The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all!!! That was a catch up to be had there!

    Welcome Zomoniac... I like your buttocks :drinker:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Did someone remember to untie Bernadette and Obo?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Nope, they are still all tied up!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Well for god's sake tell Hought not to go and pee on them!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Yeah that's an area of smut we don't need to get in to!!! :noway:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Oh yeah, right... that would be disgusting..... :blushing:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Well for god's sake tell Hought not to go and pee on them!

    Is that classed as 'watersports' in which case we can add that to the list. I must admit when we get someone new and we do a resume of what has been discussed it looks very impressive.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    It is yes!!! lol

    Where is everyone else today? Bern must have got free as she's just commented on my profile...

    Do we think the newbie will return???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.

    Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.

    Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.

    Grapes on your melons... Interesting :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Was a bit of a struggle but I managed to untie myself. Lucky we went for the silk scarves and not the handcuffs.

    Have just eaten my melon and grapes smothered in creamy yoghurt so am all set for the day.

    Grapes on your melons... Interesting :wink:

    Preferable to nuts I suppose.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Oh I don't know... :blushing:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Not really, no. A mash of food-themed double entendres, mostly.

    I'm still laughing at this!
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier :tongue: Only kidding, welcome to the party

    Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier :tongue: Only kidding, welcome to the party

    Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)

    Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...

    What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier :tongue: Only kidding, welcome to the party

    Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)

    Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...

    What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!

    Surely your shop should be fruit themed Bernadette?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier :tongue: Only kidding, welcome to the party

    Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)

    Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...

    What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!

    I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I leave you alone for a little while and you move a new man in and get smuttier :tongue: Only kidding, welcome to the party

    Did I miss a picture of Bern's Baps? (another great butty shop name)

    Maybe we could open a Smut Mall? We've already got Bex's Baps, Bern's Baps and Hougt's Sausages ...

    What's going on with the tache? It seems to have escaped from your top lip!

    Surely your shop should be fruit themed Bernadette?

    Well I was just going along with what Hougt said but really it would be wrong of me to go into competition with you, especially since you were there first. So suggestions for my fruit shop please.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    I am going for a rather epic Mo for Movember, the larger it is, the more donations I will get

    When does it become so epic it's a beard?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning All.
    I love coming back here and having to catch up.I have to keep raising my cup of tea to hide my smile and giggles

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