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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.

    I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Depending on if a number 2 is involved.

    ^^
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
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    Killing time at work, I'll sit. Waking up in the middle of the night, so "out of it" I can't stand up, I'll sit. The rest of the time I'll stand up.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
    As do I.
    Who doesn't.
    The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.

    Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...

    YAY for removable shower heads!!

    Wait..what?
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    A little off topic but...
    I-DON%27T-ALWAYS-****-IN-THE-SHOWER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-DRAIN.jpg
    Stay thirsty my friends.

    I may have just thrown up a little

    OMG! I just got in trouble at work for laughing so loud....damn!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Standing up... unless...

    pee_boner_m_zps0553b64b.jpg


    Pure Genius...
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
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    :noway:
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.

    I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....

    I figured out the trick. I reach my hand forward to stabilize myself against the wall behin the toilet and lean over at an angle. If you can't angle the missile, angle the launcher.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    Maybe I need a bigger toilet, but peeing while sitting with wood is a physical impossibility.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!

    Did that once on a bet. FYI, the max you are getting is two shots per pair.
  • Nwalters113
    Nwalters113 Posts: 107
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    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....


    No.

    If it was a leg day the day before...I sit. If I'm tired, I sit. Sometimes you dont even know what it's going to be...so sitting is a safe choice...

    Also, sometimes in the umm morning...then position is quite important. *cough*

    LOL - I concur, I sit in the morning, because....well it's morning.

    Wow - and I though women had it rough. I would hate to have to alter my urination habits because it was morning, or mid afternoon, lunch, evening, midnight, whenever the mood was striking.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
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    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.

    I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.

    Sometimes the feedback doesn't start right away then you don't know if you should try leaning forward or back...I hate when I pee on myself.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.

    I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....

    I figured out the trick. I reach my hand forward to stabilize myself against the wall behin the toilet and lean over at an angle. If you can't angle the missile, angle the launcher.

    But my wife put one of those cabinets behind the toilet....nothing to lean on.
  • doug4018
    doug4018 Posts: 130
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    :ohwell:
    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.

    I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.

    LOL - this thread is funny.....ever try the echolocation while still kinda asleep and realize too late that the echo didn't locate soon enough?

    ummm, yeah me neither :embarassed:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.



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  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
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    i squat when i pee, but i'm a female

    it's good for the quads
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    Standing up... unless...

    laughing tears at that one...but I'm not quoting that pic...strike magnet.
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
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    i squat when i pee, but i'm a female

    it's good for the quads

    I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.

    Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
    As do I.
    Who doesn't.
    The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.

    Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...

    YAY for removable shower heads!!

    Wait..what?
    Proof we've been mommies too long. Best stop before we start talkin' poops.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    They have to sit down to pee when they have a..you know..

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