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    Are women wired to make sammiches?

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    • Posts: 723 Member
      i make good grilled sandwhiches but my husband agrees my smoked dry rub ribs are the best...and no i dont cheat like ive seen on tv and put them in the oven...i rub them down in my home made dry rub let sit over night and then throw them in the smoker and patiently wait and baby them for up 6hrs..............IM SO HUNGRY NOW WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT
    • Posts: 2,005 Member
      i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.

      I am actually too tall for sammiches, being taller than the average male at almost 6'. I make a mean risotto though, also anything with bacon, and am an excellent bar wench.
    • Posts: 634 Member
      Only if you put them in a well lit, custom ordered kitchen that you paid for instead of investing in that obnoxious surround sound home theater system for your 50 inch LED Smart TV
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      I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday!:smokin:
    • Posts: 400 Member
      sammiches

      Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 723 Member
      Only if you put them in a well lit, custom ordered kitchen that you paid for instead of investing in that obnoxious surround sound home theater system for your 50 inch LED Smart TV

      boom yes she did!! lol even though that tv sounds quiet nice...i want it
    • Posts: 3,119 Member
      i make good grilled sandwhiches but my husband agrees my smoked dry rub ribs are the best...and no i dont cheat like ive seen on tv and put them in the oven...i rub them down in my home made dry rub let sit over night and then throw them in the smoker and patiently wait and baby them for up 6hrs..............IM SO HUNGRY NOW WHY DID I SAY ALL THAT

      You and I would get along famously. I'm in love with my smoker.

      Have you ever smoked bacon? I have a wonderful smoked sweet bacon recipe.
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      I am actually too tall for sammiches, being taller than the average male at almost 6'. I make a mean risotto though, also anything with bacon, and am an excellent bar wench.

      You are just excellent in general. Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Beer too.
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      :laugh:

      FANTASTIC!!!
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

      Clearly you're fcuking the wrong women.
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      You and I would get along famously. I'm in love with my smoker.

      Have you ever smoked bacon? I have a wonderful smoked sweet bacon recipe.

      NO I HAVENT BUT SMOKED BACON SOUNDS WONDERFUL!!!
    • Posts: 1,840 Member
      you won't believe how good I am at sammiches
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      NO I HAVENT BUT SMOKED BACON SO WONDERFUL!!!

      You just want to use thick cut bacon. Cut into 1/2 lb or so size groupings of bacon. Lightly coat with molasses and then coat with a little brown sugar. Refrigerate for 4-5 hours. Smoke on medium heat until done. It's amazing.
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      I don't think so but I'm just wondering what you think?
      Yes! Though not necessarily wired to share them. :wink: You have to be pretty darn awesome to get me to share my sammiches with you.
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      You just want to use thick cut bacon. Cut into 1/2 lb or so size groupings of bacon. Lightly coat with molasses and then coat with a little brown sugar. Refrigerate for 4-5 hours. Smoke on medium heat until done. It's amazing.

      next time i use my smoker im so doing this... thank you for sharing
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      This.Freaking.Rocks.
    • Posts: 197 Member
      that requires skill in the kitchen right?

      :indifferent:

      er no. my skills lie in others rooms,:tongue:
      Please explain further...
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      next time i use my smoker im so doing this... thank you for sharing

      NP. BTW, here's a pic of a batch I did a while ago:

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      AND, this bacon is amazing on sammiches (sorry for going offtopic OP).
    • Posts: 389
      they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

      No you didn't. Do you know how many women are out here that are sexually deprived? (Me being one of them) It's not always the women that turn it down. My drive is pretty high, but my husbands, unfortunately, is pert near nonexistant.
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      I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday!:smokin:

      He doesn't know it yet, but she's about to wrap that plastic around his head.
    • Posts: 1,033 Member
      I never make Sammiches... I do make a mean brisket though...
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      AND, this bacon is amazing on sammiches (sorry for going offtopic OP).
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      OMGSH THAT LOOKS DEVINE :love: :love:
    • Posts: 21
      I don't think so but I'm just wondering what you think?

      ^ this guy...this guy.

      Someone has to start the slow clap.
    • Posts: 1,676 Member
      For myself yes
    • Posts: 517 Member
      they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

      You obviously have NOT met us Mountain time zone girls
    • Posts: 3,779 Member
      sammiches

      Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

      could you look up "uptight," too?
    • Posts: 999 Member
      if it makes my man happy, then damn straight I am... What kind you thinking? Roast Beef, Ham, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato... Mustard...
    • Posts: 926 Member
      I think they are.. i make a killer sammich. Oh and i love sex :wink: <---- Keeper :smokin:
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