Men, suddenly I need to know...

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  • flabbyjay
    flabbyjay Posts: 95 Member
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    Holy Sh1t, I'm rolling!!

    1) Sitting down with wood?! That's a battle I'm not willing to fight with myself.

    2) Doesn't everyone pee in the shower?

    3) Peeing in the dark is like playin pin the tail on the donkey but with sound. I'll never sit down!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

    Girl-urination-device.jpg

    A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...

    Does it work? I must know. This is serious because after all, pee is part of my name!

    I never tried it... I don't really want to walk out of a women's stall with a urine dripping washable pink silicone cup in my hands... in a restroom full of women. Then explain to them all how much more awesome it is to p*ss into a plastic funnel while holding your girly parts rather than simply sitting down or squatting.

    I just said "Nah... I'm good the old fashioned way."
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    urinary-pouch.jpg

    Don't forget the Stadium Gal or Stadium Pal!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Don't forget the Stadium Gal or Stadium Pal!

    In my office, we are going to great lengths to ensure that our boss does not know of this device. If he discovers it, we will never be able to leave our desks.
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
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    I sit down to pee at someone else's house, or when I'm drunk.
  • veschrim
    veschrim Posts: 9 Member
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    Whyyyyyyy is this evn a thread?! LMBO!
  • breezymom81
    breezymom81 Posts: 499 Member
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    I will answer for my DH- I have been informed men do not sit to pee in the middle of the night because there is a hgih risk of falling asleep on the pot! He says this why evolution has made men to stand and pee!!
  • amberredford
    amberredford Posts: 32 Member
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    I don't always piss sitting down... but when I do... I make it look good.

    hahahah! I'm dyingggg!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Be careful in the dark....

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    http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/m-python-emerges-from-10th-floor-toilet/story-e6frflri-1111116686937

    Rats have been known to pop out of toilets, too.
  • grim_traveller
    grim_traveller Posts: 627 Member
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    I always stand, unless I'm reading. When I read I turn backwards, so I can rest the book on the tank. Much more relaxing that way.

    My ex peed standing up. She didn't have one of those pink gizmos, either.
  • Jimaudit
    Jimaudit Posts: 275
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    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....

    THIS...and if you wipe with toilet paper, you are not a man.
  • Stacyplus5
    Stacyplus5 Posts: 493
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    I have never laughed so hard, because its true. My hubby puts his hand on the wall too. Obviously all 5 of my sons stand up in their bathroom because I have to bleach it daily. None of them are allowed to use my bathroom in my bedroom.
  • Jimaudit
    Jimaudit Posts: 275
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    I will answer for my DH- I have been informed men do not sit to pee in the middle of the night because there is a hgih risk of falling asleep on the pot! He says this why evolution has made men to stand and pee!!

    Never thought of it that way, while I stand there swaying and trying to concentrate on not peeing all over the bowl or floor!! AWESOME
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
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    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    LMAO

    Love this thread.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Be careful in the dark....

    0610245100.jpg

    http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/m-python-emerges-from-10th-floor-toilet/story-e6frflri-1111116686937

    Rats have been known to pop out of toilets, too.

    But to be fair, that's Australia. All manner of murderous things jumping out of toilets there.
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
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    Um...let me check <looking at crotch>....Yes, I still have a penis and thus I pee standing up.
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
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    I concur with Robin on all points she has made in this thread.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    I gotta be honest. Men who pee sitting freaks me out.

    ME too.
  • Slack2ShortGo
    Slack2ShortGo Posts: 74 Member
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    Standing up while swiveling my hips in a clockwise motion.

    LOL! I just had a vision of Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber!

    I stand. It takes too long to pull my pants down, sit, then pull them back up.
    I'm a busy man.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Standing up while swiveling my hips in a clockwise motion.


    Wha...wait. Are we married? Do you flush while you're still peeing to??

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