The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm here! Just logged dinner and deciding what to eat next!

    What's the matter?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    just when i need cheering up everyone is gone for the day :p
    I'm just checking in and we've rolled (well, you lot have rolled, I was off peeing in a corner somewhere)
    Need to do a mega catch-up.
    Should be on here lots tomorrow to make up for my shameful lack of appearance today.
    And just to add my line of smut, buns, baps, sausages and now apparently marshmallows.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It may sound wierd but my post to start this conversation sums up the group and makes me want to see peoples faces when they come here to see what this is about.....thanks all!

    It is indeed a most excellent first post!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    just when i need cheering up everyone is gone for the day :p

    Here is a big hug for you....(just ignore me checking the buns for freshness ) Find a better date and take him by the local when the idiot hangs out.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    *yawn* morning all :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    just when i need cheering up everyone is gone for the day :p

    Here is a big hug for you....(just ignore me checking the buns for freshness ) Find a better date and take him by the local when the idiot hangs out.

    is that my kind of hug??? :wink: :tongue: :happy:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    *yawn* morning all :)

    Morning tinz :)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I'm already under my blanket as you can see :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    And upside down lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Tinz, you'll give yourself a headache if you keep standing on your head like that,.

    Morning all!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Tinz, you'll give yourself a headache if you keep standing on your head like that,.

    Morning all!
    I thought it may make you feel like you're back in the antipodean lands :)
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It's making me feel dizzy
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Tinz, you'll give yourself a headache if you keep standing on your head like that,.

    Morning all!
    I thought it may make you feel like you're back in the antipodean lands :)

    No, for that I need to see kangaroos hopping down the street. And a map of Tasmania.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    No, for that I need to see kangaroos hopping down the street. And a map of Tasmania.
    bouncing-kangaroos-nsw-3.jpg
    tasmap-1200.jpg
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Getting a bit weepy now.

    Introducing the map of Tasmania is my naughtiness for the day.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think those kangaroos look a bit funny, not like skippy at all.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    What's that Skip? There's a nuclear bomb that you can't defuse?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Now the Skippy song is in my head and won't go away.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Now the Skippy song is in my head and won't go away.
    I always wondered what a 'Bush Kangaroo' was ;)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Do you know what a map of Tassie is?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Do you know what a map of Tassie is?

    A badly trimmed bush?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Do you know what a map of Tassie is?
    Nope, but google knows:
    Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I told you I was introducing new naughtiness today!

    It's not uncommon for young men to shout at passing females "show us your map of Tassie". But it's probably a bit redundant these days.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    BTW, if you go to Urban Dictionary rather than Google they tend to put these things in a sentence for you. Makes it even more educational!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I told you I was introducing new naughtiness today!

    It's not uncommon for young men to shout at passing females "show us your map of Tassie". But it's probably a bit redundant these days.
    Question for the day: what is yours a map off :D
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Skippy the bush kangaroo. With added vajazzle!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Skippy the bush kangaroo. With added vajazzle!
    Haha - photo please :D
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Thought you were head of the KOD photographic department?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Thought you were head of the KOD photographic department?
    Ah - yes, just hop up onto the copier if you don't mind...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Now now, not till the Christmas party.
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