If you died tonight in your sleep....

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  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.

    ouch!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    This is why I took all my toys to my "friend's" house! But then we stopped seeing each other and I never went back for them. After my daughter found the porno I had hidden under a tampon box, I got rid of that, too. I deleted everything out of my e-mail, so I think I'm all set, unless they break into my photobucket account. :wink:
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I just want someone to put my phone somewhere safe for me so when I'm re-incarnated I can find it.

    There's some good stuff on there!!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    This is why I took all my toys to my "friend's" house! But then we stopped seeing each other and I never went back for them. After my daughter found the porno I had hidden under a tampon box, I got rid of that, too. I deleted everything out of my e-mail, so I think I'm all set, unless they break into my photobucket account. :wink:

    lol well now people have motivation to break into it...
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    My naughty drawer...hahaha
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?

    Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:

    =D you know where to find me!

    :indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?

    Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:

    =D you know where to find me!

    :indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?
    serious as a heart attack.
  • bradphil87
    bradphil87 Posts: 617 Member
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    I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....

    he can't.

    but I know a guy for $50.
  • bradphil87
    bradphil87 Posts: 617 Member
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    I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....

    he can't.

    but I know a guy for $50.
    Ghost brad for the loss...alright let me go to the bank...lol
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....

    he can't.

    but I know a guy for $50.
    Ghost brad for the loss...alright let me go to the bank...lol
    my guy only accepts payment in pesos.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?

    Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:

    =D you know where to find me!

    :indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?
    serious as a heart attack.

    :huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    :huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!

    *checks mailbox*

    hmmm. it's empty?
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    :huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!

    *checks mailbox*

    hmmm. it's empty?

    why,yes,yes it is.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    :huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!

    *checks mailbox*

    hmmm. it's empty?

    why,yes,yes it is.

    the power of hogwarts compells you!
  • misslindseylou
    misslindseylou Posts: 141 Member
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    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.

    ouch!

    I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*
  • tinamatteson
    tinamatteson Posts: 125 Member
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    I feel embarrassed of some piles of papers that I keep meaning to deal with...and lots of photos and memorabilia that I keep meaning to scrapbook but will probably NEVER get around to. And, I hardly ever clean behind my refrigerator. I'm sure it's pretty dirty back there. On the surface my house LOOKS really clean and organized (and my friends often comment on that) but the reality of it is I have a few hidden messy areas.
  • ashleyconstantine
    ashleyconstantine Posts: 73 Member
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    Bedside drawer table... And there is that video... been meaning to get rid of that.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.

    ouch!

    I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*

    you need one of those covert models that people don't realize is a toy cuz it looks like a flashlight, back massager, or bull riding simulator.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    :huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!

    *checks mailbox*

    hmmm. it's empty?

    why,yes,yes it is.

    the power of hogwarts compells you!

    Jelous of my mad spell casting skills?

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