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  • Trav
    Trav Posts: 2,022
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    Why is there only 24 hours in a day & not 48?

    Why would a day consist of the sun circling twice? That makes no sense!

    There's got to be a way to control the sun, I mean we have already with Sunblock, am I right?


    nice
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    why is everybody so worried about tiger and what he did....give the man some privacy

    My thoughts exactly. It's because everyone else's life is so boring. Same with the Jon and Kate crap.

    To distract ourselves from our own miserable lives.


    BTW.....

    Tiger has officially changed his name. It's now Cheetah.


    It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!


    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."


    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……...


    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.


    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.


    Why did Tiger's wife use a 9 iron?
    She hated the driver.
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Why is there only 24 hours in a day & not 48?

    Why would a day consist of the sun circling twice? That makes no sense!

    There's got to be a way to control the sun i mean we have already with Sunblock I mean am I right?

    I mean, I would want more hours in the day, but I surely wouldn't want my day doubled. I'm tired, dude. Maybe just add 2 hours? Who do we write about this?

    Your Local I mean International no wait you, you are the be all and end all Tab.
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Your Local I mean International no wait you, you are the be all and end all Tab.

    uh oh! RUN FOR THE SHELTERS, PEOPLE! I'm in charge!
  • bortass
    bortass Posts: 91 Member
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    what is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

    42
  • bortass
    bortass Posts: 91 Member
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    Why can i only buy Tab soda in lame 12oz cans now?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Why can i only buy Tab soda in lame 12oz cans now?

    Because Tab Soda is actually gross. Who would even want to buy that? EW.
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
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    Is it true this site is changing to "MyFitnessTab"?
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Tab when did you know or acknowledge you had this gift?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Is it true this site is changing to "MyFitnessTab"?

    No it is not. But feel free to spread the rumor. :wink:
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Tab when did you know or acknowledge you had this gift?

    The gift of what? Being awesome? Oh, my whole life.
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Tab when did you know or acknowledge you had this gift?

    The gift of what? Being awesome? Oh, my whole life.

    :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :wink:
  • Trav
    Trav Posts: 2,022
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    how many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop.....
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Tab when did you know or acknowledge you had this gift?

    The gift of what? Being awesome? Oh, my whole life.

    :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :wink:

    :blushing:
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    how many licks to the center of a tootsie roll pop.....
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    This has already been answered, silly goose!
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop?

    Somewhere between licks 457-467 depends on how hard you're licking!
  • bethrs
    bethrs Posts: 664 Member
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    What should I get my husband as a Christmas gift?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    What should I get my husband as a Christmas gift?

    Hmmmm hubby... tell me somethings about him!
  • bethrs
    bethrs Posts: 664 Member
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    He works ALOT, is interested in cars and skateboarding, he plays games like Call of Duty and Left for Dead. He has way more clothes than I do.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    Who will be the next President of the U.S.?


    Oprah.

    Va-jay-jay.:laugh: :laugh: That woman is nuts!

    Somehow that post contradicts itself.
    :laugh:

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