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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    What my ticker says... LOL jk do what makes you happy and forget the rest.
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    This a troll thread?

    Whatever gave you that idea?
  • HeavenLeAngel127
    HeavenLeAngel127 Posts: 211 Member
    This a troll thread?

    Whatever gave you that idea?

    Because it treaded very close to legendary
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.


    You really are ****ing awesome!!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I would have cheated on her after 1 month.
    I would have given, in general, 1 week from the first date. :wink:

    But I don't think the OP and I would have had a first date.
  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
    Every day...for 6 years....your BF was trying to tell you........................









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  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
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  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    I'm British, and I didn't think it was possible to put me off roast beef.

    I'm sorry, but no-one's taking my new and terrible food trauma at all seriously here.

    See, it's usually served rare/pink, and with horseradish cream... I won't ever be able to eat it again I don't think. Supposing I get summoned to an Olympic ceremony with the Queen, and it's on the menu (both being quite likely events of course) - imagine the embarrassment!

    These trolls just don't think what damage they leave behind them with their ill-considered posts.
  • michelejoann
    michelejoann Posts: 295 Member
    I think we lost her. Oh well. More sex for me! : ):bigsmile:
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Every day...for 6 years....your BF was trying to tell you........................













    my%20body%20is%20ready.jpg



    Ya but if he left or cheated he would have been a loser:laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    wow... this thread... it hurts my brain. OP is messed up.
  • Off topic but, OP your head looks like it is screwed on sideways.

    Tough talk from someone with your face, though I will admit your tongue is impressive.


    Hum, careful lil man. I eat guys like you for breakfast. (totally non-sexual)
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
    I know Christian guys who would wait until they are married - there are also Christian dating agencies ......
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    If my boyfriend didn't even attempt to have sex with me after 6 years I would have already suspected something lol. I mean, even if you have a really sweet guy with morals....HE IS GOING TO TRY EVENTUALLY!!! Come on now.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I know Christian guys who would wait until they are married - there are also Christian dating agencies ......


    And date one person for 6 years without getting married?
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah *kitten*, when I left for lunch - it was a chick that had a guy that cheated on her...

    I come back an hour later... it's beef curtains, roast beef, stretched out rubber bands, and sluts.

    I love you MFP.
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.

    LOL. But I thought that stopped if you married him.
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    I know Christian guys who would wait until they are married - there are also Christian dating agencies ......

    I dated two Christian men (not at the same time) back in a previous life when I was a born again.... They were both regularly trying to pin me down in the back seat of the car.

    Horny buggers, they were.
  • Thesoundofwolf
    Thesoundofwolf Posts: 378 Member
    Not sure if troll thread or troll thread.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.

    LOL. But I thought that stopped if you married him.

    It does. It is like the bait to catch the fish. Now I am just a big dead tuna laying in a boat.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Off topic but, OP your head looks like it is screwed on sideways.

    TL;DR - I agree.

    You know, I thought it was just the flash of the camera on her face, but when I did a reverse image search the similar pictures had a few from The Sims.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.

    haha.


    Well, the bible is full of misogyny, so it's not a real great source of info ...

    If this is a troll thread (entirely possible) I am amused at the fact people admitted they would cheat on their S/O's.

    lol
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.

    LOL. But I thought that stopped if you married him.

    It does. It is like the bait to catch the fish. Now I am just a big dead tuna laying in a boat.

    Haha... the same could be said from the other side about going to the bathroom with the door closed and helping with the dishes. I really do love my husband though. He's sexy.
  • berlynn_j
    berlynn_j Posts: 299 Member
    I effin love sex, and if I could find your bridge, Ms. Troll, I would f*** on top of it. Thanks for the entertainment!!! God, I love my days off.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Even the Bible says you owe your man *kitten*.

    haha.


    Well, the bible is full of misogyny, so it's not a real great source of info ...

    If this is a troll thread (entirely possible) I am amused at the fact people admitted they would cheat on their S/O's.

    lol


    I've admitted to my wife I would....And guess what, she expects that I would if she went for months without putting out.
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    This a troll thread?

    We have a winner^ God what took 7 or 8 pages. Its gotta be.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    I know Christian guys who would wait until they are married - there are also Christian dating agencies ......


    And date one person for 6 years without getting married?

    May as well be single. Just sayin'.

    Yay for sex!!!
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    In all seriousness, I'm a woman and if my boyfriend held out on me for even a quarter of that amount of time I would be GONE!!!
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I know Christian guys who would wait until they are married - there are also Christian dating agencies ......


    And date one person for 6 years without getting married?

    May as well be single. Just sayin'.

    Yay for sex!!!

    Yep.

    It's amazing to me that someone condemning the guy in this imaginary scenario is even from this planet