Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

HeelsAndBoxingGloves

You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.

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DontStopB_Leakin

There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.

^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

I'd like to add that yoga pants lie. when you're standing around checking yourself out in the mirror you have full coverage, but when you bend over you can see right through them.

Silverkittycat

lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?

gjsmommy

OMFG!!! Best thread ever...

elyelyse

I'll give up my yoga pants when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

DontStopB_Leakin

There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.

YESSSS!!!!!! But did you read the part where they coerced me? It's science.

I think I lurve you. You have given me a serious case of the giggles today.

_Ivian

I'll give up my yoga pants when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

THIS!!! :laugh:

ilovemybuggy

There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.

^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.

HAVE YOU THEEN MY BATHEBALL!?!?

Savemyshannon

lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?

If I start wearing yoga pants will I be able to do that?

TheLessOfMe

but they're SOOOOOO comfy!!! haha

rextcat

There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.

^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.

Iknow right MFP totaly needs a sarcazim button so we can tell who all can get a joke and who dosent...

homerjspartan

I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?

OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.

God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......

ilovemybuggy

I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?

OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.

God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......

OOOOOHHHH STOPPPP IT..... You're going to get my reprimanded at work!! Can't.stop.laughing.

MoreBean13

I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?

OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.

God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......

I thought moose knuckes were just on men? Google-fu, help a sister out!

Silverkittycat

lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?

If I start wearing yoga pants will I be able to do that?

If you keep doing it you will.

smilesalot1969

Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

me too!!! i love mine!!

Mich3ll36

I remember years ago my mom would tell me to "never where pants that stretch because they never let you know when your gaining weight". She was so right!!! lol.

whwalker123

I totally agree. I nannied for my cousin when she was a baby about 4 years ago. I would wear yoga pants and eat because I was bored all day. I gained 20 lbs in one summer. F YOU YOGA PANTS! Oh and I blame the baby too........;)

courtney_love2001

Oh no!! I just bought a new pair of yoga pants at Victoria's Secret! I'll return them right away :laugh: