The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Vern's gone missing ever since we started talking about that shop! Hope he's not wearing his gimp suit.

    Maybe vern went missing because his name was Vince
    In my fantasy world I have a driver called Vince. No need to run anywhere!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Vern's gone missing ever since we started talking about that shop! Hope he's not wearing his gimp suit.

    Maybe vern went missing because his name was Vince
    In my fantasy world I have a driver called Vince. No need to run anywhere!
    Vince and Vern - the gimp brothers :)

    er.. my hands were keeping warm.. what smile... damn - Oboe, are you under there as well!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    how else would i know where your hands are?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    how else would i know where your hands are?
    It's where your hands are that are causing the smiles :)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    just when i need cheering up everyone is gone for the day :p

    Here is a big hug for you....(just ignore me checking the buns for freshness ) Find a better date and take him by the local when the idiot hangs out.

    is that my kind of hug??? :wink: :tongue: :happy:

    In my dreams!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Morning...............anyone for a moustache ride?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Morning...............anyone for a moustache ride?

    Oooh look at you!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Now we are talking...morning all. (gets first sip of coffee)

    For the record I want everyone to know that
    sticks and stones may break my bones
    but whips and chains excite me....

    (I hope that catches me up)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    Maybe vern went missing because his name was Vince
    In my fantasy world I have a driver called Vince. No need to run anywhere!
    Vince and Vern - the gimp brothers :)

    Poor Vince. I'm sure he was quite happy in my personal fantasy world. I should never have brought him to KOD.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    on that mustache hougt? anytime!!!! that looks amazing (and i bet it feels even better!)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Now we are talking...morning all. (gets first sip of coffee)

    For the record I want everyone to know that
    sticks and stones may break my bones
    but whips and chains excite me....

    (I hope that catches me up)

    Pretty much!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?

    private sliding lessons?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    on that mustache hougt? anytime!!!! that looks amazing (and i bet it feels even better!)

    Imagine if there was Coke involved as well!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I have a business venture for the mall....

    Master Bates mask and whip emporium....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?
    private sliding lessons?
    So.... you wrap your leg around there like that, slide onto the pole and grip tightly... is that right?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"
    Just waiting for Mels comment on that!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Nice Journals!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?
    private sliding lessons?
    So.... you wrap your leg around there like that, slide onto the pole and grip tightly... is that right?

    not TOO tightly, but yes, that's about right....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm so glad our mall is expanding!!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?
    private sliding lessons?
    So.... you wrap your leg around there like that, slide onto the pole and grip tightly... is that right?
    not TOO tightly, but yes, that's about right....
    And what do you do once you have slid to the bottom?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)
  • vv523
    vv523 Posts: 429 Member
    Nice eye's Mel
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i was also... keeping my hands warm.... :blushing:
    You were keeping something warm - hay, what's this two story shiny pole doing in here?
    private sliding lessons?
    So.... you wrap your leg around there like that, slide onto the pole and grip tightly... is that right?
    not TOO tightly, but yes, that's about right....
    And what do you do once you have slid to the bottom?

    depends on if i'm in a hurry or not.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    And what do you do once you have slid to the bottom?
    depends on if i'm in a hurry or not.
    :love:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)

    Well hopefully my projection will meet the required standard, single or double entry?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Nice eye's Mel

    Thanks sweetie everyone else focused on the baps lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)
    I think we should concetrate on the assets here...

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