If you died tonight in your sleep....
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As I would be leaving behind my Wife, there would be nothing she is unaware of.
If we were to perish together, there would be nothing I would be embarrassed about, partly because the sexual toys in my home simply indicate we were sexually active and enjoyed ourselves, partly because I am old enough not to really care what other people think.
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Even tho I quit smoking the funny stuff a few years back, I still keep a small stash, but its in the garage.
Hey, maybe tonight would be a good night to......0 -
Messages on my phone from a certain pervert..... And then my underwear.....0
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...0 -
Everything in my nightstand and a USB flash drive of some... Stuff.
this.0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty
especially if they don't wash it after0 -
My binders full of women.0
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty
especially if they don't wash it after
*kitten* just got serious...0 -
Dirty laundry and like everyone else: toys
What are these toys everone keeps speaking of? I'm sure I have no idea.
Mine would be a flash drive with photos from a shoot that involved lemonade, vodka, some red heels, handcuffs, black leather jacket, a good friend, her photog boyfriend, and not much else. Yea, they're hot! Actually, my mom, my aunt, and numerous good friends have already seen them.0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance
bahahaha!!0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance
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Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:
lol you delete everything every single night?
Well on the nights that i look at "fun stuff", which is about every other night :blushing:
feel free to send me a private message and list of recommended links =D
Someone needs to learn about InPrivate browsing, aka Incognito browsing, aka Private Browsing...no cookies, no history...no need to delete.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.0
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Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Do you have a brother? Put everything in a box with his name on it. i.e. "Mark's stuff" whenever you go out of town. They'll think the box is his. Problem solved.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween
Put your dad's name on it then.0
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