Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

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  • lol why are people wearing yoga pants everyday should be the question. and if that is the case and all you can wear are yoga pants well then yes, I hate to say this but you are FAT. Now, if you are occasionally wearing yoga pants when you work at and this is some how making you fat! Now that is a problem. Stop wearing yoga pants 24/7 and try to lose weight to fit into some jeans then maybe yoga pants won't make you fat #JustSaying
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    You will never get my yoga pants. :tongue: And dang, my *kitten* looks way better in them now since I started lifting some heavy stuff!

    Gotta love those squats!!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    lol why are people wearing yoga pants everyday should be the question. and if that is the case and all you can wear are yoga pants well then yes, I hate to say this but you are FAT. Now, if you are occasionally wearing yoga pants when you work at and this is some how making you fat! Now that is a problem. Stop wearing yoga pants 24/7 and try to lose weight to fit into some jeans then maybe yoga pants won't make you fat #JustSaying

    Hey now! MFP Rule #4793.12 Attack the message not the person! I'm extremely hurt by this post. personally. In my heart.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    lol why are people wearing yoga pants everyday should be the question. and if that is the case and all you can wear are yoga pants well then yes, I hate to say this but you are FAT. Now, if you are occasionally wearing yoga pants when you work at and this is some how making you fat! Now that is a problem. Stop wearing yoga pants 24/7 and try to lose weight to fit into some jeans then maybe yoga pants won't make you fat #JustSaying

    Hey now! MFP Rule #4793.12 Attack the message not the person! I'm extremely hurt by this post. personally. In my heart.

    And I was hurt in the heart for the yoga pants. I will wear them now and forever!
    It was a milestone for me to fit into those mofo size small VS yoga pants!
  • FitPhysique
    FitPhysique Posts: 284 Member
    Whhooa whooa whoa. I don't believe any of you. My yoga pants would never ever lied to me. My *kitten* is awesome! perfect and perky...always! I don't care what the other pants say!

    ROFLMAO...This is the funniest thread ever. I kept bursting into random fit of laughter. My coworker just came over to see what I was reading.
  • laprovocateur
    laprovocateur Posts: 128 Member
    Sound research study. However. Yoga pants also flatter even the most non-existent of *kitten*, so I must protest the demise of such a wonderful donation to modern culture.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I think we should just stop wearing pants altogether.
  • elisabeisme
    elisabeisme Posts: 308 Member
    I live in NYC. I'm pretty sure Mayor Bloomberg would support a ban on yoga pants. We could tack it onto the proposed super size soda ban.

    However, I am also concerned to learn that yoga pants may induce lewd behavior. I base my research of the percentage of posts on this thread. I'm pretty sure this must be a statistically valid research sample. I propose a new law where gyms that offer yoga classes must be located at least 500 feet from any school or community center. Perhaps we should ban yoga classes on Sundays too.Thoughts?
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Low rider pants allow for huuuuuuge stomach weight.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I think we should just stop wearing pants altogether.

    I knew a farmer
    He had a dog
    His name?

    BINGO.
  • What are yoga pants? :huh:
  • I think we should just stop wearing pants altogether.

    There! It's settled. I'm taking my pants off right now, who's with me? :tongue:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    What are yoga pants? :huh:

    When you see every guy at the gym staring at a girl's rear, big or small..... she is wearing yoga pants.

    Or no pants.

    Or gym shorts.

    Or army fatigues.

    Or scrubs.

    Or a wet suit.

    Or a nutsack with two holes on the bottom for the legs and a sweater made of hay.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    Does anyone know who Regina Benjamin is? Probably not...but, she's trying to steal the popularity ranks of C. Everett Koop and put out a Surgeon's General Warning on ALL yoga pants sale tags claiming Yoga Pants are detrimental to your health and may cause severe obesity. True story, google it.
  • sabrinar1982
    sabrinar1982 Posts: 36 Member
    HA HA! Kroger's deli made me fat. When I was heavy, I ate lunch in their deli AND ate about 6 cookies PER DAY from their deli. None of their food had nutrition facts, therefore, I was under the impression their food was calorie free!

    Were you wearing yoga pants at the time? This is exactly the type of poor decision making that yoga pants are famous for. I bet there were sleeves of oreos disguised as one serving, too. *kitten* pants.

    OMG the same thing happened to me! Damn those yoga pants! ;)
  • shae68143
    shae68143 Posts: 422 Member
    Ha, ha, I'm cracking up over here! I love this

    On a side note, maybe I should then stop wearing my yoga pants to jog in, hmmm maybe that's why I'm not losing weight?!! Ugh. :sad:

    LOL
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    They are also known "gateway pants" ... not only do you get comfy and relaxed and get the munchies...it will soon lead to more...and before you know it, you'll be needing more and more stretchy pants.

