The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Can I have both, after the cookies I'll need to work off the Calories

    You convinced me...we can stay in the kitchen and work on your skills...btw, any chance of me having pie too?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Can I have both, after the cookies I'll need to work off the Calories

    You convinced me...we can stay in the kitchen and work on your skills...btw, any chance of me having pie too?

    If you want something in return you'll never get her to eat sausage unless it's a vegetarian one.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Squirrel...So I have cheated on all of you...I went and looked at another thread :noway: :cry: But I found a guy talking about Thanksgiving on "what will you eat" type post. I found his answer to be extrememly funny. To sum it up he is going to eat everything he can for that one day, track it and see if he can get the high score. I love people!

    I cheat constantly. I didn't realise we weren't allowed!

    Oh and someone give that man an extra slice of pie!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Chris, do you have a store in the mall? Chris' cookies came to mind for some odd reason...

    No, I was going for a hardware store called knobs & knockers, but that exists in real life, So I decided I would be the Landlord of the Slipit Inn with Oboe as the Bar Wench
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member


    That drooling's really not a good look, Chris!

    :cry:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Chris, do you have a store in the mall? Chris' cookies came to mind for some odd reason...

    No, I was going for a hardware store called knobs & knockers, but that exists in real life, So I decided I would be the Landlord of the Slipit Inn with Oboe as the Bar Wench

    Did we establish whether the bar wench is lusty? Because she should be.

    And since I've now come up with the "Grope and Fondle" name what shop can that be?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member


    That drooling's really not a good look, Chris!

    :cry:

    Oh no, now you're eyes are drooling.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well, staying with the hardware store type theme I might just open Harvo's house of Hardwoods..."Come in and get nailed!"
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member


    That drooling's really not a good look, Chris!

    :cry:

    Oh no, now you're eyes are drooling.

    I have been drooling also, glad you are in front of me while I look in on the neighbors...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Well, staying with the hardware store type theme I might just open Harvo's house of Hardwoods..."Come in and get nailed!"

    Works for me! We still need a name for Tracey's erotic vegetable supply.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member


    And since I've now come up with the "Grope and Fondle" name what shop can that be?

    Massage Parlour but that is too obvious
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    Massage Parlour but that is too obvious

    And the rest of what we say here is subtle?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well, staying with the hardware store type theme I might just open Harvo's house of Hardwoods..."Come in and get nailed!"

    Works for me! We still need a name for Tracey's erotic vegetable supply.

    I may be sorry I did this but the following words are synonyms for the word vegatable...have at it kids!

    edible, green, greens, herb, herbaceous plant, legume, produce, root, salad, truck, yellow
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Well, staying with the hardware store type theme I might just open Harvo's house of Hardwoods..."Come in and get nailed!"

    Works for me! We still need a name for Tracey's erotic vegetable supply.

    I may be sorry I did this but the following words are synonyms for the word vegatable...have at it kids!

    edible, green, greens, herb, herbaceous plant, legume, produce, root, salad, truck, yellow

    Don't our antipodean friends use root eg Hey Shelia, lets go root in my Ute
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well, staying with the hardware store type theme I might just open Harvo's house of Hardwoods..."Come in and get nailed!"

    Works for me! We still need a name for Tracey's erotic vegetable supply.

    I may be sorry I did this but the following words are synonyms for the word vegatable...have at it kids!

    edible, green, greens, herb, herbaceous plant, legume, produce, root, salad, truck, yellow

    Don't our antipodean friends use root eg Hey Shelia, lets go root in my Ute

    Antipodean....I read that as someone against Paula Dean :-) The queen of butta!!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    phew!!!! back, only for one quick comment before i'm out the door again!!!!

    yes, the bar wench is lusty. that's where my pole skills come in....

    we already have mel's "come get saucy" shop in the mall...

    i'm so sorry i missed out on all these conversations today!!!!

    *i'm crawling back under the blanket, who's coming?* :bigsmile:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    phew!!!! back, only for one quick comment before i'm out the door again!!!!

    yes, the bar wench is lusty. that's where my pole skills come in....

    we already have mel's "come get saucy" shop in the mall...

    i'm so sorry i missed out on all these conversations today!!!!

    *i'm crawling back under the blanket, who's coming?* :bigsmile:

    Both of us I hope!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Hay, I'm still under the blanket, just watch what you two get up to under here.....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    Don't our antipodean friends use root eg Hey Shelia, lets go root in my Ute

    Would probably be more Oi than Hey but that's about the essence of it. Maybe a mention of a map of Tassie as well!
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Wow, I leave for a few hours and Mel makes accountancy sexy. I also find it funny that it seems to be a lot of accountants that are sexually frustrated. Maybe I should tap into that market with a site for them to hook up (and I can get the pick of the crop)

    Looking at Mel's profile picture though I feel she may be on a higher level of smut than us, that looks modeltastic, I hope there are more

    Hay Hougt accountancy is sexy honest lol

    My profile pic modeltastic - why thank you ;) but really that pic was just a lucky shot taken in my bedroom a few weeks ago when my OH and I were playing with the camera lol
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!

    Hay bernadette definitely no need for any inadequacy all I have are a few figures as an accountant you have real live Mellons ;D
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I don't like it when Mel's here. She makes me feel inadequate with all that dirty accounting talk. All I have is grapefruit!

    Hay bernadette definitely no need for any inadequacy all I have are a few figures as an accountant you have real live Mellons ;D

    Have you weighed them yet Mel? or you Bern - get the scales out ;)
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Hay, I'm still under the blanket, just watch what you two get up to under here.....

    Aww come on Tinz you really should be out from under that blanket by now :)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    My profile pic modeltastic - why thank you ;) but really that pic was just a lucky shot taken in my bedroom a few weeks ago when my OH and I were playing with the camera lol
    Well you know that I am in charge of photography on this site so I may just have to come around and retake those photos... :)

    *starts polishing his lens*
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    My profile pic modeltastic - why thank you ;) but really that pic was just a lucky shot taken in my bedroom a few weeks ago when my OH and I were playing with the camera lol
    Well you know that I am in charge of photography on this site so I may just have to come around and retake those photos... :)

    *starts polishing his lens*

    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    My profile pic modeltastic - why thank you ;) but really that pic was just a lucky shot taken in my bedroom a few weeks ago when my OH and I were playing with the camera lol
    Well you know that I am in charge of photography on this site so I may just have to come around and retake those photos... :)

    *starts polishing his lens*

    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol

    It appears he has spent the day "polishing his lens"
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol
    Oh come now (please) - no filter needed.
    It appears he has spent the day "polishing his lens"
    It's very shiny now.
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol
    Oh come now (please) - no filter needed.
    It appears he has spent the day "polishing his lens"
    It's very shiny now.

    Oh I think the use of a filter would be advisable especially with such a shiny lens - think of the protection lol
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol
    Oh come now (please) - no filter needed.
    It appears he has spent the day "polishing his lens"
    It's very shiny now.
    Oh I think the use of a filter would be advisable especially with such a shiny lens - think of the protection lol
    Do you think I am likely to swing my lens around and cause damage lol?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Ok but only if you use a flattering filter lol
    Oh come now (please) - no filter needed.
    It appears he has spent the day "polishing his lens"
    It's very shiny now.
    Oh I think the use of a filter would be advisable especially with such a shiny lens - think of the protection lol
    Do you think I am likely to swing my lens around and cause damage lol?

    I was thinking more of it getting coated in something messy - like sauce ;)

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