Yoga Pants are Irresponsible
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Yoga pants get me numbers! :laugh: I don't know what that would make them!0
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There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.
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No way! Yoga Pants are awesome. There are entire websites devoted to them. And the Internet is NEVER wrong.
But this is the internet and I already said it's true. Something is amiss.0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.
She was joking...0 -
Yoga pants are wonderful... Not on me, that would be weird.0
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I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.
I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!
Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.
old skanky pajama pants are definitely a form of birth control.... just as effective as abstinence.
Not sure here either. Something about the casual look of the pajama bottom and easy access for hands that turns lounging into canoodling very quickly. I am starting to think that is long as a woman isn't wearing metal spikes pants with poison tipped darts, we are going to find a way to get in them. If she is wearing them, we have to weigh risk of injury.......
HAHAH I'm reading this thread primarily for your replies.0 -
I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?0
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There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.
YESSSS!!!!!! But did you read the part where they coerced me? It's science.0 -
If loving Yoga Pants is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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wtf? i thought it was all the booze, but your all right i was wearing yoga paints wile i was drinking, and the whole time i was prego! DAMN YOU YOGA PAINTS!!!!!Yoga pants got me pregnant.
Yoga pants make my butt look awesome. This makes my husband take more notice. This, in turn, leads to more of certain "adult" activities. Those activities got me pregnant. Therefore, yoga pants got me pregnant.0 -
You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.
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^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
I'd like to add that yoga pants lie. when you're standing around checking yourself out in the mirror you have full coverage, but when you bend over you can see right through them.0 -
lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?
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OMFG!!! Best thread ever...0
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I'll give up my yoga pants when you pry them from my cold dead hands.0
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I think I lurve you. You have given me a serious case of the giggles today.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.
YESSSS!!!!!! But did you read the part where they coerced me? It's science.0 -
I'll give up my yoga pants when you pry them from my cold dead hands.
THIS!!! :laugh:0 -
^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
HAVE YOU THEEN MY BATHEBALL!?!?0 -
lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?
If I start wearing yoga pants will I be able to do that?0 -
but they're SOOOOOO comfy!!! haha0
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Iknow right MFP totaly needs a sarcazim button so we can tell who all can get a joke and who dosent...
^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.0 -
I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......0 -
I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......
OOOOOHHHH STOPPPP IT..... You're going to get my reprimanded at work!! Can't.stop.laughing.0 -
I thought moose knuckes were just on men? Google-fu, help a sister out!I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......0 -
lolllzzz... how would you even do yoga without stretchy pants?
If I start wearing yoga pants will I be able to do that?
If you keep doing it you will.
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Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!
me too!!! i love mine!!0 -
I remember years ago my mom would tell me to "never where pants that stretch because they never let you know when your gaining weight". She was so right!!! lol.0
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I totally agree. I nannied for my cousin when she was a baby about 4 years ago. I would wear yoga pants and eat because I was bored all day. I gained 20 lbs in one summer. F YOU YOGA PANTS! Oh and I blame the baby too........;)0
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Oh no!! I just bought a new pair of yoga pants at Victoria's Secret! I'll return them right away :laugh:0
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