The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I get it off the accountants :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I get it off the accountants :wink:

    :drinker: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    As long as you don't get off ON the accountants!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    As long as you don't get off ON the accountants!

    And why not???
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I agree with Bex, why the hell not?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Because she's a vegetarian?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    As long as you don't get off ON the accountants!

    If the accountants are like Mel then I certainly get off ON the accountants :tongue: :tongue: :love:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Vegetarian only means I don't EAT meat... :wink: :blushing:
    Bern you shouldn't feel like that!! We think you are great and the transformation from your innocence makes it even better :flowerforyou: :happy:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    oh and we love your grapefruits
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!
    Ohhh.. come and sit with me and my chipolata in the corner :embarassed:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Aww. I feel better now. Thanks Tracey.

    And now I'm wondering how to make the grapefruit/chipolata combo work!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sorry Mel. I'm not slagging you off, I promise.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!

    Every lady has their own qualities, and you have a fine pair of grapefruit and a very playful attitude and I'm sure you give and good as you get, so there is no need to feel inadequate. If you still feel that way, let me give you a hug :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Harvo, Zomo and Tinzo it's just a cookie. Behave!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!

    Every lady has their own qualities, and you have a fine pair of grapefruit and a very playful attitude and I'm sure you give and good as you get, so there is no need to feel inadequate. If you still feel that way, let me give you a hug :wink:

    That drooling's really not a good look, Chris!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Harvo, Zomo and Tinzo it's just a cookie. Behave!

    Right... and a bap is just a bap, a sigh is just a sigh... :wink:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    ohh I want a cookie
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    These fundamental things apply ...

    Ooh I've just come over all warm and fuzzy
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Chris, do you have a store in the mall? Chris' cookies came to mind for some odd reason...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    ohh I want a cookie

    The cookies I baked for my husband at the weekend are evil. 500g of butter, a tin of condensed milk, 750g of chocolate chips, sugar and flour. Makes a lot of cookies but they're still about 190 calores each. Hence my excitement when I have enough calories left to partake!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Chris, do you have a store in the mall? Chris' cookies came to mind for some odd reason...

    Chris has a hardware store called Grope and Fondle.

    (That name may not be what he said)
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Can you send me some of your cookies. Maybe with Vince or Vern when they are back from spanking each other.
    I'm terrible in the kitchen
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can you send me some of your cookies. Maybe with Vince or Vern when they are back from spanking each other.
    I'm terrible in the kitchen
    Sorry to hear that..I have not found a room that I do not think I am good in yet...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sure. I'll send some in one of my special "Bern's Basket of Delights" hampers.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can you send me some of your cookies. Maybe with Vince or Vern when they are back from spanking each other.
    I'm terrible in the kitchen
    Sorry to hear that..I have not found a room that I do not think I am good in yet...

    Maybe you'd like to deliver the cookies?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can you send me some of your cookies. Maybe with Vince or Vern when they are back from spanking each other.
    I'm terrible in the kitchen
    Sorry to hear that..I have not found a room that I do not think I am good in yet...

    Maybe you'd like to deliver the cookies?

    There may not be anything more satifying than delivering the goods!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can you send me some of your cookies. Maybe with Vince or Vern when they are back from spanking each other.
    I'm terrible in the kitchen
    Sorry to hear that..I have not found a room that I do not think I am good in yet...

    Maybe you'd like to deliver the cookies?

    There may not be anything more satifying than delivering the goods!

    Except maybe my cookies! They're particularly good.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Can I have both, after the cookies I'll need to work off the Calories
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Squirrel...So I have cheated on all of you...I went and looked at another thread :noway: :cry: But I found a guy talking about Thanksgiving on "what will you eat" type post. I found his answer to be extrememly funny. To sum it up he is going to eat everything he can for that one day, track it and see if he can get the high score. I love people!