The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)

    Well hopefully my projection will meet the required standard, single or double entry?

    Oh always double entry Chris ;D
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Someone throw some cold water on Tinz and Oboe please.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Nice eye's Mel

    Thanks sweetie everyone else focused on the baps lol

    WELL!!! I resemble that remark!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    And Chris and mel!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)

    Well hopefully my projection will meet the required standard, single or double entry?

    Oh always double entry Chris ;D

    Suddenly accountancy appears quite appealing :wink:
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)
    I think we should concetrate on the assets here...

    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)

    Well hopefully my projection will meet the required standard, single or double entry?

    Oh always double entry Chris ;D

    Suddenly accountancy appears quite appealing :wink:

    Now you can understand why I enjoy my job so much lol
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Having a review of the contributors I noticed there are a number of accounting types and whilst having a smutty search for some material I think we could have a new avenue to explore.

    Starter for 10 "Relax I'm and internal Auditor!" or "Nice Journals"

    I can do external and internal audits and investigate journals in detail but I warn you I'm a very firm auditor and woe betide if I find any slippage in the budgets ;)
    I think we should concetrate on the assets here...

    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D

    I think that would only be the proper thing to do...I will volunteer to go first
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    poles, double entries... phew. THIS is what i needed today!

    As long as all the patrons leave fully satisfied.....
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I think that would only be the proper thing to do...I will volunteer to go first

    Ahem, As the person who raised it I'll jump the queue thanks:tongue:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'd be willing to help with the thorough inspections...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I think that would only be the proper thing to do...I will volunteer to go first
    Ahem, As the person who raised it I'll jump the queue thanks:tongue:
    What about my loyalty card?????? doesn't that give me some queue jumping rights?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?

    After years of dealing with auditors I have found it is better to have everything out and properly prepared so they may work without interruption.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I also hope that as par tof the Audit there will be the necessary 'corrective' action taken and I assume Mel will be the one dishing it out? (fingers crossed)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I also hope that as par tof the Audit there will be the necessary 'corrective' action taken and I assume Mel will be the one dishing it out? (fingers crossed)

    Why do I hear this in the background...

    "crack that whip
    give the past the slip
    step on a crack
    break your momma's back
    when a problem comes along
    you must whip it
    before the cream sits out too long
    you must whip it
    when something's going wrong
    you must whip it

    now whip it
    into shape
    shape it up
    get straight
    go forward
    move ahead
    try to detect it
    it's not too late
    to whip it
    whip it good

    when a good time turns around
    you must whip it
    you will never live it down
    unless you whip it
    no one gets away
    until they whip it ..."
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    i'd be willing to help with the thorough inspections...

    No problem, I'm sure you ladies are more than capable of giving a 'qualified opinion'
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    i'd be willing to help with the thorough inspections...

    No problem, I'm sure you ladies are more than capable of giving a 'qualified opinion'

    As the senior auditor I think I should be the one administering any corrective action though I may need some help securing the equipment into position.

    I think we need to do a lot more checking of assets and equipment before we decide whether the opinion is qualified or unqualified ;)
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?

    I'll get the equipment out myself don't want you having the chance to hide anything - like you clearly were under that blanket this morning lol
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Seems I've missed a lot. Howdy all.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?

    I'll get the equipment out myself don't want you having the chance to hide anything - like you clearly were under that blanket this morning lol

    i'm not equipment :tongue:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning Zomoniac, goodbye everyone. off to a meeting at another job site. don't know if/when i'll be back today.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    What assets in particular would you like me to focus on - I'll need to check all the equipment in detail ;D
    Do we need to get the equipment out for inspection or do you take care of that?

    I'll get the equipment out myself don't want you having the chance to hide anything - like you clearly were under that blanket this morning lol

    i'm not equipment :tongue:
    Shush! and get back under the blanket :wink:
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    good morning Zomoniac, goodbye everyone. off to a meeting at another job site. don't know if/when i'll be back today.
    Bye Oboe....

    right, blanket's free, who wants it ?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    good morning Zomoniac, goodbye everyone. off to a meeting at another job site. don't know if/when i'll be back today.
    Bye Oboe....

    right, blanket's free, who wants it ?

    I think I'd better get in there and check if your hiding nothing other than oboe in there ;)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    good morning Zomoniac, goodbye everyone. off to a meeting at another job site. don't know if/when i'll be back today.
    Bye Oboe....

    right, blanket's free, who wants it ?

    I think I'd better get in there and check if your hiding nothing other than oboe in there ;)
    Yeah.. have a good root around....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Oh... I think you have found something...:blushing:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    No one appeared with the cold water then?

    Harvo has gone from Rihana to Devo. Should we be concerned?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Oh... I think you have found something...:blushing:

    Well get it out and let the auditor check it - I hope it's properly accounted for remember the double entry ;)
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    No one appeared with the cold water then?
    I think Oboe has gone to get a bigger hose...
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