The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    OK.. so next to the photocopier I am opening a new shop that specialises in itch scratching...

    cymru-wales-back-scratcher-6023187-0-1283959308000.jpg
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
    Or munching a good sausage???
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I didn't notice it was Welsh but I guess that would please Mel...

    And for our American friends, Cymru is pronounced CUM-RU :laugh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
    Or munching a good sausage???

    absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
    Or munching a good sausage???

    absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

    I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    OK.. so next to the photocopier I am opening a new shop that specialises in itch scratching...

    cymru-wales-back-scratcher-6023187-0-1283959308000.jpg

    Lets hear it for Newport ...

    And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
    Or munching a good sausage???

    absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

    I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)

    Isn't that what mornings are for?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    OK.. so next to the photocopier I am opening a new shop that specialises in itch scratching...

    cymru-wales-back-scratcher-6023187-0-1283959308000.jpg

    Lets hear it for Newport ...

    And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!

    Now that's one shop I'd definitely visit - what are the opening hrs I'm sure I have an itch that needs scratching ;)

    Good afternoon everyone :)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

    ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

    it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:
    Or munching a good sausage???

    absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

    I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)

    Isn't that what mornings are for?
    I guess so, just as afternoons and evenings are!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Lets hear it for Newport ...

    And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!

    Wonderful shop name!!!!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Lets hear it for Newport ...

    And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!

    Wonderful shop name!!!!

    "The Grope and Fondle, where all your itches can be scratched"*

    *T&C apply, scratching may not be included!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Lets hear it for Newport ...

    And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!

    Wonderful shop name!!!!

    I think it has a nice ring to it. I invented it yesterday for Chris's hardware shop, forgetting that he's already the landlord of the Slipit Inn.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think it has a nice ring to it.
    *giggles*
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Great name!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    What can "it has a nice ring to it" be the catchphrase for? I know there's something there but I can't put my finger on it. Harvo?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    What can "it has a nice ring to it" be the catchphrase for? I know there's something there but I can't put my finger on it. Harvo?
    Last time I tried to put my finger on it I got slapped.
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Maybe you were too rough?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I got a new (More direct question)
    What, if anything, do you do if you get horny at work?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I got a new (More direct question)
    What, if anything, do you do if you get horny at work?

    I do nothing, but I'd make up for it later :devil:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I got a new (More direct question)
    What, if anything, do you do if you get horny at work?

    I visit KOD. There's nothing here that would get/keep me horny.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I got a new (More direct question)
    What, if anything, do you do if you get horny at work?
    well you have to answer first!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    em... :blushing:
    Well sometimes nothing but sometimes... :blushing:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    The funny thing is, I was kinda feeling hot and started working on a spead sheet, the more I pressed "Insert" the worse it got.

    Your turn
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    The funny thing is, I was kinda feeling hot and started working on a spead sheet, the more I pressed "Insert" the worse it got.

    Your turn

    I scratch the itch...but I am a work at home associate....:bigsmile: :blushing:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    em... :blushing:
    Well sometimes nothing but sometimes... :blushing:
    I appears you hit enter too quick there.....but sometimes......
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i've done that... sometimes you've just gotta take a bathroom break!!!!
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Well sometimes i'm in the office on my own so I scratch the itch there, tried it once in the bathroom but it doesn't work.
    I also happen to know that my boss scratch's the itch in the office late at night
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    What can "it has a nice ring to it" be the catchphrase for? I know there's something there but I can't put my finger on it. Harvo?

    maybe this should be our mall's piercing parlor...

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