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  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Once upon a time a girl we'll call foxy
    told the world she had a baby.
    Everyone cheered and some of them cried
    Cause we were all sucked into Foxy's lies.
    And then she spoke of roast beef and ham
    While I thought her snatch was filled with cobwebs and sand.
    I thought this due to her nazi sex views
    cause she hates the guy that likes the dudes!!!

    Oh you put so much thought and effort into this! Thank you so much. My heart is warmed by the thought that you have enough time in your busy day to make a poem about me. Thank you. Thank you so very much!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    Dont let them get to you, most of us men are a--holes.
    Inaccurate.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Once upon a time a girl we'll call foxy
    told the world she had a baby.
    Everyone cheered and some of them cried
    Cause we were all sucked into Foxy's lies.
    And then she spoke of roast beef and ham
    While I thought her snatch was filled with cobwebs and sand.
    I thought this due to her nazi sex views
    cause she hates the guy that likes the dudes!!!

    Oh you put so much thought and effort into this! Thank you so much. My heart is warmed by the thought that you have enough time in your busy day to make a poem about me. Thank you. Thank you so very much!

    It's cool, I'm writer so it only took a few seconds. Your very welcome want another one?
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Please if you have the time. :laugh:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I'm sorry you have no respect for you womanhood. I want to marry the only person I sleep with.

    to all the women here - not just the OP

    Everyone sees their womanhood differently and everyone saves different parts of themselves for the person they marry/choose/spend the majority of their life with/etc.

    Some people save their virginity, and its beautiful.
    Some people save anal sex for marriage, and its beautiful.

    just because you've decided to share this specific thing with the man you fall madly in love with... doesnt mean the rest of the people on this list have no respect for their womanhood and that you have the right to ridicule them. You are not better. You just picked this specific thing to share with him. Other people have parts of themselves that are more important to them because of the experiences that life has thrown at them.

    It just means that we all define our special quiet private places in our heart differently, but we all feel that the person we choose to share these things with... should deserve them.


    Chill...she is a troll.

    I did and I wasnt un chilled, obviously since I was talking about *kitten*-sex.

    read better baby doll x
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Once upon a time a girl we'll call foxy
    told the world she had a baby.
    Everyone cheered and some of them cried
    Cause we were all sucked into Foxy's lies.
    And then she spoke of roast beef and ham
    While I thought her snatch was filled with cobwebs and sand.
    I thought this due to her nazi sex views
    cause she hates the guy that likes the dudes!!!

    Oh you put so much thought and effort into this! Thank you so much. My heart is warmed by the thought that you have enough time in your busy day to make a poem about me. Thank you. Thank you so very much!


    We all have enough time in our day for you to address your posts about a 3 year relationship, and having a child too.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    If I lived under a bridge, I probably wouldn't want a lot of sex either.

    I'm sorry you have no respect for you womanhood. I want to marry the only person I sleep with.

    to all the women here - not just the OP

    Everyone sees their womanhood differently and everyone saves different parts of themselves for the person they marry/choose/spend the majority of their life with/etc.

    Some people save their virginity, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their family and friends for the man they will marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save a secret they always wanted to share, and its beautiful.
    Some people save buying a house until they find their 'one'. and its beautiful.
    Some people save pets or children for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their scars because they only want one person to know about them, and its beautiful.
    Some people save anal sex for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save secret fantasies for the man they marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save church as the one thing they will only share with their husband, and its beautiful.

    just because you've decided to share this specific thing with the man you fall madly in love with... doesnt mean the rest of the people on this list have no respect for their womanhood and that you have the right to ridicule them. You are not better. You just picked this specific thing to share with him. Other people have parts of themselves that are more important to them because of the experiences that life has thrown at them.

    It just means that we all define our special quiet private places in our heart differently, but we all feel that the person we choose to share these things with... should deserve them.


    Chill...she is a troll.

