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Yoga Pants are Irresponsible
MoreBean13
Posts: 8,701 Member
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There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
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OMG!!!! *lightbulb* THIS has been my problem all along! *rage quits yoga pants*0
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Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!0
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There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
hahahahah I love this. Almost as much as I love my yoga pants!0 -
Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.0 -
Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
lol at the first part0 -
Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!
Word! I
yoga pants! 0 -
Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.0 -
You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.0
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You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.
Girl- you crack me up!! *request on its way!*0 -
ha! we had a conversation at work about srcubs making you fat, cuz they have elastic waistbands and u dont notice they are getting tighter... and pair of jeans will sure tell you the truth tho!0
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Pajama pants are yoga pants closest relative. Don't let them be without scrutiny!0
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Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
It seems to be working! Hmm maybe I should get some yoga pants.0 -
I think you are right! Yoga pants made me fat!0
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Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!
Damn right. Yoga pants are freaking sexy.0 -
I 100% AGREE WITH THIS! OMG YES! Yoga pants have always been my excuse to say, "I guess I look fine; at least today" so I ate whatever and didn't worry about what carb bloating would give me a food baby/bigger muffin top. Funny, because each time I put on a pair of jeans, I thought to myself, "Ew, how could I let myself get to this? I have to lose weight. No more funny business"... I definitely would have started getting serious about it much earlier if it wasn't for those damn yoga pants giving me comfort and false confidence..0
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Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.
Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........0 -
OMG, This is so funny!0
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If loving Yoga Pants is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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HERE HERE!
But now I actually use my yoga pants for yoga....so now they are making me NOT fat
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So weird. Yoga pants are the reason I got in shape. I wanted my butt to look amazing in those pants! Every time I'd go down a size I got a NEW pair!0
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Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.
Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........
I think they do that to all men..0 -
You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.
Exactly! Yoga pants are the Wonderbra of pants.0 -
Hilarious! You all just made my day. :happy:0
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LMAO0
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You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.
Dude!!!!! I could not agree more with this!
Besides, I didn't have the ladyballs to wear yoga pants when I was fat.0 -
If loving Yoga Pants is wrong, I don't want to be right!
second that! The second I get home the first thing I do (after setting down my purse and such) is run to my yoga pants, arms wide open ready to embrace them...don't judge me...I miss them all day at work.0 -
this has to be the funniest thing ever!!!!
I yoga pants...on women. Great, great thing:bigsmile: 0 -
Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.
You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.
Those are how they lure you in. It's like offering you a free sample at the grocery store, tiny sweet little treat that lures you into buying the whole damn box of cookies.0 -
It's also irresponsible that yoga pants make mediocre *kitten* look awesome. Its trickery, tomfoolery, wizardry!0
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But... They make my butt look sooooo good.0
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