The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well sometimes i'm in the office on my own so I scratch the itch there, tried it once in the bathroom but it doesn't work.
    I also happen to know that my boss scratch's the itch in the office late at night

    I want a job there!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i've done that... sometimes you've just gotta take a bathroom break!!!!

    OMG, look at the time....its time for "a potty break"
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Well sometimes i'm in the office on my own so I scratch the itch there, tried it once in the bathroom but it doesn't work.
    I also happen to know that my boss scratch's the itch in the office late at night

    Male or female boss???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    My old boss once got busted possibly about to scratch an itch in the office with someone other than his wife. He never owned up to it but we all knew it was him.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Male
    He sometimes forgets to turn his computer off after he has been watching stuff. I wouldn't mind but he uses my tissues.
    I've used some very good web addresses off his computer though :smokin:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    An old boss once said, 'never dip your pen in company ink'
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    My old boss once got busted possibly about to scratch an itch in the office with someone other than his wife. He never owned up to it but we all knew it was him.

    Aww, how nice of your boss knowing when someone needs a hug....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    My old boss once got busted possibly about to scratch an itch in the office with someone other than his wife. He never owned up to it but we all knew it was him.
    ...wasn't you was it Bern?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Male
    He sometimes forgets to turn his computer off after he has been watching stuff. I wouldn't mind but he uses my tissues.
    I've used some very good web addresses off his computer though :smokin:

    Obviously you don't have an IT team that locks access down tighter than a ducks bum like ours.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I agree never someone higher or lower than you, only if they are in a different department. This company I now work for I wouldn't want to with anyone here. Thats why the internet keeps me company, and not just me.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Male
    He sometimes forgets to turn his computer off after he has been watching stuff. I wouldn't mind but he uses my tissues.
    I've used some very good web addresses off his computer though :smokin:

    Obviously you don't have an IT team that locks access down tighter than a ducks bum like ours.

    Hay... we only lock it down on SOME users :)
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member

    Obviously you don't have an IT team that locks access down tighter than a ducks bum like ours.

    No-one here knows anything about IT apart from me so it works well :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Forgot to do the quote thng, but NO it wasn't me!!!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Male
    He sometimes forgets to turn his computer off after he has been watching stuff. I wouldn't mind but he uses my tissues.
    I've used some very good web addresses off his computer though :smokin:

    Obviously you don't have an IT team that locks access down tighter than a ducks bum like ours.

    Amen to that...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It would have to be a male. A female would be much better at covering her tracks!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Forgot to do the quote thng, but NO it wasn't me!!!!!
    One of our former workers was apparently dismissed after being found in the stock room with a junior... checking her assets (insert other more appropriate accounting term here)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    It would have to be a male. A female would be much better at covering her tracks!
    Not in my experience... although teenage boys are the worst!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm very good at covering my tracks when necessary.

    And wouldn't being in the stock room with a junior come under "staff training"?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    I used to work with my OH and we had loads of fun in the office
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i think it's something everyone should experience once. on the job training.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Dang...where are you ladies when i get jobs??? :grumble: :heart: :bigsmile:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Under the blankets
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Many moons ago a former Victorian Premier died, allegedly while doing some "training". Newspaper headline: SNEDDEN DIES ON THE JOB. Brilliant!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    A co-worker I once worked with use to tease me with her hold ups / stockings and suspenders (and did it very we so no one else caught on) but unfortunatly we both got promotion opportunities we couldn't pass up so went our seperate ways. I miss those days and on a side note, Mel - thanks for the flashback :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    A co-worker I once worked with use to tease me with her hold ups / stockings and suspenders (and did it very we so no one else caught on) but unfortunatly we both got promotion opportunities we couldn't pass up so went our seperate ways. I miss those days and on a side note, Mel - thanks for the flashback :wink: :flowerforyou:
    I was just going to ask if you had ever worked with Mel :)
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Thought you might appreciate what I use when revising. It is 13.5 inches..............










    In circumference!

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    Holds well over a pint of strong brew
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I used to work in the LEA covering about 6 secondary schools... it's probably best not to mention some of the things I heard about then... suffice to say a female PE teacher, an empty changing room, a year 11 pupil and showers...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Thought you might appreciate what I use when revising. It is 13.5 inches..............










    In circumference!

    20121116_153157.jpg

    Holds well over a pint of strong brew
    That highlighter looks like it's taken a bashing, it's all warn down.. has oboe been polishing it for you?
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    As much as my boss will nick my tissues and we can look at anything we want.He doesn't allow cups...
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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    As much as my boss will nick my tissues and we can look at anything we want.He doesn't allow cups...
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    This is really sad, but is that a TNT coaster, I think I have the same one!

    I would have to have several of those cups each time

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