Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked

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  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    nice shoes wanna ____?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    My all time favorite is complimenting a woman on her shoes/boots (provided they are nice)

    Sweaters and pants can be gifts but shoes are personal and by complimenting the shoes, you are complimenting the woman's taste.

    Ladies? agree or disagree?

    It shows that you are looking at other areas than her genitals. However, I wouldn't identify them by the designer, if you know what I mean.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I walked up to a girl and said, "You have beautiful eyes. Will you marry me?"

    After the divorce, I never used that line again.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I was never a "line" guy but saw this girl in the club that I could not stop looking at so I went up and said

    "I can't dance and have no idea what to say to you and I know tomorrow I'll think of something but by then it will be too late"

    We went home together that night ;)

    Thats just cute.
  • GingerJenX3
    GingerJenX3 Posts: 419
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.



    and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.


    lol struck my funny bone
  • Headingforhealthier
    Headingforhealthier Posts: 85
    I got one I heard today...

    Do you work at Subway???

    Cause You just gave me a FOOTLONG....lol

    ...

    ^^ Ugh. Just lame.
  • Loss4TheWin
    Loss4TheWin Posts: 249
    Screamed at him from across the Denny's smoking section..."HEY, are you gay?". Turned in to a 7 year relationship. Guess he was really committed to proving he wasn't gay.
  • cmay89
    cmay89 Posts: 337 Member
    Told my current boyfriend that if he could handle my workout routine that he might be able to handle me.

    ^^Sounds a lot more provocative the more that I think about it. But whatever. It worked.
  • tinglesby
    tinglesby Posts: 96 Member
    I've fallen for a few in my day. My favorite, hands down though, started with my best friend calling me while driving home from a crappy night at a party....

    best friend: "You know, I realized something tonight...I'm afraid of marriage."

    me: "Well that is completely normal silly. You are a guy. You are supposed to be afraid of marriage. Everyone is. It's a huge step."

    best friend: "Really? I'm glad you understand. I should have known you would. Wanna get married?"

    me: "Yep".

    =0)





    How cute is that!! :)
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Is that what you are going to use in a zombie apocalypse?"
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    "Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."

    Gets me every time.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Oh, another: "I love cats. I have like four."
  • justinproulx1
    justinproulx1 Posts: 335
    To be used after leaving a club, restaurant etc etc etc

    Wanna come back to my house?

    I have Tetris...it works 9/10 times
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    "I may not be a doctor but I play one in bars"

    That or I make self-effacing comments about my size (height)
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
    did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

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