The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    No one appeared with the cold water then?

    Harvo has gone from Rihana to Devo. Should we be concerned?

    Tinz looks so cosy under that blanket I just couldn't throw the cold water - though I may need a cold shower after rooting around in that blanket lol

    What's wrong with that I don't think there is anything to worry about ;)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?

    I'll get the equipment out myself don't want you having the chance to hide anything - like you clearly were under that blanket this morning lol

    i'm not equipment :tongue:

    That is a shame...I was sure hoping to work on you!!!
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    I'm off now got an audit meeting though after this thread its going to be a bit weird lol. Buy for now
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Has anyone seen Bex...I could really use a good, long and solid hug..... :flowerforyou:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Isn't it you who has to look after the long and solid bit?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Isn't it you who has to look after the long and solid bit?

    Not really, with you ladies around it is standard on this model....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Have a look for Bex around Covent Garden. Think she went searching for spanking lessons.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Isn't it you who has to look after the long and solid bit?

    Not really, with you ladies around it is standard on this model....
    *bashfully turns his back to hide a chipolata* :sad:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Isn't it you who has to look after the long and solid bit?

    Not really, with you ladies around it is standard on this model....
    *bashfully turns his back to hide a chipolata* :sad:
    I guess someone did throw the cold water on you.....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Isn't it you who has to look after the long and solid bit?

    Not really, with you ladies around it is standard on this model....
    *bashfully turns his back to hide a chipolata* :sad:

    We can always use the enlarge function on the photocopier!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    We can always use the enlarge function on the photocopier!
    *Sets the enlarge to 200%*
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Can't believe how much I missed whilst on lunch... I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! :love:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can't believe how much I missed whilst on lunch... I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! :love:

    Are you helping yourself to Sausages and Marshmallows?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I'm vegetarian so I don't have either of them :sad:

    On the plus side there is so much you are do with a vegetable :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    We can always use the enlarge function on the photocopier!
    *Sets the enlarge to 200%*

    Don't worry, it will be our little secret.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I'm vegetarian so I don't have either of them :sad:

    On the plus side there is so much you are do with a vegetable :wink:

    HMMM, care to explain?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm vegetarian so I don't have either of them :sad:

    On the plus side there is so much you are do with a vegetable :wink:

    We've been big on the bread, fruit, meat and condiments but I think this is the first mention of vegetables. Cucumbers I presume?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I'm vegetarian so I don't have either of them :sad:
    On the plus side there is so much you are do with a vegetable :wink:
    We've been big on the bread, fruit, meat and condiments but I think this is the first mention of vegetables. Cucumbers I presume?
    Hay.. cucumbers?... how about not kicking a man when he's down :(

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  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    So I think we know what Tracey's selling in the Smut Mall. What are we calling her shop?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Wow, I leave for a few hours and Mel makes accountancy sexy. I also find it funny that it seems to be a lot of accountants that are sexually frustrated. Maybe I should tap into that market with a site for them to hook up (and I can get the pick of the crop)

    Looking at Mel's profile picture though I feel she may be on a higher level of smut than us, that looks modeltastic, I hope there are more
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Yay I get my very own shop! :drinker:
    What shall we call it?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Wow, I leave for a few hours and Mel makes accountancy sexy. I also find it funny that it seems to be a lot of accountants that are sexually frustrated. Maybe I should tap into that market with a site for them to hook up (and I can get the pick of the crop)

    Looking at Mel's profile picture though I feel she may be on a higher level of smut than us, that looks modeltastic, I hope there are more

    Why don't you just stick some accountants in a spare shop window in the Smut Mall, like they do in Amsterdam? We can have a separate entrance for the other accountants to use so nobody has to be embarassed.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yay I get my very own shop! :drinker:
    What shall we call it?

    I'm still working on a name but think you should definitely specialise in vegetables that look rude and/or naughty!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    We could also have a cafe for someone to run

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm not sure how Bex would feel about competition for Bex's Baps.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    She can sell the toast as well as the baps and sausages. It all seems to go together, Baps + saausages = sauce
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Have a look for Bex around Covent Garden. Think she went searching for spanking lessons.

    :bigsmile:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I'm not sure how Bex would feel about competition for Bex's Baps.

    All friends here, the more smut the better I say!!! Bring on the sauce, the 5cal varity obs!!!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    She can sell the toast as well as the baps and sausages. It all seems to go together, Baps + saausages = sauce

    I like your math!!!

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