Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

ilovemybuggy

Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

I think they do that to all men..

chocolateandpb

You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.

Exactly! Yoga pants are the Wonderbra of pants.

mreffle

Hilarious! You all just made my day. :happy:

JMPerlin

LMAO

laughingdani

You take that back!! Yoga pants are to my butt what push-up bras are to my boobs.

Dude!!!!! I could not agree more with this!

Besides, I didn't have the ladyballs to wear yoga pants when I was fat.

ilovemybuggy

If loving Yoga Pants is wrong, I don't want to be right!

second that! The second I get home the first thing I do (after setting down my purse and such) is run to my yoga pants, arms wide open ready to embrace them...don't judge me...I miss them all day at work.

classic_1

this has to be the funniest thing ever!!!!

I yoga pants...on women. Great, great thing:bigsmile:

felice03

Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

Those are how they lure you in. It's like offering you a free sample at the grocery store, tiny sweet little treat that lures you into buying the whole damn box of cookies.

MoreBean13

It's also irresponsible that yoga pants make mediocre *kitten* look awesome. Its trickery, tomfoolery, wizardry!

juliecat1

But... They make my butt look sooooo good.

MeMaybe

Haha, I thought this was about something different. I was in a yoga class once and a girl in the row in front of me was wearing tiny yoga panties. Basically very short yoga pants.
She wasn't wearing knickers. *blush*
I started to follow instruction to hold my hands on the floor, stretch my back leg out and look straight ahead, and saw WAY too much! I proceeded to try not to look when in certain positions, and resorted to closing my eyes. It's really hard to giggle whilst holding certain poses!
Yikes!

homerjspartan

Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

I think they do that to all men..

Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.

DontStopB_Leakin

If you take away my yoga pants, I WILL cut you. I effin' live in those things.

bethfartman

Hilarious. I totally agree.

WifeNMama

I only got my yoga pants while losing weight. My nemesis are jeans with stretch. :-P
Thanks for the heads up, though. I'll be keeping an eye on those yoga pants, they're not getting away with anything!

reyopo

You'll have to pry my yoga pants off my cold, dead *kitten*!

DontStopB_Leakin

Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

I think they do that to all men..

Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.

F@#$ berry pie? Jesus, I think I lurve you.

ilovemybuggy

Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

I think they do that to all men..

Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.

I don't want to ban them- I love them.

tennisbabe94

It's also irresponsible that yoga pants make mediocre *kitten* look awesome. Its trickery, tomfoolery, wizardry!

So true!! Sighh... :sick:

bushidowoman

But yoga pants mean that I don't have to spend extra money on maternity pants! You are oppressing the poor by banning them!