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Are women wired to make sammiches?

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  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

    1. Do you want a beer?
    2. Do you want a sandwich?

    He can put a stop to that by marrying you. :devil: :bigsmile:

    He gets what he wants as long as I get what I want. :bigsmile: :blushing:
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
    Yes
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    No. I'm terrible at making sandwiches. They're always full of roaches.
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    You're hanging out with the wrong women then!

    obviously :smile:
  • aproc
    aproc Posts: 1,033 Member
    I'e always wondered why my sandwiches always tatse so damn amazing compared to what other's give me. :indifferent:
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
    I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

    I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


    Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

    I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.
  • algebravoodoo
    algebravoodoo Posts: 776 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Oh, yes, we are, just not around y'all! :laugh:
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    ...
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    BAM!
  • teamnevergoingback
    teamnevergoingback Posts: 368 Member
    I recently found out that I am too! All it took was the right boyfriend I guess. I love making that fool lunch for work.
  • crw72209
    crw72209 Posts: 169 Member
    This thread cracks me up!
  • KiraBg
    KiraBg Posts: 24
    There must be a fault in my wiring... I make soups instead!
  • crw72209
    crw72209 Posts: 169 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Oh, yes, we are, just not around y'all! :laugh:


    ***OUCH**** teehee!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I need my e-head examined...took me 6 pages to have the time to realize this was a dy/dx of the "are men wired to cheat" thread.

    No wonder this one hasn't been ****-canned yet.
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    lol If you're complaining I'm guessing one of you needs lessons. :P Yeah, I went there. hehehe
  • OfficiallySexyVal
    OfficiallySexyVal Posts: 492 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    Love it, took the words right out of my mouth! Hehehe
  • OfficiallySexyVal
    OfficiallySexyVal Posts: 492 Member
    The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

    I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.

    LOL...Awww...poor guy!
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

    I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


    Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)

    Dad,
    I am sorry. But you need to be fired.
    Child Protective Services? Hullo?
    American cheese and oleomargarine?
    You gave that to a healthy, growing child?
    You could stunt her taste buds forever -- not to mention the lack of proper nutrients.
    Move over and let mom make the lunch from now on. Please.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

    I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.

    LOL...Awww...poor guy!

    She has other, more redeeming qualities. Besides, I never dated a woman who could out cook me.
  • Owsla135
    Owsla135 Posts: 350 Member
    I need my e-head examined...took me 6 pages to have the time to realize this was a dy/dx of the "are men wired to cheat" thread.

    No wonder this one hasn't been ****-canned yet.

    Better late than never. ; )
  • xnikkixsikkix
    xnikkixsikkix Posts: 64
    I do make some damned amazing sammies, especially when they involve beef and cheese.
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    To the women on this thread....oh, what a breath of fresh air! All of you! I'm loving this thread. If I could line each of you up single file I would totally make sammiches for ya! True story. And I make a MEAN mother fkg sammich...all kinds. From grilled chicken pesto w/roasted red peppers to PB and Marshmallow creme...I rock a toaster like no other!

    Faith in humanity restored to level 9,000!!!
  • crw72209
    crw72209 Posts: 169 Member
    You're welcome :happy:
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    You're welcome :happy:

    I just notified the other thread that THIS is the serious thread of the day :wink:
  • CayleyRidgeRunner
    CayleyRidgeRunner Posts: 56 Member
    I do make some damned amazing sammies, especially when they involve beef and cheese.

    Beef and cheese? mmmmmmm...I love it when you talk dirty....and where would you put the bacon? :smile:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Hey, you can make me a sammie anytime! You know, to show your appreciation :bigsmile:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I have mad skills when it comes to making sammiches.
  • emmy3111
    emmy3111 Posts: 482 Member
    Yes. I make great sammiches.
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
    THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN!!!
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