What do men want?

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  • laura_lynn66
    laura_lynn66 Posts: 175
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    they WANT a fairie..they just don't want to BE a fairy :)
  • ethansmug
    ethansmug Posts: 159 Member
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    Didn't read all 5 pages so maybe someone already said this.

    Chris Rock said it best "Feed me, "F" me, Shut the "F" up"

    That's all it takes really.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkKtV81u_VM
  • Williamj
    Williamj Posts: 199 Member
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    I forget who said it but;

    "I wanna beer and I wanna see somethin nekkid"
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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    Seems as though 98% of men could live at home in a basement with their mothers to get homecooked meals, sports package on the tv, buy a blow up doll to pork, shove a vacuum cleaner hose on the end of their *kitten* to get it sucked while drinking beer and that'd be their ideal life.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    ..
  • Angie_1991
    Angie_1991 Posts: 447 Member
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    How about what we women want?
  • christiangandy
    christiangandy Posts: 48 Member
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    we just appreciate honesty
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Honest answer? I just want somebody that is not a B****. Seriously. That is my requirement.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    Always looking sharp.
    Smelling great.
    Sex whenever he wants it.
    Making dinner, all meals really, but dinner is important. and sammich's whenever he needs one
    And, dont talk when sports are on tv.
    and, keep the house clean.

    I mean, that's it. you do those things, and he'll be the happiest man on earth.

    ^^^This!!!

    I'll just add: If children are in the picture, stay home and raise them. Don't hand them off to someone else to do all the dirty work. If you raise them right, they'll turn out to be good adults.

    That's all a woman ever needs to do to keep her man happy. The men can do the rest.

    So you're saying the woman shouldn't work?

    Yes.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    So are all of yall tryin' to say that men don't need anything emotionally?

    emotionally its more like insurance we need it when something happens, most men are just happy to have a woman

    So why do men ever leave their mothers?

    ^ As evidenced by some replies in this thread, some men don't, and therefore expect their girlfriend/wife to instantly do everything for them.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Always looking sharp.
    Smelling great.
    Sex whenever he wants it.
    Making dinner, all meals really, but dinner is important. and sammich's whenever he needs one
    And, dont talk when sports are on tv.
    and, keep the house clean.

    I mean, that's it. you do those things, and he'll be the happiest man on earth.

    ^^^This!!!

    I'll just add: If children are in the picture, stay home and raise them. Don't hand them off to someone else to do all the dirty work. If you raise them right, they'll turn out to be good adults.

    That's all a woman ever needs to do to keep her man happy. The men can do the rest.

    So you're saying the woman shouldn't work?

    Yes.

    A little behind the times much?
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
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    Always looking sharp.
    Smelling great.
    Sex whenever he wants it.
    Making dinner, all meals really, but dinner is important. and sammich's whenever he needs one
    And, dont talk when sports are on tv.
    and, keep the house clean.

    I mean, that's it. you do those things, and he'll be the happiest man on earth.

    ^^^This!!!

    I'll just add: If children are in the picture, stay home and raise them. Don't hand them off to someone else to do all the dirty work. If you raise them right, they'll turn out to be good adults.

    That's all a woman ever needs to do to keep her man happy. The men can do the rest.

    So you're saying the woman shouldn't work?

    Yes.

    A little behind the times much?

    ^ Nah, not a little. A lot. Unfortunately misogynistic views like this are common.
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
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    Well since you're asking, I'd really like a sandwich.

    Thanks.
  • mdtuba5
    mdtuba5 Posts: 6 Member
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    Most Simply - Women want to be loved by their spouse...Men want to be Respected by their spouse.

    And Sex.

    And Dinner.

    With Sex afterward.
  • ethansmug
    ethansmug Posts: 159 Member
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    How about what we women want?



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  • tourettte
    tourettte Posts: 142 Member
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    I gave up on figuring that out. The one I'm keeping is the one that can put up with me :)
  • pants77
    pants77 Posts: 185 Member
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    The vast majority of men do not want high maintenance ladies.

    Ladies, if you're going to insist on being high maintenance, you should be prepared to justify it. He's going to need a lot of convincing to believe it's worth the effort.

    You know what I mean....
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
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    Im still waiting for my sandwich...
  • banshishi
    banshishi Posts: 197
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    They want their egos stroking, their sacks emptying and belly's kept full.
  • laura_lynn66
    laura_lynn66 Posts: 175
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    Im still waiting for my sandwich...

    you're too easy..........

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