If you died tonight in your sleep....

Options
12467…10

Replies

  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
    Options
    I can't even begin to make a list.

    But it will be slightly shorter once I throw a thing or two away...
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Options
    Nothing embarrassing here. Maybe I should print out that short story I wrote and frame it. Just incase. It would surely cause a few raised eyebrows.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Options
    Old love letters in the closet and dirty underwear in the hamper. I'm not that wild...
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    Options
    all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Options
    Probably my hit list and gun stash.
  • Nickf887
    Nickf887 Posts: 157
    Options
    Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh ;)
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Options
    If found dead; anyonbe who attempts to access my computer or phone without proper passwords would find that they have dumped all harddrive files and initiated complete harddrive scrubs {even if the batteries are removed they will not stop}.
    I do not have any hard copies of any women who have disrobed and I do not find the entertainment value of Pornography. As a guy I have no sex toys either.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Options
    all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....

    how huge?
  • PhoebesFit
    PhoebesFit Posts: 29
    Options
    :blushing: Everything in my nightstand. EVERYTHING! and someone please destroy my laptop and cell phone.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Options
    If found dead; anyonbe who attempts to access my computer or phone without proper passwords would find that they have dumped all harddrive files and initiated complete harddrive scrubs {even if the batteries are removed they will not stop}.
    I do not have any hard copies of any women who have disrobed and I do not find the entertainment value of Pornography. As a guy I have no sex toys either.

    spen less time scrubbing and more time buying toys.
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Options
    Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh ;)

    or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
    yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!
  • Nickf887
    Nickf887 Posts: 157
    Options
    Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh ;)

    or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
    yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!

    haha good call on that ;)
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Options
    I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Options
    I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.

    thank god for hidden dungeons
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Options
    Well probably a few videos on my phone ... uh oh ;)

    or you can get the hide my videos/photo's app, it had a passcode and it uses a different icon that doesnt look so suspicious!
    yay for smart phones and perverted app inventers that help you hide your stuff too!!

    haha good call on that ;)

    i know! lol, i probally just saved your porn collection! yay me!
  • PhoebesFit
    PhoebesFit Posts: 29
    Options
    I don't think there would be enough time in the world to remove all my goodies before someone discovered them.

    lol
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    Options
    A Milli Vanilli CD.

    *cough* don't be ridiculous it was on cassette tape and, I accidently left it in New Zealand.
  • lamos1
    lamos1 Posts: 167 Member
    Options
    I have something in a shoe box in my closet that my fiance' got for me, but I don't use it. I think I better get rid of it just in case. I'd die (no pun intended) if my mom or kids found it!
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Options
    all of my naked photos of myself and my huge bottle of lube....hahahaha....

    how huge?
    I hear it's actually one of those 5 gallon water bottles filled with lube.
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    Options
    oh my............. I just hope they skip that drawer at the bottom, please, do NOT open the drawer at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blushing: :noway:

    wait!!, and that drawer i have in the closet as well!!, and my camera, oh my camera!, i better get rid of that sd card hahahaha

Categories