If you died tonight in your sleep....
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I can't even begin to make a list.
But it will be slightly shorter once I throw a thing or two away...0 -
Nothing embarrassing here. Maybe I should print out that short story I wrote and frame it. Just incase. It would surely cause a few raised eyebrows.0
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Old love letters in the closet and dirty underwear in the hamper. I'm not that wild...0
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all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....0
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Probably my hit list and gun stash.0
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Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh
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If found dead; anyonbe who attempts to access my computer or phone without proper passwords would find that they have dumped all harddrive files and initiated complete harddrive scrubs {even if the batteries are removed they will not stop}.
I do not have any hard copies of any women who have disrobed and I do not find the entertainment value of Pornography. As a guy I have no sex toys either.0 -
all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?0 -
:blushing: Everything in my nightstand. EVERYTHING! and someone please destroy my laptop and cell phone.0
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If found dead; anyonbe who attempts to access my computer or phone without proper passwords would find that they have dumped all harddrive files and initiated complete harddrive scrubs {even if the batteries are removed they will not stop}.
I do not have any hard copies of any women who have disrobed and I do not find the entertainment value of Pornography. As a guy I have no sex toys either.
spen less time scrubbing and more time buying toys.0 -
Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh
or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!0 -
Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh
or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!
haha good call on that 0 -
I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.0
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I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.
thank god for hidden dungeons0 -
Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh
or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!
haha good call on that
i know! lol, i probally just saved your porn collection! yay me!0 -
I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.
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A Milli Vanilli CD.
*cough* don't be ridiculous it was on cassette tape and, I accidently left it in New Zealand.0 -
I have something in a shoe box in my closet that my fiance' got for me, but I don't use it. I think I better get rid of it just in case. I'd die (no pun intended) if my mom or kids found it!0
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I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?0 -
oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:
wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha0 -
I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"0 -
oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:
wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha
lol time to keep things in a safe place... with a lock and exposive...0 -
I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao0 -
I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao
we have lots of them in florida. lots.
I've never gone in the theaters, but I know the stores very well.
lots of orgies/group sex go on from what I hear...0 -
a rubber vagina and a dating for dummies book0
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Eeeeekkkk all sorts of naughty things that I can't talk about! :blushing: My best friend has orders to delete my browsing history on my computer!
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I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao
we have lots of them in florida. lots.
I've never gone in the theaters, but I know the stores very well.
lots of orgies/group sex go on from what I hear...
WOW!0 -
oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:
wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha
lol time to keep things in a safe place... with a lock and exposive...
yes.. thanks for the advice! lol0 -
Going to echo what a lot of people are saying here: my trove of "toys" (especially the massive, reasonably life-like... you know where I'm going with this), and my internet history and downloads (that's not just sex stuff, by the way. I'm surprisingly guarded about some of my interests that other people wouldn't be embarrassed by).0
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My mom found some of my porn when I moved out and forgot THAT stash. I am not embarrassed by any of it, though my zombie porn will probably raise a few eyebrows! And my drawers... And that one travel case. I need to stop buying stuff... lol0
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