    I did and I wasnt un chilled, obviously since I was talking about *kitten*-sex.

    read better baby doll x


    Saving *kitten* sex for marriage is NEVER beautiful though. Because if it doesn't go well, you are never doing it again......I know someone in this boat. Kinda sad.
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    HeavenLeAngel don't mean to steal your thunder but I wrote a little something.


    There once was a troll with a roast beef vagina.



    The end.

  • Wow!!! Good find!!!
  • Marcillene
    Marcillene Posts: 484 Member
    Once upon a time a girl we'll call foxy
    told the world she had a baby.
    Everyone cheered and some of them cried
    Cause we were all sucked into Foxy's lies.
    And then she spoke of roast beef and ham
    While I thought her snatch was filled with cobwebs and sand.
    I thought this due to her nazi sex views
    cause she hates the guy that likes the dudes!!!

    Oh you put so much thought and effort into this! Thank you so much. My heart is warmed by the thought that you have enough time in your busy day to make a poem about me. Thank you. Thank you so very much!


    We all have enough time in our day for you to address your posts about a 3 year relationship, and having a child too.

    I have been reading and waiting as well. OR for somemore women who just left the doctors office with roast beef prodruding from the panties. waiting.... waiting.. waiting.... none?
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!


    I'm bored, so for the time being I'm not going to just let you re-direct and ignore this ****.


    So what is it. 6 years of a cheating boyfriend and no sex, or 3 years with some guy you had a kid with?????
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Foxy Foxy wished to be prude
    Cause she slept with one to many dudes
    She hates the girls who enjoy some play
    Cause it's been six years since she's had a lay
    She's made up a boy for some attention
    And claimed she lacked some affection
    Sad miss foxy needs another forum
    so she doesn't get caught with her lies in this one!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    If I lived under a bridge, I probably wouldn't want a lot of sex either.

    I'm sorry you have no respect for you womanhood. I want to marry the only person I sleep with.

    to all the women here - not just the OP

    Everyone sees their womanhood differently and everyone saves different parts of themselves for the person they marry/choose/spend the majority of their life with/etc.

    Some people save their virginity, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their family and friends for the man they will marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save a secret they always wanted to share, and its beautiful.
    Some people save buying a house until they find their 'one'. and its beautiful.
    Some people save pets or children for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their scars because they only want one person to know about them, and its beautiful.
    Some people save anal sex for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save secret fantasies for the man they marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save church as the one thing they will only share with their husband, and its beautiful.

    just because you've decided to share this specific thing with the man you fall madly in love with... doesnt mean the rest of the people on this list have no respect for their womanhood and that you have the right to ridicule them. You are not better. You just picked this specific thing to share with him. Other people have parts of themselves that are more important to them because of the experiences that life has thrown at them.

    It just means that we all define our special quiet private places in our heart differently, but we all feel that the person we choose to share these things with... should deserve them.


    Chill...she is a troll.

    I did and I wasnt un chilled, obviously since I was talking about *kitten*-sex.

    read better baby doll x


    Saving *kitten* sex for marriage is NEVER beautiful though. Because if it doesn't go well, you are never doing it again......I know someone in this boat. Kinda sad.

    *kitten* sex in the prenup. if he cant live without it and she discovers she cant tolerate it- they gotta make a loop erm... hole... in the marriage contract.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!

    Too busy eating a roast beef sandwich, but when that gets old I might.
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    Foxy Foxy wished to be prude
    Cause she slept with one to many dudes
    She hates the girls who enjoy some play
    Cause it's been six years since she's had a lay
    She's made up a boy for some attention
    And claimed she lacked some affection
    Sad miss foxy needs another forum
    so she doesn't get caught with her lies in this one!

    Don't miss it foxy its from my heart to your vagina
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    If I lived under a bridge, I probably wouldn't want a lot of sex either.

    I'm sorry you have no respect for you womanhood. I want to marry the only person I sleep with.

    to all the women here - not just the OP

    Everyone sees their womanhood differently and everyone saves different parts of themselves for the person they marry/choose/spend the majority of their life with/etc.

