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  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    no takers?

    NotSuprised?
    Casper?


    NO?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    no takers?
    NotSuprised?
    Casper?
    NO?
    I can pop in with the occasional witticism, but I have work to do today. Sorry,

    Jesus (hay-zeus) the Jamster (hamster). I like it...
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    no takers?
    NotSuprised?
    Casper?
    NO?
    I can pop in with the occasional witticism, but I have work to do today. Sorry,

    Jesus (hay-zeus) the Jamster (hamster). I like it...

    How 'bout this...it's Friday. Let's have a free-for-all

    FREE FOR ALL FRIDAY.

    Ask questions, anyone can answer. MMkay? MMKAY. GO.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    no takers?
    NotSuprised?
    Casper?
    NO?
    I can pop in with the occasional witticism, but I have work to do today. Sorry,

    Jesus (hay-zeus) the Jamster (hamster). I like it...

    How 'bout this...it's Friday. Let's have a free-for-all

    FREE FOR ALL FRIDAY.

    Ask questions, anyone can answer. MMkay? MMKAY. GO.

    Sounds great!! Let the free for all begin.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Why do 2 year olds not eat food off the high chair tray but if they find the same food on the floor they gobble it right up?
    Because the floor is "seasoned" with eau de' feet - a delightful flavor favored by small children and dogs the world round. Upon contact with the floor, the eau de' feet gives the food the extra little something that discriminating pallets desire.

    This is also why small children will often throw food. They desire that the food hit the linoleum and be properly seasoned. Many times these efforts are thwarted by clueless adults who will throw away the now delicious food and attempt to feed the child more tasteless gunk. This is one reason small children cry so much - frustration. :sick:
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
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    What is a good masculine sounding Christmas-y name for the boy hamster?

    Tiny Tim
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Why do 2 year olds not eat food off the high chair tray but if they find the same food on the floor they gobble it right up?
    Because the floor is "seasoned" with eau de' feet - a delightful flavor favored by small children and dogs the world round. Upon contact with the floor, the eau de' feet gives the foods the extra little something that discriminating pallet desire.

    This is also why small children will often throw food. They desire that the food hit the linoleum and be properly seasoned. Many times these efforts are thwarted by clueless adults who will throw away the now delicious food and attempt to feed the child more tasteless gunk. This is one reasons small children cry so much. Frustration.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    What is a good masculine sounding Christmas-y name for the boy hamster?

    Tiny Tim

    Jesus and Tiny Tim. I like 'em both, although not sure if an 8 year old would appreciate either. lol
  • shinybonnie
    shinybonnie Posts: 357
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    What is a good Christmas name for a hamster?
    There are going to be two hamsters -- presumably a boy and a girl.
    I suggested Noel for the girl.
    What is a good masculine sounding Christmas-y name for the boy hamster?

    How about Nickolas? (however you spell it) Rudolph is Christmas-y too, I guess. Jingle. Things found in nature that could be cute hampster names: Cranberry, Pinecone, Snowflake, Peppermint - wait, that's not in nature... ah well, you get the point
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    What is a good Christmas name for a hamster?
    There are going to be two hamsters -- presumably a boy and a girl.
    I suggested Noel for the girl.
    What is a good masculine sounding Christmas-y name for the boy hamster?

    How about Nickolas? (however you spell it) Rudolph is Christmas-y too, I guess. Jingle. Things found in nature that could be cute hampster names: Cranberry, Pinecone, Snowflake, Peppermint - wait, that's not in nature... ah well, you get the point

    I think Jingle is cute :wink:
  • m2kjenn
    m2kjenn Posts: 1,671 Member
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    Jingle is cute - or Kringle
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Jingle is cute - or Kringle

    Did you watch the claymation Christmas special recently?? :wink: :laugh:
  • m2kjenn
    m2kjenn Posts: 1,671 Member
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    well - yeah - haven't we all :) It just isn't Christmas without that!!
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Question:

    Why do I have to work so much today? :frown:
  • Trav
    Trav Posts: 2,022
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    Question:

    Why do I have to work so much today? :frown:

    U dont...I give you permission not too:wink:
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Question:

    Who all here is married?
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    Question:

    Why do I have to work so much today? :frown:

    U dont...I give you permission not too:wink:

    Please email my boss. :smooched:
  • KendalBeee
    KendalBeee Posts: 2,269 Member
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    I know its called having a "case of the mondays" when you don't feel like working on Monday. But what is it called on Friday?
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Question:

    Who all here is married?

    Are we speaking in legal terms here? :wink:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Question:

    Who all here is married?

    Not me.

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