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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    I climb the walls like Spiderman
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I don't always piss sitting down... but when I do... I make it look good.
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
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    Sorry for the incomplete answer. Depends on what OR WHO I am peeing on....
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

    You're welcome.
  • jefedesalto
    jefedesalto Posts: 154 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    I gotta be honest. Men who pee sitting freaks me out.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Always standing up....unless it's the middle of the night and you don't feel like turning on the lights or if you are taking a crap.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    That's my butt after too many (see: 1) volcano tacos at Taco Bell.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    This comic was recently brought to my attention in honor of a "sitter"

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down

    You're welcome.

    sitter... he's a SITTER! *LOL*
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I'll answer on behalf of my DH. He normally pees standing up, but will sit down if it will give him a break from DOMS, is the middle of the night (infrequent), or if he's watching TV because you can see the TV from our downstairs bathroom when sitting down.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    THAT'S BECAUSE WE WERE MAKING LOVE AT THE TIME. You are so inconsiderate it's not even funny. I want a divorce.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    err what


    it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    OMG I'm falling off my chair here....:laugh:
  • jefedesalto
    jefedesalto Posts: 154 Member
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    2unvwk0.jpg
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    It depends on how drunk/tired I am and the time of day. If I'm up at 2 am to piss, I'm sitting down. Don't want to wake up enough to have to aim. If I'm drunk, I can't aim very well. So I take a seat. Oddly enough, I always poop standing up.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    I don't like to turn on/off the exhaust fan with the lights so...

    If it's dark in the house, then I'm going to sit down.
    If the sun is up, then I'm going to take aim.

    If it's in the shower, I aim for the drain.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    There really are no words for how much I love you people...

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