Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

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  • gotskilla
    gotskilla Posts: 14 Member
    Yoga pants are irresistible NOT irresponsible! Guys love women in yoga pants.... just sayin!
  • Zero_excuses
    Zero_excuses Posts: 9 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    It is an epidemic...... The yoga pants must be stopped.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!

    Word. I got three and I tell those little f--kers everyday I am selling them on E-Bay. So if anyone is looking for cheap kids........
    Get an auction going for mine, too. I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy cleaning up his piss off the floor.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!

    Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I can't wear yoga pants--I am too damn short. SO I found Judo shorts/pants at walmart in March...and bought 2 pair.

    But the short pants won't let you know if you suddenly get tall, because they were always short. That's irresponsible.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Yoga pants are irresistible NOT irresponsible! Guys love women in yoga pants.... just sayin!

    And he means it. He's had an account since October and this is his first post.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!

    Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.

    old skanky pajama pants are definitely a form of birth control.... just as effective as abstinence.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

    Damn right. Yoga pants are freaking sexy.
    Sweet -- and here I thought I was just being a slob when I wore them to the grocery store.

    Ha! Nothing comes between me and my yps.

    Me + YogaPants = :heart:
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Yoga pants got me pregnant.

    Yoga pants make my butt look awesome. This makes my husband take more notice. This, in turn, leads to more of certain "adult" activities. Those activities got me pregnant. Therefore, yoga pants got me pregnant.

    "Yoga pants got me pregnant" would be my profile quote except I've never been pregnant. I might steal it anyway...genius!!!!

    I AM pregnant...and totally stealing that line
  • Yoga pants help me make friends ;D
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Yoga pants help me make friends ;D

    ...with Ben & Jerry!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Yoga pants help me make friends ;D

    they help me find a boyfriend. Bad ones- though.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Yoga pants help me make friends ;D

    ...with Ben & Jerry!

    Or Edy.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member

    Besides, I didn't have the ladyballs to wear yoga pants when I was fat.

    Ladyballs?!? Oh that is *so* going into my vocabulary!

    You're welcome! :wink:
  • alarae
    alarae Posts: 263 Member
    You're right!!!!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!

    Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.

    old skanky pajama pants are definitely a form of birth control.... just as effective as abstinence.

    Not sure here either. Something about the casual look of the pajama bottom and easy access for hands that turns lounging into canoodling very quickly. I am starting to think that is long as a woman isn't wearing metal spikes pants with poison tipped darts, we are going to find a way to get in them. If she is wearing them, we have to weigh risk of injury.......
  • PreludetoaKiss
    PreludetoaKiss Posts: 12 Member
    Yoga pants give me some roundness where none exists so, yeah. Good luck getting them off my @ss. LOL
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
    Its works the other way around too!
    I've kept the same pair of yoga pants since the first day I started losing weight.
    They'll probably have to literally fall off my *kitten* at the gym before I get rid of 'em!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Yoga pants give me some roundness where none exists so, yeah. Good luck getting them off my @ss. LOL

    The gentleman who posted above you can help....
  • mcedes02
    mcedes02 Posts: 56 Member
    It's actually shampoo...you know addes body and volume!!!! maybe it's the yoga pants/shampoo conspiracy!!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Its works the other way around too!
    I've kept the same pair of yoga pants since the first day I started losing weight.
    They'll probably have to literally fall off my *kitten* at the gym before I get rid of 'em!

    yesss- sadly mine are starting to do this. Time for new ones. :(
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    i could agree with this. I love yoga/sweat pants. I think i took a step up in wearing skirts because they are comfy, yet you have to feel comfortable to show thighs/legs
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Yoga pants give me some roundness where none exists so, yeah. Good luck getting them off my @ss. LOL

    The gentleman who posted above you can help....

    You rang? If there is a va-jay-jay under them, we'll find a way in.
  • ShaunaLaNee
    ShaunaLaNee Posts: 188 Member
    Irresponsible eating makes you fat, yoga pants make you comfy...
  • doriyoung
    doriyoung Posts: 42 Member
    My favorite post of all time.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Where is your scientific peer reviewed emperical study to support this hypothesis. I've never worn yoga pants and have what would be classified as an expanded derriere. YOU ARE WRONG! I REFUTE YOUR DEFAMATION OF YOGA PANTS. Instead what has caused obesity is simply that you are suffering from gypsy curses. This can be supported. The guy at the gas station where I buy my 640z big gulp, twinkies, hoho's, wasabi flavored funyuns, pop tarts, and slurrpee totally agrees with me
  • J3timez
    J3timez Posts: 35
    No way! Yoga Pants are awesome. There are entire websites devoted to them. And the Internet is NEVER wrong.
  • There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

    In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

    ...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

    In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

    ...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.

    Yikes- put your weapon down. She was OBVIOUSLY making a funny.
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