    Yoga pants, tsk tsk tsk!
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    I think that pirates wearing yoga pants are causing global warming.
    And THAT is irresponsible.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

    You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

    I would like to have a great butt too. I don't think what I have count as yoga pants though. I have exercise pants though. I didn't know that pants could make one fat though. Do the pants magically transfer fat to one's *kitten*? O.o
  • vanessalillian82
    vanessalillian82 Posts: 350 Member
    I don't own yoga pants (I'm too tall for them and they look really goofy sitting above my ankles!) but I do own jeans with 2% elastine in them, and I blame them entirely for my weight gain. I know I'm 5kg heavier than when I bought them which means I **shouldn't** fit into them, but I do. Whatever happened to rigid denim??? Everything is stretch now and I HATE it!
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    Pajama pants are yoga pants closest relative. Don't let them be without scrutiny!


    WOAH WOAH WOAH pajama pants aren't even in the same league as yoga pants.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

    I have nothing wrong with woman wearing yoga pants in public. I have EVERYTHING wrong with people looking like the mall is their bed room.

    ^^THIS...when I got divorced and moved into my Apt I had to start walking my dogs..They wake up early so I would jump into som PJ pants and walk around the block...after doing this for about a month..I mentioned it to my kids that I walk the dogs in PJ's and they said, "Oh so your trying to be on the 'people of walmart' site? or Just the crazy man walking in his PJ's?

    That was the end of THAT!!!
  • ColletteNicole
    ColletteNicole Posts: 145 Member
    OK serious post! It's not just yoga pants, it's stretchy clothes in general... even most JEANS have like 5-10% lycra and they stretch out over time. I actually attribute my initial weight gain denial to this. My work pants all had a little stretch, my tops too and don't get me started on the skirts. There are a lot of clothes that just fit a range of sizes (S-M-L)... honestly by the time my mediums were tight I need XL's... wtf?! I swear once I hit my goal weight no more stretchy clothes!!! Everything tailored so weight gain can't go unnoticed!
  • brneydgrlie
    brneydgrlie Posts: 464 Member
    Where is your scientific peer reviewed emperical study to support this hypothesis. I've never worn yoga pants and have what would be classified as an expanded derriere. YOU ARE WRONG! I REFUTE YOUR DEFAMATION OF YOGA PANTS. Instead what has caused obesity is simply that you are suffering from gypsy curses. This can be supported. The guy at the gas station where I buy my 640z big gulp, twinkies, hoho's, wasabi flavored funyuns, pop tarts, and slurrpee totally agrees with me

    LOL! :laugh: This thread is cracking me up! Wonderful! Who knew my yoga pants were so nefarious?
  • deadbambi
    deadbambi Posts: 368
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

    Word! I <3 yoga pants!

    yes! no banning the yoga pants D:
  • monicalosesweight
    monicalosesweight Posts: 1,173 Member
    Oh my! I just realized. That's what's causing the obesity epidemic in our high schools! They are extremely popular at school. I use to wear them on my off time! That's it! We need to burn all the yoga pants in the kingdom (or the spindles that wove them)! <EG> It must be a plot to make us all docile!

    *hopefully no one is taking me too seriously at this point*
  • Jenn09870
    Jenn09870 Posts: 66 Member
    It should be noted that wearing yoga pants while walking around your neighborhood in the early morning hours can lead to awkward conversations with random strange men. But hilarious stories when retold to your girlfriends and/or over protective guy friends.
    I :heart: my yoga pants!

    ^^. Hahaha

    Yep, or later evening hours, or mid afternoon hours... My fav yoga pants have been a wonderful purchase, thought I bought a large, actually realized later they were mediums, they still fit amazing and have lost a lot of weight wearing them. I did not know they made some people fat! I would have never taken the chance! Getting loose now, but these are gonna be an alter and keep, not a get rid of.

    Walking in the neighborhood can be dangerous in yoga pants though...
    I have had horns honking, drivers hanging out the window to look back, and hear people forgetting how to drive their stick shift vehicles at intersections. Promise, just walking or jogging with my dog and iPod- not doing anything weird or crazy and obeying traffic laws and not running in traffic.

    My husband loves my yoga pants too.

    I don't think they make you fat, I think they are much more of a distraction to drivers than cell phones.
    Swear yoga pants are gonna be the death of some of these guys...
    Therefore... Yoga pants can kill!
  • runmybunsoff
    runmybunsoff Posts: 224 Member
    I say we sue! LOL
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    I thought it said irresistible. :angry: :grumble:
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!
    no kidding!!! how can you do yoga without yoga pants?!? also comfy.
  • krim12
    krim12 Posts: 102
    FOR ALL YOU BIG BROTHER FANS! :).

    "No one comes in between me and my yoga pants" (said in my best Rachel voice).


    or near her man...,,,I love big brother....go shane
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