you're doing here! Stocking up on ammo. Smooth.
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"Nobody can hear you down here, and this door only unlocks from the outside. You're pretty."
That's just creepy. I'd walk away in a heartbeat if some guy said this to me.0 -
there was a lot of talking game from him but the kicker that finally sealed the deal was ::
"I wanna know if your lips are as soft as they look"0 -
Here's the truth, your pickup line could be the lamest one in the book but if she considers you attractive, it'll work.
That's not true. I don't care how attractive a guy is, if he uses lame pick up lines or he's an idiot or disrespectful in ANY way, then it's not happening. This can be said for most of the ladies I know as well.0 -
I once used "I don't do subtle, do you want to have sex?" on a guy. We're married now. I guess we had a little more than sex.
Haha using pick-up lines on guy's are soooo easy!0 -
Try "Did you break wind cause you're blowing me away?"
It must not be working too much magic if you're trolling MFP for lady advice....:laugh:It's not so much the pick up lines but who is saying them.
When you look sharp and she's attracted to you, you can say just about anything.
A simple "hello".
After that, it becomes about your confidence level and how interesting you are, then your personality.
Just go somewhere and forget silly pick up lines. Just go to a bar and have fun.
Ladies love guys who are there having fun - not on the prowl with some inane pick-up line.
If you play it right, the ladies come to you.
Believe it!
I disagree, I hang out with a bunch of wise guys (and they are not the most attractive fellas) that can make you piss your pants with some of the stuff they come up with...never understimate the power of humor.
Anyway, good luck ....
Dammit! You figured me out!
That's pure romance :flowerforyou:0 -
I was never a "line" guy but saw this girl in the club that I could not stop looking at so I went up and said
"I can't dance and have no idea what to say to you and I know tomorrow I'll think of something but by then it will be too late"
We went home together that night 0 -
there was a lot of talking game from him but the kicker that finally sealed the deal was ::
"I wanna know if your lips are as soft as they look"
I'd like to add this is my current boyfriend :: since that night it's been 5 years together. He's nothing of what I used to go for as far as looks, but he is brimming with personality and yes...he knows how to talk smooth.0 -
Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!
^^ this!!
I used to have a guy come up to me all the time in the bar/club all my friends and I go to. He'd always come up behind me and go "baby girl," bump into me, and offer to buy me a drink. I never accepted a drink from him because a) don't bump into me and b) don't call me baby girl. So when he did it again, before he could offer me a drink, I responded "there's a baby here?" and looked around. He hasn't approached me since! Thank gosh!
no pick up lines work... well not for me. Be yourself. Don't make up some dumb line. Approach me, be a man, tell me your name, and start a conversation. That's how you pick up a girl0 -
I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
lol. AYEEEE!0 -
bumping.... for research purposes.0
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I have had a guy literally do this...
Guy :"You are super short......"
My friend intersecting: "No **** man, bet you she doesn't know that?"
Guy: "I bet she does, but I bet you she has no idea how beautiful she is."
I blushed, it was cute.0 -
Are those boobs real?0
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