If you died tonight in your sleep....

NormalSaneFLGuy
NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
what are the two most embarrassing things that people would find in your home(drawers, closets, under the bed, etc) when they go through all of your stuff?
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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    wouldnt you like to know...........muahhhahahahahahahhahahahh (sinister laugh):smokin:
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    1EVILANDGOOD-1.jpg

    wouldnt you like to know...........muahhhahahahahahahhahahahh (sinister laugh):smokin:

    yes I would.... now share! =D
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    you people are no fun.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    theyed find the well in my basement.........................:sick:
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    theyed find the well in my basement.........................:sick:

    they'll find this in my bathroom

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    where are thier top halves, in the stahls?
  • StyxxandStones
    StyxxandStones Posts: 120
    Everything in my nightstand and a USB flash drive of some... Stuff.
  • Kaydoggie
    Kaydoggie Posts: 98 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Everything in my nightstand and a USB flash drive of some... Stuff.

    usb drive of cheesecake recipes?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    lol leave a note for the emt?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    where are thier top halves, in the stahls?

    correcto friendo!
  • missymoga
    missymoga Posts: 217 Member
    I dont now about embarrassing but one would be my paintings, they are very personal to me. The 2nd would be my collection of adult toys.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.

    Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.
  • StyxxandStones
    StyxxandStones Posts: 120
    Everything in my nightstand and a USB flash drive of some... Stuff.

    usb drive of cheesecake recipes?

    We could go with that... But I'm more concerned about the stuff with the suffix .img
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.

    Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.

    lol how are handweights embarrassing?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails
  • BenChase
    BenChase Posts: 169
    i would have to say probably some old poetry from highschool times, and some un-used condoms that will expire sometime next year, which implies i've had them a while hahaha, and that's only because i'm assuming no one in my family would be smart enough to find some hidden files i have :wink: but i would be dead, so it wouldn't really be that embarassing now would it?
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    I have some porn hidden through a few folders in my laptop and my browser history might cause me to turn red if I wasn't dead.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
    Nothing. I have no secrets. It'd be embarrassing how little they found and how little they cared.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:

    lol you delete everything every single night?
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
    A folder on my computer would probably be best left unfound as it contains gifts from my wife! Other then that some old writings but my penmanship is so bad I doubt anyone could read any of it anyway...
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
    Prob the 2 toys in my side table :smokin:

    ^^^This^^^ AND an old videotape where I was unaware I was being recorded sitting on the couch yelling at my daughter and picking my nose.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    honestly, you would find my house in tact with lovely family pictures and trinkets

    .....but my room would be mysteriously burnt down to the ground with nothing but ashes...and MAYBE a couple melted batteries and lots of ashes, i forgot to mention the ashes

    did i mention the ashes?
  • Faericn_Rising
    Faericn_Rising Posts: 235
    I never thought about this before. I think ill be putting some protocol into place with my 2 best friends. Holy Mike.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
    Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.

    Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.

    lol how are handweights embarrassing?

    Haha...I don't know. You said come up with two things! And I don't really use them as weights, I use them for TV reception.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
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