Are women wired to make sammiches?

fatboypup

ArroganceInStep

No i dont make ´sammiches´ :grumble: :explode: , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

SoViLicious

sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

redheaddee

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

katamus

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

You definitely need to meet new women.

ILoveTheBrowns

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

damn it

Sarahwillow

I was nine years old when my father told me I make better sammies than my mom did...one of the reasons I became a sou chef!

jboccio90

Absolutely, and get on our knees when told to.

LaurySch

I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?

will you marry me?

As long as you don't mind me sitting on the couch with my own sammich and beer to watch the football game! :happy:

Skinny_minny_mo

that requires skill in the kitchen right?

:indifferent:

er no. my skills lie in others rooms,

Julettashane

i make good grilled sandwhiches but my husband agrees my smoked dry rub ribs are the best...and no i dont cheat like ive seen on tv and put them in the oven...i rub them down in my home made dry rub let sit over night and then throw them in the smoker and patiently wait and baby them for up 6hrs..............IM SO HUNGRY NOW WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT

redheaddee

i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.

I am actually too tall for sammiches, being taller than the average male at almost 6'. I make a mean risotto though, also anything with bacon, and am an excellent bar wench.

RobinvdM

Only if you put them in a well lit, custom ordered kitchen that you paid for instead of investing in that obnoxious surround sound home theater system for your 50 inch LED Smart TV

LaurySch

I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday!:smokin:

purplegoboom

sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

:laugh:

Julettashane

Only if you put them in a well lit, custom ordered kitchen that you paid for instead of investing in that obnoxious surround sound home theater system for your 50 inch LED Smart TV

boom yes she did!! lol even though that tv sounds quiet nice...i want it

VelociMama

i make good grilled sandwhiches but my husband agrees my smoked dry rub ribs are the best...and no i dont cheat like ive seen on tv and put them in the oven...i rub them down in my home made dry rub let sit over night and then throw them in the smoker and patiently wait and baby them for up 6hrs..............IM SO HUNGRY NOW WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT

You and I would get along famously. I'm in love with my smoker.

Have you ever smoked bacon? I have a wonderful smoked sweet bacon recipe.

Silver_Star

GermanicKnight

i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.

I am actually too tall for sammiches, being taller than the average male at almost 6'. I make a mean risotto though, also anything with bacon, and am an excellent bar wench.

You are just excellent in general. Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Beer too.

Julettashane

sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

:laugh:

FANTASTIC!!!