Pickup Lines...That Actually Worked
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I got a good one. Got the idea from some comedian, forgot who.
Walked up to a chick at a bar, after we were smiling and looking at each other all night, gave her my phone, and said, "Don't worry. I'll call you," and walked out. That s**t was so gangsta! Called her later that night, and let me say this, I got more than just my phone back. lol
This would totally work on me lol and all my friends0 -
This did work....
"Are you going to make me lie to my diary, or are you going to kiss me?"0 -
Can not believe I'm sharing this....
Guy walked by and brushed my hair back and looked at my eyes. He said "red hair and green eyes... Do you have a little Irish in you?" I said no. He said do you want to. I cracked up. He was adorable. But he wasn't lying about the little part. Lol
Died. I just died.0 -
I was DD at the bar (second one of the night) and was wearing Soffe shorts and a cami. This is a bar where women dress like high-dollar honky-tonk hoochies. I looked like I was in pajamas.
This guy comes up to me, wraps his arm around my waist and says, "Did you know your tag is hanging out?"
...considering I was the one that rolled my shorts down so that they aren't above my belly button, yes, I was...
Long story short, he talked game about wanting to protect my image. I entertained him and his little fantasy until my big brother showed up. Then all of a sudden, he had to go. Oops.0 -
BEST. EVER.Not really a pick-up line, but it set the hook.
I asked a girl for her phone number at a Mercury Rev show in 1995, well before cell phone ubiquity. When she gave it to me, I took it into my hands, looked at her excitedly, said "I'm going to go call you right now!" And ran off.
She still tells that story to her friends. And our daughters, 7 and 10.0 -
I have had a guy literally do this...
Guy :"You are super short......"
My friend intersecting: "No **** man, bet you she doesn't know that?"
Guy: "I bet she does, but I bet you she has no idea how beautiful she is."
I blushed, it was cute.
That would totally do me in. Adorable.0 -
I used one before, I think?
When I was in college, I worked at a beach resort. One day, a pizza delivery guy came in while I was working front desk. He smiled. I smiled back. He left a few minutes later.
5 minutes passed and when I answered the phone he asked, "WHat kind of pizza do you like?" Cheese.
He brings me a small pizza with the note, "Enjoy this for dinner." He didn't stay and chat, had to run.
A little later in the night he called to ask if the pizza was good, I said yes then said, "When do I get to take you out for dinner?" I can't believe I did that because.....that was NOT my personality at that time. I moved 7 hours from home from the summer to work at the beach by myself and was just really kinda coming into my own (what tha...that was so cliche, but true).
We went on a date and had a great time and dated a while.
But he turned out to be a huge d00sh. :drinker:0 -
I like to use poetry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Now get in my van....0 -
OMG where are all you charmers at?
I've never been "picked up" successfully. Most I've had is some guy ask me what my breast size was. Subtle.0 -
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash!
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One night, I went with my friend to a honky tonk so she wouldn't have to go alone, but I totally wasn't into being there. I sat alone sipping my drink while she was dancing, brushing off the guys who asked me to dance, asked to buy me a drink, etc.
Then when she brought a group of Air Force guys over to the table and they were all talking and laughing, the quiet one of the group turned to me and asked "Do you believe in aliens?" A very interesting conversation followed. I wound up giving him my number.0 -
OMG where are all you charmers at?
I've never been "picked up" successfully. Most I've had is some guy ask me what my breast size was. Subtle.
So....what size are they??
Just asking, so If I meet you in a a bar.....I can use a different line on you.0 -
I've never had a guy use a pick up line on me...ever. I've been single all my life.
But, one that would work on me would be: "If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
I've tried the "I think you're cute. Are you single?" line. It didn't work, he was taken.
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In my heavier days i was good for random pick ups...essentially i wasnt that confident in myself so i figured the randomer the pick up line, i can at least justify the rejection, however some worked for me
1. I told one girl a complete stranger "why doesnt she call me" she laughed and said she didnt know me, i said well heres my number you can get to know me and she actually called a few days later
2. High off the success of the previous one, i randomly proposed to a girl again she laughed said she didnt know me i asked for her number so she can
3. Another one i said simply "thank you" she said for what and i told her her smile made my day that much brighter and it was a wrap lol0 -
My ex husband went with "Is that guy your boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "How do I apply?"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "To be your boyfriend?"
Me: "Dinner and flowers."
Him: "Tuesday night good for you?"
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I was a door girl at a bar... mind you, I have a large chest and to get tips you showed off the goods... I made good tips!
This guy comes up to me, "Can I take a picture with you?"
Me: "Why?"
Guy: "So I can see how good we look together."
He took the picture, asked me for a date, I was seeing the bouncer at the time, so I of course said no, then asked to see the picture... yup, it was of my cleavage... and since my face wasn't in it, I let him keep it, lol0 -
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But, here's my number. So call me, maybe.
and anything off of Taco Bell sauce packets is usually a winner.
Take me to your taco.
Lmao!!0 -
I really don't want to post this because it's horrible, but was just talking about it with a buddy that was there to witness it...
I told a young woman once that "I would do things to you that would make a farm animal puke" and AMAZINGLY enough she was all over me the rest of the night.....And she is a very attractive woman too.
I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.0 -
Rofl, that would probably win me over too.I really don't want to post this because it's horrible, but was just talking about it with a buddy that was there to witness it...
I told a young woman once that "I would do things to you that would make a farm animal puke" and AMAZINGLY enough she was all over me the rest of the night.....And she is a very attractive woman too.
I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.0 -
"Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me."0
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This was when my other half and I were still friends
Me: I'm not well and need to see a doctor
Other half: I'm a doctor
Me: No you're not...are you?
Other half: 'course I am, I'm the doctor of luuuuuuurve
It's one of the most cheesiest lines he's ever used on me and I'm still with him nine years later 0 -
I like to use poetry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Now get in my van....
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"Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me."
Hahahaha that made my morning0 -
LMAOOO"Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me."
"Um do you beleiv in love at first sight or should i come back?
"you know, you arent that pretty, but i'd still do you"0 -
Rofl, that would probably win me over too.I really don't want to post this because it's horrible, but was just talking about it with a buddy that was there to witness it...
I told a young woman once that "I would do things to you that would make a farm animal puke" and AMAZINGLY enough she was all over me the rest of the night.....And she is a very attractive woman too.
I'm pretty sure that makes me a horrible person.
You=AWESOME!
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Hey baby!0
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My all time favorite is complimenting a woman on her shoes/boots (provided they are nice)
Sweaters and pants can be gifts but shoes are personal and by complimenting the shoes, you are complimenting the woman's taste.
Ladies? agree or disagree?0 -
Hahaha I love them all depending on the delivery if they are cheezy but clearly said to be funny... What girl isn't a sucker for comedy... And better yet the clever variety shows how smart you are so pick any, just be sure you're funny, clever and/or hot and they'll work lmao 0
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I'm not a doctor, but I save lives. I gave blood today! :drinker:0
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Humor trumps looks EVERY TIME!!!!
no, look with humor trumps humor or looks alone. Theres a reason the class clowns didn't get laid as much as the "pretty boys" in high school
My best friend and I have a rating system for guys, but it's in no particular order
Albert - A guy who is so beautiful that you would have sex with him regardless of intelligence
Brian - A guy with offbeat good looks and a great sense of humor, boyfriend/husband material
Chris - A guy who is hilarious and a good flirt. Nice for long waits and bus stops.0
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