Grunting at the gym

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  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
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    Light weight baby! LIGHT WEIGHT!

    Was it Ronnie Coleman by any chance?

    Ain't no thang but a chicken wing!!! That's now my go to phrase...for all situation, up to and including "relations".

    I don't understand why you feel the need to use such a denigrating and threatening phrase like that.
  • cherseg1
    cherseg1 Posts: 5
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    I don't know if anyone else posted this, but I have heard OTHER sounds coming out of some of the men lifting weights, from the OTHER end, if you know what I mean.

    Now THAT is gross AND funny!!!
  • shanndigity
    shanndigity Posts: 34 Member
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    I catch myself sometimes doing it
  • GC_Hutson
    GC_Hutson Posts: 83
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    I think there needs to be a clarification here...

    There is a HUGE difference between grunting... and screaming like you're sh!tting-out a pineapple wrapped in fiberglass.

    Grunting is fine. If you feel compelled to scream at the dumbells in a consorted effort to "make them your beotch," be a lamb, and shut-the-f**k-up.
  • debussyschild
    debussyschild Posts: 804 Member
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    I love it when the women make (grunting ) sounds when they lift ! it is a turn on

    Me too. O wait you said when they lift. I haven't ever seen\heard that.

    You haven't watched ME workout... LOL :devil:

    I keep my grunting to a minimum... Mostly heavy breathing trying to make sure I don't pass out, lol.

    I haven't ever seen a woman lift in a way that would cause grunting :(

    Now THAT is simply pathetic. For us women, that is. I only use pink barbie dumbbells when I do lateral raises. And they are 10 lbs. Ladies... We have our work cut out for us.LOL
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    there's a lady in her 40s in the gym who grunts really loud, like she is getting it good :laugh:
    it's really akward... and funny
  • heatherjo27
    heatherjo27 Posts: 6 Member
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    Maybe he grunts like that to get attention? I guess it's better than hearing him let a "big one" in the middle of a squat. I've had that happen next to me & it was disgusting! Oh, and it was a woman!
  • MsTanya77
    MsTanya77 Posts: 357 Member
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    I've only experienced this twice at my gym and it was super annoying both times. This one guy was grunting and counting reps so loud you could hear him across the gym and people were looking at him like he was crazy and he was totally oblivious to it. The gym rules specifically say, no grunting, so its kept at a minimum.
  • debussyschild
    debussyschild Posts: 804 Member
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    I think there needs to be a clarification here...

    There is a HUGE difference between grunting... and screaming like you're sh!tting-out a pineapple wrapped in fiberglass.

    Grunting is fine. If you feel compelled to scream at the dumbells in a consorted effort to "make them your beotch," be a lamb, and shut-the-f**k-up.

    Unless, of course, you're Ronnie Coleman and those dumbbells weigh 140 lbs each.
  • mmapags
    mmapags Posts: 8,934 Member
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    I grunt when I poop sometimes.

    Before I poop I pace back and forth in front of the toilet and say "this beotch is mine", "I'm gonna show this beotch who's in charge" "I got this" while I flex and make faces at myself in the mirror.

    I just had to bump this up and crack up about it all over again!!
  • Eupho
    Eupho Posts: 201 Member
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    There was a big guy at the gym I go to recently, who every time he would exhale would let out this loud "rrrAAAAAAHHH!" sound, with a slight effeminate whine at the end. He sounded like he was taking a big one up the *kitten*, over and over again. If I can hear your gay porn audition through my CRANKED ipod, that's just not acceptable lifting noise.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • laurenellenmarie
    laurenellenmarie Posts: 331 Member
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    Back when I used to lifeguard there used to be a guy who would run in the water and grunt like CRAZY.
    As the pool is a place that echoes quite often, it was audible from every inch of that place.
  • b1g_tun4
    b1g_tun4 Posts: 48
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    I growl, sweat, and possibly grunt but I do not try and do it...just let it happen.

    It helps with the intensity and move into BEAST mode. Beasts make these noises...
  • GC_Hutson
    GC_Hutson Posts: 83
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    Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai
    By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.
  • jppd47
    jppd47 Posts: 737 Member
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    Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai
    By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.

    exactly
  • Vonwarr
    Vonwarr Posts: 390 Member
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    Grunting is essentially the same as Kiai. It's for focusing energy to a specific area of a body to complete a certain task.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiai
    By that definition, so is pinching-off a turd.

    Sprayed water all over my monitor. Thanks
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    I understand that sometimes noises come out, we all make them. But the sexlike grunts over and over again are just wayyy too much for me. Dude, you are NOT working that hard to have the need to make all that noise.
  • postrockandcats
    postrockandcats Posts: 1,145 Member
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    There's a dude that screams like he's being stabbed in the eye while being surrounded by spiders. Cracks me up every time. XD
    I said I was SORRY. I saw a roach.

    Yeah, yeah. I did squish it for you, though! ;)
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    I grunt when I poop sometimes.

    Before I poop I pace back and forth in front of the toilet and say "this beotch is mine", "I'm gonna show this beotch who's in charge" "I got this" while I flex and make faces at myself in the mirror.

    I just had to bump this up and crack up about it all over again!!

    This is hilarious, I have tears!!!! :laugh:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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