"No Mayo?" Why Americans Are Fat

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  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    I totally agree mayo is super fatty. My questions is why do Europeans load their french fries with it and are still skinnier and healthier than Americans. I spent some time in Europe and all my friends their literally bought french fries on the street with mayo everyday for a snack. How is this fair.

    I, too, would love the answer to this ha.
    Because they eat less and move more.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    Maybe it's genetics. Epigenetics? Maybe it's adenovirus-36.
  • ronaldmcyd
    ronaldmcyd Posts: 54 Member
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    Maybe it's genetics. Epigenetics? Maybe it's adenovirus-36.

    Maybe your right, personally I like to blame AD36 for all my problems
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    Maybe it's genetics. Epigenetics? Maybe it's adenovirus-36.

    Maybe your right, personally I like to blame AD36 for all my problems

    Ha! :tongue:
  • ronaldmcyd
    ronaldmcyd Posts: 54 Member
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    Maybe it's genetics. Epigenetics? Maybe it's adenovirus-36.

    Maybe your right, personally I like to blame AD36 for all my problems

    Ha! :tongue:

    But only when I'm not too busy blaming mayo, of course :wink:
  • LesterBlackstone
    LesterBlackstone Posts: 291 Member
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    My questions is why do Europeans load their french fries with it and are still skinnier and healthier than Americans.

    There is only one possible explanation: Europe is populated with wizards.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    My questions is why do Europeans load their french fries with it and are still skinnier and healthier than Americans.

    There is only one possible explanation: Europe is populated with wizards.

    I agree!
  • TXHunny84
    TXHunny84 Posts: 503 Member
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    And chocolate or honey is more fun in bed then mayo :)

    ... and this is why I'm glad I didn't keep a food log while away at college... half my diary would be beer, the other half coolwhip and chocolate :laugh:

    BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I love your posts! I've read several that you have responded to and your posts crack me up or are very insightful!
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
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    Obviously you have no idea how much fun mayo can be in the bedroom...

    ????????????
  • raystark
    raystark Posts: 403 Member
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    Obviously you have no idea how much fun mayo can be in the bedroom...

    ????????????

    Inquiring minds want to know?
  • blair_bear
    blair_bear Posts: 165
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    My questions is why do Europeans load their french fries with it and are still skinnier and healthier than Americans.

    There is only one possible explanation: Europe is populated with wizards.

    I agree!
    I second this...Americans killed all their witches and wizards during the Salem Witch Trials our forefathers doomed us to fatness with their paranoia!!! (Exception- Abe Lincoln's vampire hunting, the man had a legit reason to be paranoid)
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    One small correction. We really haven't grown much taller over the last 100 years. Americans have fallen from 1st in height in the late 1700's, to I believe 9th in the world in height now. :drinker:

    I think in the first maybe ... third or so? of the last 100 we did. but, you are right. we've shrunk. around the time of the American revolution, though, we were the tallest in the world.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    My questions is why do Europeans load their french fries with it and are still skinnier and healthier than Americans.

    There is only one possible explanation: Europe is populated with wizards.

    I agree!
    I second this...Americans killed all their witches and wizards during the Salem Witch Trials our forefathers doomed us to fatness with their paranoia!!! (Exception- Abe Lincoln's vampire hunting, the man had a legit reason to be paranoid)

    They didn't kill all. ;)

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