Are women wired to make sammiches?

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  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    There must be a fault in my wiring... I make soups instead!

    Version 2.0, perhaps? :tongue:
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN!!!

    And beef and cheese! And so many other amazing things! Ahhhh....the list just grows and grows!
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    Hey, you can make me a sammie anytime! You know, to show your appreciation :bigsmile:

    We should plan a meet-up and throw a sammich makin' party.
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    DEXTER'S MOM MADE GOOD SAMMICHES TOO!
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
    I always heard men have to emotions hungry and horny, I fine with both :bigsmile:
  • Nysie5
    Nysie5 Posts: 215 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:
  • Diyah13
    Diyah13 Posts: 76 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

    I think that debate is going on in another thread. :wink:
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.
    Ummm please read my previous post regarding the genetic adaptation of smaller feet to get closer to the sink for dishwashing......I swear you women need to just accept your gifts and abilities
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

    Please don't derail the thread, this is about sammiches

    Although this is a very good question, you should start your own thread for that debate
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    Ha! best forum post ever
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

    I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


    Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)

    Dad,
    I am sorry. But you need to be fired.
    Child Protective Services? Hullo?
    American cheese and oleomargarine?
    You gave that to a healthy, growing child?
    You could stunt her taste buds forever -- not to mention the lack of proper nutrients.
    Move over and let mom make the lunch from now on. Please.

    lulz @ paleo crossfeg cuming to dis thred 2 tel sumone how ta rase der kid
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    Love it, took the words right out of my mouth! Hehehe

    Think he's one of those guys who actually thinks he's doing something but for the girl he's with it's like watching paint dry. lol Poor girl. :(
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.


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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can everyone stop bothering with the "men wired to cheat" thread and come back to this one?
  • martymays
    martymays Posts: 188 Member
    Yes, I think so. Just the right height for the counter, smaller feet so they can stand close to the counter to make the sammich and close to the sink to wash dishes.
  • oliv2065
    oliv2065 Posts: 204 Member
    I am wired to do all kinds of fun and amazing ****... and yes making sammiches is one of them
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Want a Fluffernutter, little boy? :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    I can only speak 4 myself,..but I truly enjoy being in the kitchen,..making sandwhichs/cooking,..I even have a pretty pink apron,..it's cute & it's hot w/ heels:wink:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    I can only speak 4 myself,..but I truly enjoy being in the kitchen,..making sandwhichs/cooking,..I even have a pretty pink apron,..it's cute & it's hot w/ heels:wink:

    :love:
  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
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  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    pssshh... is that all it takes? I got this. :wink:
  • TropicalFlowerz
    TropicalFlowerz Posts: 1,990 Member
    in the kitchen?:blushing:
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    in the kitchen?:blushing:

    That's a good place to start. :wink:
  • crw72209
    crw72209 Posts: 169 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

    It's a JOKE! Look for the other thread....(Are men wired to cheat?)
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

    It's a JOKE! Look for the other thread....(Are men wired to cheat?)

    I'm sorry, but determining whether or not a woman is wired to make sammiches is not something we should take lightly. Some would suggest that it is a matter of life and death. It isn't. It's more serious than that.
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
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    I am owed a lot of mother fuggin sandwiches. Just sayin'
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I was a late bloomer, but started making sammiches at about age 16 and have never looked back!
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

    It's a JOKE! Look for the other thread....(Are men wired to cheat?)

    I'm sorry, but determining whether or not a woman is wired to make sammiches is not something we should take lightly. Some would suggest that it is a matter of life and death. It isn't. It's more serious than that.

    Technically all sexist implications were on your part, since OP never implied that men are not similarly disposed to make sammiches, nor did he suggest said sammiches be made for any person other than the individual.
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    Technically all sexist implications were on your part, since OP never implied that men are not similarly disposed to make sammiches, nor did he suggest said sammiches be made for any person other than the individual.

    Someone should tell her to get her tush back in the kitchen and start spreading her......mayo on slices of toasted bread

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