    Some people save their virginity, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their family and friends for the man they will marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save a secret they always wanted to share, and its beautiful.
    Some people save buying a house until they find their 'one'. and its beautiful.
    Some people save pets or children for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save their scars because they only want one person to know about them, and its beautiful.
    Some people save anal sex for marriage, and its beautiful.
    Some people save secret fantasies for the man they marry, and its beautiful.
    Some people save church as the one thing they will only share with their husband, and its beautiful.

    just because you've decided to share this specific thing with the man you fall madly in love with... doesnt mean the rest of the people on this list have no respect for their womanhood and that you have the right to ridicule them. You are not better. You just picked this specific thing to share with him. Other people have parts of themselves that are more important to them because of the experiences that life has thrown at them.

    It just means that we all define our special quiet private places in our heart differently, but we all feel that the person we choose to share these things with... should deserve them.


    Chill...she is a troll.

    I did and I wasnt un chilled, obviously since I was talking about *kitten*-sex.

    read better baby doll x


    Saving *kitten* sex for marriage is NEVER beautiful though. Because if it doesn't go well, you are never doing it again......I know someone in this boat. Kinda sad.

    *kitten* sex in the prenup. if he cant live without it and she discovers she cant tolerate it- they gotta make a loop erm... hole... in the marriage contract.


    HAHA.....Indeed.
    For some of us, it just means that's never happening again. Dammit
  • Marcillene
    Marcillene Posts: 484 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!

    Too busy eating a roast beef sandwich, but when that gets old I might.

    Did you, apparently, the more you eat your roast beef sandwhich, the bigger it gets?

    Maybe, thats why her bf turned gay? She starved him of roast beef.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!

    Too busy eating a roast beef sandwich, but when that gets old I might.

    Did you, apparently, the more you eat your roast beef sandwhich, the bigger it gets?

    Maybe, thats why her bf turned gay? She starved him of roast beef.


    I just assumed after dealing with this kind of crazy he just threw up his hands and said **** THIS I'm done with this **** for good!
  • Marcillene
    Marcillene Posts: 484 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!

    Too busy eating a roast beef sandwich, but when that gets old I might.

    Did you, apparently, the more you eat your roast beef sandwhich, the bigger it gets?

    Maybe, thats why her bf turned gay? She starved him of roast beef.


    I just assumed after dealing with this kind of crazy he just threw up his hands and said **** THIS I'm done with this **** for good!

    I cant imagine it would take 6 years though? I have been on her forum listening to her for 10 minutes and I WANT TO THROW MY HANDS UP AND SAY **** THIS SH**. LMAO.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    I'm glad people have that much time in their lives to do research on me. Maybe I should ask one of you to write my biography!

    lol The same amount of free time as you do to post such ridiculous threads...
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    Yaaaawn!

    People seem to have trouble identifying trolls in their life.
  • Raezor1207
    Raezor1207 Posts: 80 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I about peed myself with all of this! And now I am late for work
  • Najay
    Najay Posts: 273 Member
    Wow 6 yrs. He had to be cheating for a long time.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    If you have a view of no sex before such and such a thing like marriage, you have to make sure that your partner shares the same ideals. You can't pick up any person and say "hey I'm totally into dating you but sex is off the table" and expect them to be cool with it. If the guy you were dating didn't feel that he should wait to be physically intimate, then it's not really rocket science why he was unfaithful.

    This.
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    If I was the troll I would have kept it going by saying that I only had sex once and it resulted in a baby. Since then, I have decided to wait until I'm married to do it again since the last time ended badly.


    BAM!!!


    If I was into pissing people off online for no reason I would totally be the best troll ever.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    This chick is a complete idiot. Her and her flabby meat curtains.
  • Marcillene
    Marcillene Posts: 484 Member
    This chick is a complete idiot. Her and her flabby meat curtains.

    OMG I have never heard anyone else besides me call it beef curtains bahahaha. you made my day.
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
    Wow. After reading all the posts in this forum, I am SO sorry I thought about defending you, Foxy. Hypocrite.

    Imma gonna go have sex now.
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