If you died tonight in your sleep....
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I THINK I'm Boring! Got Nuthin', Hate Porn and Sex Toys...Like sex with a committed Partner. Only other thing is My Journal with entries hatin' on Myself before I lost weight, NOW that's BRUTAL!!!0
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Haha...I don't know. You said come up with two things! And I don't really use them as weights, I use them for TV reception.Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.
Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.
lol how are handweights embarrassing?
lol that's silly. That's like MacGyver being embarrassed about havng paperclips.0 -
I THINK I'm Boring! Got Nuthin', Hate Porn and Sex Toys...Like sex with a committed Partner. Only other thing is My Journal with entries hatin' on Myself before I lost weight, NOW that's BRUTAL!!!
yea. you are boring.0 -
My only concern would be the devastation of leaving my husband & 4 little kids - they are way too young to lose their Mummy.0
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and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?0 -
My only concern would be the devastation of leaving my husband & 4 little kids - they are way too young to lose their Mummy.
Sincerely,
Buzz Killington0 -
and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.0 -
Dirty laundry and like everyone else: toys0
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and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:
=D you know where to find me!0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!0 -
This is why I took all my toys to my "friend's" house! But then we stopped seeing each other and I never went back for them. After my daughter found the porno I had hidden under a tampon box, I got rid of that, too. I deleted everything out of my e-mail, so I think I'm all set, unless they break into my photobucket account.
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I just want someone to put my phone somewhere safe for me so when I'm re-incarnated I can find it.
There's some good stuff on there!!0 -
This is why I took all my toys to my "friend's" house! But then we stopped seeing each other and I never went back for them. After my daughter found the porno I had hidden under a tampon box, I got rid of that, too. I deleted everything out of my e-mail, so I think I'm all set, unless they break into my photobucket account.
lol well now people have motivation to break into it...0 -
My naughty drawer...hahaha0
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and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:
=D you know where to find me!
:indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?0 -
serious as a heart attack.and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:
=D you know where to find me!
:indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?0 -
I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....0
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I hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....
he can't.
but I know a guy for $50.0 -
Ghost brad for the loss...alright let me go to the bank...lolI hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....
he can't.
but I know a guy for $50.0 -
my guy only accepts payment in pesos.
Ghost brad for the loss...alright let me go to the bank...lolI hope that ghost brad can smash an iPhone....
he can't.
but I know a guy for $50.0 -
serious as a heart attack.and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:
=D you know where to find me!
:indifferent: -gulp- your serious about this arnt you?
:huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!0 -
:huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!
*checks mailbox*
hmmm. it's empty?0 -
:huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!
*checks mailbox*
hmmm. it's empty?
why,yes,yes it is.0 -
:huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!
*checks mailbox*
hmmm. it's empty?
why,yes,yes it is.
the power of hogwarts compells you!0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*0 -
I feel embarrassed of some piles of papers that I keep meaning to deal with...and lots of photos and memorabilia that I keep meaning to scrapbook but will probably NEVER get around to. And, I hardly ever clean behind my refrigerator. I'm sure it's pretty dirty back there. On the surface my house LOOKS really clean and organized (and my friends often comment on that) but the reality of it is I have a few hidden messy areas.0
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Bedside drawer table... And there is that video... been meaning to get rid of that.0
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My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*
you need one of those covert models that people don't realize is a toy cuz it looks like a flashlight, back massager, or bull riding simulator.0 -
:huh: -drops soda- Oh *kitten*!
*checks mailbox*
hmmm. it's empty?
why,yes,yes it is.
the power of hogwarts compells you!
Jelous of my mad spell casting skills?0
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