Yoga Pants are Irresponsible
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LMAO oh god. Can't. Breathe.
^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
HAVE YOU THEEN MY BATHEBALL!?!?0 -
What are you talking about? I guess it depends on the yoga pants you buy, but the kind I wear are tight and show everything! I could NOT wear them if I thought I was fat. I guess you're talking about how they fit, but I care more about how I look in them.0
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Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......0 -
Rofl, this entire thread is freakin cracking me up!! Too darn funny.
Thx for posting...I have nothing clever to add, I have never worn them. But...this thread makes me wanna try some!!0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
Everyone here is on their own journey and we are all supposed to be here to support and motivate each other. Also, each person's metabolism and digestive system are completely unique and work differently from everyone else's.
How dare you cast judgment on the OP for her lifestyle. That type of derision is totally uncalled for. How do you know she doesn't have a yoga sensitivity issue that causes her to retain calories regardless of intake or activity level. Maybe yoga attire causes a reaction in her carotid gland that actually causes it to synthesize carbs and that's how yoga pants made her fat.
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You can pry my yoga pants out of my cold dead hands! Err......off my cold dead butt!
Seriously though, can we ban the see-through ones? Cause, I don't wanna see anymore labia in my yoga classes.0 -
Some nice black moisture wicking yoga pants will hide that situation for you.
Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......0 -
Yoga pants get me numbers! :laugh: I don't know what that would make them!
Yoga pants get me *kitten* slaps, grabs and the occasional pinch....0 -
LMAO oh god. Can't. Breathe.
^^This is so full of Derp Derp I just can't stand it.There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
HAVE YOU THEEN MY BATHEBALL!?!?
:huh: so is that a yes? :laugh:0 -
This hilarious...but I dare you to take away my yoga pants...I
them so!!! :bigsmile: 0 -
I knew I had to do something about my weight when my mom tried to politely tell me that I should go get a bigger size in yoga pants. :noway:0
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But then I'll get fat again! :sad:
Some nice black moisture wicking yoga pants will hide that situation for you.
Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......0 -
Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........
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Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........
lmao:laugh:
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lol that was a quote that didn't work out right.0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
Lighten up girl and stop making a political argument out of a fun posting. You are the one that really needs to grow up. Jeez!!0 -
I knew I had to do something about my weight when my mom tried to politely tell me that I should go get a bigger size in yoga pants. :noway:
At least mothers are still responsible in the face of irresponsible yoga pants.0 -
Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......
Ahhh! Gotta love the infamous moose knuckle!0 -
Yoga Pants killed my Pa. Down with Yoga Pants!!!0
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I love my Yoga Pants..especially now..one of the few things that fit over my cast
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Actually yoga pants inspire me! I see a really cute skinny girl wearing them and say to myself.. hope my legs sure like that same day is those pants... And when I see a bigger person wear them... I say .. I really hope my legs don't look like that in yoga pants!
So I love yoga pants!0 -
It should be noted that wearing yoga pants while walking around your neighborhood in the early morning hours can lead to awkward conversations with random strange men. But hilarious stories when retold to your girlfriends and/or over protective guy friends.
I my yoga pants! 0 -
You can pry my yoga pants out of my cold dead hands! Err......off my cold dead butt!
Seriously though, can we ban the see-through ones? Cause, I don't wanna see anymore labia in my yoga classes.
That's awesome! where do you go!0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
I'd like to add that yoga pants lie. when you're standing around checking yourself out in the mirror you have full coverage, but when you bend over you can see right through them.
OMG this is so true!!! Scary sight at yoga/pilates on Monday night, person in front of me had VERY see through pants!! Ick....
PS love my yoga pants, they make me feel tall
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I truly believe that Yoga Pants have been unfairly maligned. It isn't their fault they are super comfortable. They didn't ask to unbelievably forgiving to our over indulgence. Poor Yoga Pants.0
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But then I'll get fat again! :sad:
Some nice black moisture wicking yoga pants will hide that situation for you.
Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......
Hmmmm..... fat chicks in pee-pee wet pants.... tough one...... yep, I'm still in. Where is the sign in sheet?0 -
HA HA! Kroger's deli made me fat. When I was heavy, I ate lunch in their deli AND ate about 6 cookies PER DAY from their deli. None of their food had nutrition facts, therefore, I was under the impression their food was calorie free!0
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Oh god. I can't handle it anymore.
But then I'll get fat again! :sad:
Some nice black moisture wicking yoga pants will hide that situation for you.
Just stop! I'm seriously in danger of pissing myself. I really don't wanna have to change.I HEART yoga pants. How else am I gonna show off my camel toe at the gym?
OK, maybe yoga pants should be banned. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like the rare and dangerous camel toe. I have walked dead into the wall, dropped weights on my feet, and fallen off the treadmill when a solid camel toe comes by. I think yoga pants may be bad after all.
God help me if it is a full blown moose knuckle......
Hmmmm..... fat chicks in pee-pee wet pants.... tough one...... yep, I'm still in. Where is the sign in sheet?0 -
LMAO!!!!! This is hilarious....0
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WHAT?!?!?! IT'S NOT!?HA HA! Kroger's deli made me fat. When I was heavy, I ate lunch in their deli AND ate about 6 cookies PER DAY from their deli. None of their food had nutrition facts, therefore, I was under the impression their food was calorie free!
Jesus, I've been lied to my entire life.0 -
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
Everyone here is on their own journey and we are all supposed to be here to support and motivate each other. Also, each person's metabolism and digestive system are completely unique and work differently from everyone else's.
How dare you cast judgment on the OP for her lifestyle. That type of derision is totally uncalled for. How do you know she doesn't have a yoga sensitivity issue that causes her to retain calories regardless of intake or activity level. Maybe yoga attire causes a reaction in her carotid gland that actually causes it to synthesize carbs and that's how yoga pants made her fat.
Consider your post reported.
I am cracking up.0
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