Men, suddenly I need to know...

n0ob

i squat when i pee, but i'm a female

it's good for the quads

I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.

Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?

Dept. never found out who does it, but at grad. school the girls in my lab would complain about footprints on the lid sometimes.

Im_NotPerfect

why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

THANK YOU.

I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:

As do I.
Who doesn't.
The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.

Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...

YAY for removable shower heads!!

Wait..what?

Proof we've been mommies too long. Best stop before we start talkin' poops.

Wow...being a mommy wasn't the first thing that came to MY mind when I read "Yeay for removable shower heads!".

Whoops....I think I took this in the wrong direction...:blushing:

corn63

i squat when i pee, but i'm a female

it's good for the quads

I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.

Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?

My ex's mother wanted to teach me how to pee standing up. I KID YOU NOT.

BeeElMarvin

Was in a bar once - believe it or not! Standing - taking a wizz - some chick walks in, drops her draws and proceeded to urinate in the male fashion - in the urinal next to me. She thought it hilarious, me - absolutely!

jaxxie

Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

err what


it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.

ROFL! Impressive math!

secretlobster

Both. I like to mix it up. Keep 'em guessing.

I like this, tips on keep a little bit of mystery in your relationship

wrevhn

i squat when i pee, but i'm a female

it's good for the quads

I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.

Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?

My ex's mother wanted to teach me how to pee standing up. I KID YOU NOT.

:laugh: there's a method of TEACHING this to someone? How perzactly does one do such a thing?

and also... umm... AWKWARD lol

zoober

The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....

This. More importantly, though, why in the world do you want to know? And what do you have against original research? :glasses:

_Elemenopee_

Wow...being a mommy wasn't the first thing that came to MY mind when I read "Yeay for removable shower heads!".

Whoops....I think I took this in the wrong direction...:blushing:

Nope, you're good! :blushing:

dukes418

Standing. Nuff said...

AngryDiet

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

_Elemenopee_

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

I've seen this before but it had a different name. Still wouldn't want to do it!

Shower peeing is fine with me!

corn63

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.


* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.

blakejohn

why would i sit to pee? and why would you have a need to know would you like to come hold it while I pee?

AngryDiet

... would you like to come hold it while I pee?

Pervert.

n0ob

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.


* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.

I've seen it done before...pretty impressive really. Alcohol is a heluva drug...

NormalSaneFLGuy

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

There's a way you can maneuver with your fingers*. No need for a go girl.


* I, once again, do not know this from experience. It is from my ex's mother who peed standing up who learned it from another woman at a biker rally.

..."AT A BIKER RALLY"....

odusgolp

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...

_Elemenopee_

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...

Does it work? I must know. This is serious because after all, pee is part of my name!

tomomatic

Now ladies, you too can mark your own territory at home:

A coworker of mine gave us all one of these for Christmas one year...

Wow. I'd be so freaked out and confused if I saw my wife peeing standing up and I didn't know about this.