Are women wired to make sammiches?
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I am. And I make a damn good one too!0
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I make pretty good sammiches I think.0
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well played sir....well played \m/0 -
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i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.0
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I'll have to say, my sammiches are pretty darn tasty too.0
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What kind of sammiches?0
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I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?0
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I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt0
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I'm an excellent sammich maker. Hubs appreciates me barefoot in the kitchen makin' his sammiches.0
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I think in the darker days of history women that could make good sammiches were burned at the stake which has caused some genetic loss of the women wired to make them.0
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No i dont make ´sammiches´ :grumble: :explode: , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.0
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No...but they are wired to make casseroles.0
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No, not really. I attribute my sammich making skill to my intensive training as a Subway Sandwich Artist. ( <-- true story )0
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I'm wired to make tasty pasta dishes.0
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im wired to make sammiches....and apparently EAT them too :grumble:0
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in before the lock0
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best sammich maker over here0
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No i dont make ´sammiches´ :grumble: :explode: , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?0 -
sammiches
Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...0 -
they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt
Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. :laugh:0 -
they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt
You definitely need to meet new women.0 -
they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt
Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. :laugh:
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I was nine years old when my father told me I make better sammies than my mom did...one of the reasons I became a sou chef!0
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Absolutely, and get on our knees when told to.0
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I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?
will you marry me?
As long as you don't mind me sitting on the couch with my own sammich and beer to watch the football game! :happy:0 -
that requires skill in the kitchen right?
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er no. my skills lie in others rooms,0
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