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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
Do you pee standing up or sitting down??
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  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    in my house, i pee sitting down.


    don't judge me.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Depends...
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Both. I like to mix it up. Keep 'em guessing.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    in my house, i pee sitting down.


    don't judge me.

    if done for the purpose of eliminating splatter and keeping stuff clean, then I approve!
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    Neither. I pee by lifting one leg up and letting it fly
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Standing up while swiveling my hips in a clockwise motion.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....


    No.

    If it was a leg day the day before...I sit. If I'm tired, I sit. Sometimes you dont even know what it's going to be...so sitting is a safe choice...

    Also, sometimes in the umm morning...then position is quite important. *cough*
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    my ex sat. this shoulda been a sign.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Both. I like to mix it up. Keep 'em guessing.

    The potty ghosts?

    It would sure stink to die and become a potty ghost.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
    tumblr_lu1nqyUNaO1qzz46zo1_250.gif
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    If I'm brushing my teeth.....
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    Depends on what I am peeing on....
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    didnt read the replies and i hope i dont lose any friends for this, but when im on home turf, i sit down. i think its a cleanliness thing for me...either that or im just a *****. lol
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    in my house, i pee sitting down.


    don't judge me.
    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

    LMAO
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Depending on if a number 2 is involved.
  • lour441
    lour441 Posts: 543 Member
    I make sure I have an empty Snapple bottle available so I never have to stand up.
  • jonnyrosko
    jonnyrosko Posts: 30 Member
    I sit the morning after a night of drinking. That's like a marathon pee session for me and my balance is usually not the greatest at the time.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I climb the walls like Spiderman
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I don't always piss sitting down... but when I do... I make it look good.
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
    Sorry for the incomplete answer. Depends on what OR WHO I am peeing on....
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

    You're welcome.
  • jefedesalto
    jefedesalto Posts: 154 Member
    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I gotta be honest. Men who pee sitting freaks me out.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Always standing up....unless it's the middle of the night and you don't feel like turning on the lights or if you are taking a crap.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
    tumblr_lu1nqyUNaO1qzz46zo1_250.gif

    That's my butt after too many (see: 1) volcano tacos at Taco Bell.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

    You're welcome.

    sitter... he's a SITTER! *LOL*
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I'll answer on behalf of my DH. He normally pees standing up, but will sit down if it will give him a break from DOMS, is the middle of the night (infrequent), or if he's watching TV because you can see the TV from our downstairs bathroom when sitting down.
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