Men, suddenly I need to know...
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Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing
That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....0 -
Depending on if a number 2 is involved.
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Killing time at work, I'll sit. Waking up in the middle of the night, so "out of it" I can't stand up, I'll sit. The rest of the time I'll stand up.0
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As do I.why on earth would I sit while in the shower?
THANK YOU.
I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.
I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!
I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
Who doesn't.
The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.
Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...
YAY for removable shower heads!!
Wait..what?0 -
A little off topic but...
Stay thirsty my friends.
I may have just thrown up a little
OMG! I just got in trouble at work for laughing so loud....damn!0 -
Standing up... unless...
Pure Genius...0 -
:noway:0
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Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing
That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....
I figured out the trick. I reach my hand forward to stabilize myself against the wall behin the toilet and lean over at an angle. If you can't angle the missile, angle the launcher.0 -
Maybe I need a bigger toilet, but peeing while sitting with wood is a physical impossibility.0
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On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!
Did that once on a bet. FYI, the max you are getting is two shots per pair.0 -
The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....
No.
If it was a leg day the day before...I sit. If I'm tired, I sit. Sometimes you dont even know what it's going to be...so sitting is a safe choice...
Also, sometimes in the umm morning...then position is quite important. *cough*
LOL - I concur, I sit in the morning, because....well it's morning.
Wow - and I though women had it rough. I would hate to have to alter my urination habits because it was morning, or mid afternoon, lunch, evening, midnight, whenever the mood was striking.0 -
The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.
I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.
Sometimes the feedback doesn't start right away then you don't know if you should try leaning forward or back...I hate when I pee on myself.0 -
Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing
That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
I'm so glad I don't have one of those things most days....
I figured out the trick. I reach my hand forward to stabilize myself against the wall behin the toilet and lean over at an angle. If you can't angle the missile, angle the launcher.
But my wife put one of those cabinets behind the toilet....nothing to lean on.0 -
:ohwell:The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.
I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.
LOL - this thread is funny.....ever try the echolocation while still kinda asleep and realize too late that the echo didn't locate soon enough?
ummm, yeah me neither0 -
Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing
That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: 0 -
i squat when i pee, but i'm a female
it's good for the quads0 -
Standing up... unless...
laughing tears at that one...but I'm not quoting that pic...strike magnet.0 -
i squat when i pee, but i'm a female
it's good for the quads
I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.
Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?0 -
Proof we've been mommies too long. Best stop before we start talkin' poops.
As do I.why on earth would I sit while in the shower?
THANK YOU.
I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.
I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!
I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
Who doesn't.
The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.
Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...
YAY for removable shower heads!!
Wait..what?0 -
They have to sit down to pee when they have a..you know..0
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i squat when i pee, but i'm a female
it's good for the quads
I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.
Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?
Dept. never found out who does it, but at grad. school the girls in my lab would complain about footprints on the lid sometimes.0 -
Proof we've been mommies too long. Best stop before we start talkin' poops.
As do I.why on earth would I sit while in the shower?
THANK YOU.
I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.
I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!
I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
Who doesn't.
The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.
Thankfully even after a bath I soap and hose her down again anyway. Taking a bath is actually pretty gross if you think about it. Just swimming/sitting/playing in your own filfth...
YAY for removable shower heads!!
Wait..what?
Wow...being a mommy wasn't the first thing that came to MY mind when I read "Yeay for removable shower heads!".
Whoops....I think I took this in the wrong direction...:blushing:0 -
i squat when i pee, but i'm a female
it's good for the quads
I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.
Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?
My ex's mother wanted to teach me how to pee standing up. I KID YOU NOT.0 -
Was in a bar once - believe it or not! Standing - taking a wizz - some chick walks in, drops her draws and proceeded to urinate in the male fashion - in the urinal next to me. She thought it hilarious, me - absolutely!0
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Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
err what
it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.
ROFL! Impressive math!0 -
Both. I like to mix it up. Keep 'em guessing.
I like this, tips on keep a little bit of mystery in your relationship0 -
i squat when i pee, but i'm a female
it's good for the quads
I've heard tales of gals who pee standing.
Imagine, girls standing, men sitting...whats this world coming to?
My ex's mother wanted to teach me how to pee standing up. I KID YOU NOT.
:laugh: there's a method of TEACHING this to someone? How perzactly does one do such a thing?
and also... umm... AWKWARD lol0 -
The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....
This. More importantly, though, why in the world do you want to know? And what do you have against original research? :glasses:0 -
Wow...being a mommy wasn't the first thing that came to MY mind when I read "Yeay for removable shower heads!".
Whoops....I think I took this in the wrong direction...:blushing:
Nope, you're good! :blushing:0 -
Standing. Nuff said...0
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