Men, suddenly I need to know...
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Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
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Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
I've seen this before but it had a different name. Still wouldn't want to do it!
Shower peeing is fine with me!0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.
* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.0 -
why would i sit to pee? and why would you have a need to know would you like to come hold it while I pee?0
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... would you like to come hold it while I pee?
Pervert.0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.
* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.
I've seen it done before...pretty impressive really. Alcohol is a heluva drug...0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.
* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.
..."AT A BIKER RALLY"....0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...
Does it work? I must know. This is serious because after all, pee is part of my name!0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...
Wow. I'd be so freaked out and confused if I saw my wife peeing standing up and I didn't know about this.0 -
Holy Sh1t, I'm rolling!!
1) Sitting down with wood?! That's a battle I'm not willing to fight with myself.
2) Doesn't everyone pee in the shower?
3) Peeing in the dark is like playin pin the tail on the donkey but with sound. I'll never sit down!!0 -
Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:
A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...
Does it work? I must know. This is serious because after all, pee is part of my name!
I never tried it... I don't really want to walk out of a women's stall with a urine dripping washable pink silicone cup in my hands... in a restroom full of women. Then explain to them all how much more awesome it is to p*ss into a plastic funnel while holding your girly parts rather than simply sitting down or squatting.
I just said "Nah... I'm good the old fashioned way."0 -
Don't forget the Stadium Gal or Stadium Pal!0 -
Don't forget the Stadium Gal or Stadium Pal!
In my office, we are going to great lengths to ensure that our boss does not know of this device. If he discovers it, we will never be able to leave our desks.0 -
I sit down to pee at someone else's house, or when I'm drunk.0
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Whyyyyyyy is this evn a thread?! LMBO!0
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I will answer for my DH- I have been informed men do not sit to pee in the middle of the night because there is a hgih risk of falling asleep on the pot! He says this why evolution has made men to stand and pee!!0
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I don't always piss sitting down... but when I do... I make it look good.
hahahah! I'm dyingggg!0 -
Be careful in the dark....
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/m-python-emerges-from-10th-floor-toilet/story-e6frflri-1111116686937
Rats have been known to pop out of toilets, too.0 -
I always stand, unless I'm reading. When I read I turn backwards, so I can rest the book on the tank. Much more relaxing that way.
My ex peed standing up. She didn't have one of those pink gizmos, either.0 -
The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....
THIS...and if you wipe with toilet paper, you are not a man.0 -
I have never laughed so hard, because its true. My hubby puts his hand on the wall too. Obviously all 5 of my sons stand up in their bathroom because I have to bleach it daily. None of them are allowed to use my bathroom in my bedroom.0
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I will answer for my DH- I have been informed men do not sit to pee in the middle of the night because there is a hgih risk of falling asleep on the pot! He says this why evolution has made men to stand and pee!!
Never thought of it that way, while I stand there swaying and trying to concentrate on not peeing all over the bowl or floor!! AWESOME0 -
standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
LMAO
Love this thread.0 -
Be careful in the dark....
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/m-python-emerges-from-10th-floor-toilet/story-e6frflri-1111116686937
Rats have been known to pop out of toilets, too.
But to be fair, that's Australia. All manner of murderous things jumping out of toilets there.0 -
Um...let me check <looking at crotch>....Yes, I still have a penis and thus I pee standing up.0
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I concur with Robin on all points she has made in this thread.0
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I gotta be honest. Men who pee sitting freaks me out.
ME too.0 -
Standing up while swiveling my hips in a clockwise motion.
LOL! I just had a vision of Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber!
I stand. It takes too long to pull my pants down, sit, then pull them back up.
I'm a busy man.0 -
Standing up while swiveling my hips in a clockwise motion.
Wha...wait. Are we married? Do you flush while you're still peeing to??0
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