If you died tonight in your sleep....
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I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"0 -
oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:
wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha
lol time to keep things in a safe place... with a lock and exposive...0 -
I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao0 -
I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao
we have lots of them in florida. lots.
I've never gone in the theaters, but I know the stores very well.
lots of orgies/group sex go on from what I hear...0 -
a rubber vagina and a dating for dummies book0
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Eeeeekkkk all sorts of naughty things that I can't talk about! :blushing: My best friend has orders to delete my browsing history on my computer!
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I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
how huge?
I want one of those just for the novelty of it.
Ever been to adult stores that have theaters? It's funny watching guys walk in an get 2 squirts in their hans on the way back. They will even advertise "free lube with theater admission"
WOW! now this i have to see! lmao
we have lots of them in florida. lots.
I've never gone in the theaters, but I know the stores very well.
lots of orgies/group sex go on from what I hear...
WOW!0 -
oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:
wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha
lol time to keep things in a safe place... with a lock and exposive...
yes.. thanks for the advice! lol0 -
Going to echo what a lot of people are saying here: my trove of "toys" (especially the massive, reasonably life-like... you know where I'm going with this), and my internet history and downloads (that's not just sex stuff, by the way. I'm surprisingly guarded about some of my interests that other people wouldn't be embarrassed by).0
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My mom found some of my porn when I moved out and forgot THAT stash. I am not embarrassed by any of it, though my zombie porn will probably raise a few eyebrows! And my drawers... And that one travel case. I need to stop buying stuff... lol0
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
Lol. Top shelf of my closet! And my phone. Someone needs to have my wipe my phone password. Lol0 -
I single note that would say I'm not done and I wasted most of the time I was given.0
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The murder weapon I used to kill some randoms on an internet forum would be embarrasing. Its lucky you cant prosecute the dead though0
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theyed find the well in my basement.........................:sick:
SICKEST Halloween costume ever. Well played. (Also my favorite horror movie so I'm a little biased.) :drinker:0 -
The murder weapon I used to kill some randoms on an internet forum would be embarrasing. Its lucky you cant prosecute the dead though
what's embarrassing about that?
hell, I'll buy you bullets.0 -
Nothing... because I recently cleaned my room and my computer is brand new, so all incriminating evidence is gone!
How convenient. LOL!0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
Mine did too! I think my browser history would scare them though.0 -
A shiny pink-and-silver hookah (unused) in my closet.
TONS of dust bunnies under my bed.
That's about it.
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Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else.
OMG, fabulous idea!!!!! thank you!!!! Lol0 -
TONIGHT! Crud... I'd have to move some bodies, er, somebody, um... can we make it next week sometime?0
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