If you died tonight in your sleep....

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  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!
  • GhotiandTchoghs
    GhotiandTchoghs Posts: 15
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    Nothing. I have no secrets. It'd be embarrassing how little they found and how little they cared.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:

    lol you delete everything every single night?
  • dr2k12
    dr2k12 Posts: 291 Member
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    A folder on my computer would probably be best left unfound as it contains gifts from my wife! Other then that some old writings but my penmanship is so bad I doubt anyone could read any of it anyway...
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
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    Prob the 2 toys in my side table :smokin:

    ^^^This^^^ AND an old videotape where I was unaware I was being recorded sitting on the couch yelling at my daughter and picking my nose.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    honestly, you would find my house in tact with lovely family pictures and trinkets

    .....but my room would be mysteriously burnt down to the ground with nothing but ashes...and MAYBE a couple melted batteries and lots of ashes, i forgot to mention the ashes

    did i mention the ashes?
  • Faericn_Rising
    Faericn_Rising Posts: 235
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    I never thought about this before. I think ill be putting some protocol into place with my 2 best friends. Holy Mike.
  • stinkpurty
    stinkpurty Posts: 148
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    Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.

    Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.

    lol how are handweights embarrassing?

    Haha...I don't know. You said come up with two things! And I don't really use them as weights, I use them for TV reception.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....

    and delete my messages on my phone and delete my harddrive on my computer!

    Please and thank you!

    and all emails

    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I THINK I'm Boring! Got Nuthin', Hate Porn and Sex Toys...Like sex with a committed Partner. Only other thing is My Journal with entries hatin' on Myself before I lost weight, NOW that's BRUTAL!!!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else. And then, there are some handweights sitting on top of my antenna box because they help TV channels come in better.

    Luckily, tonight there are no empty liquor bottles.

    lol how are handweights embarrassing?
    Haha...I don't know. You said come up with two things! And I don't really use them as weights, I use them for TV reception.

    lol that's silly. That's like MacGyver being embarrassed about havng paperclips.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I THINK I'm Boring! Got Nuthin', Hate Porn and Sex Toys...Like sex with a committed Partner. Only other thing is My Journal with entries hatin' on Myself before I lost weight, NOW that's BRUTAL!!!

    yea. you are boring.
  • leejayem
    leejayem Posts: 120 Member
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    My only concern would be the devastation of leaving my husband & 4 little kids - they are way too young to lose their Mummy.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    My only concern would be the devastation of leaving my husband & 4 little kids - they are way too young to lose their Mummy.

    Sincerely,
    Buzz Killington
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?

    Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:
  • misslindseylou
    misslindseylou Posts: 141 Member
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    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
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    Dirty laundry and like everyone else: toys
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    and, throw away my slutty dress in the closet! my mother would have a heartattack!

    we may need pics to determine how slutty that dress really is.

    Keep dreamin:laugh: :bigsmile:

    what if I promise to "sanitize" your home after you die?

    Hmm,i'll think about it? ...maybe.:glasses:

    =D you know where to find me!

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