Pooping and farting - question
My guy friend at work gets so grossed out when I talk about pooping or farting. It's pretty hilarious, he will sing really loud and plug his ears to drown me out. He said he will end a relationship over a girl farting freely.
My boyfriend on the other hand could care less. We laugh about it.
So guys, do you care if a girl farts or poops around you? Girls, do your boyfriends care?
ETA: she is not pooping on your desk, you are in the bathroom doing your hair and she comes in to poop kinda thing.
My boyfriend on the other hand could care less. We laugh about it.
So guys, do you care if a girl farts or poops around you? Girls, do your boyfriends care?
ETA: she is not pooping on your desk, you are in the bathroom doing your hair and she comes in to poop kinda thing.
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Poops around you? Depends on the situation, if I am in my office at work and some chick walks in and sh!ts on my desk, I may be slightly put off, unless she is really hot.0
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My boyfriend doesn't care at all...we laugh about it as well.
I'm not going to hold my fart in for anyone...better out than in.0 -
So guys, do you care if a girl poops around you?
Define 'around you'. If it was in the middle of the living room I might take objection. If she literally waddled around me encircling me in a ring of excrement then words would probably be exchanged.0 -
I've been dating my boyfriendfor 7 years, and I've never farted in front of him--only when I'm sleeping and he tells me about it the next day! He doesn't care though. If I have to poop, I will tell him I have to...he never makes a big deal out of it, he just stares at me like I'm kidding hahaha.0
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg.Poops around you? Depends on the situation, if I am in my office at work and some chick walks in and sh!ts on my desk, I may be slightly put off, unless she is really hot.0 -
I don't give a *kitten*...0
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As long as the two acts are kept separate, I'm okay with it. Sharting is another issue altogether.0
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haha well, I try not to poop around my boyfriend, but if he ventures into the bathroom while I'm in there and hits the invisible wall, that's not my problem.
And he farts all the time, it's the loving thing to reciprocate so he's not alone. I'm really strengthening our relationship by doing so.0 -
I also have conversations with him in the next room (sometimes while he is in the bathroom with me) while I'm pooping.0
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I also have conversations with him in the next room (sometimes while he is in the bathroom with me) while I'm pooping.
See, now that's true love!0 -
*kitten* happens.
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I guess I just don't understand how you can share every bit of your life with your significant other but then act like you don't do something that every human and animal on the planet does....0
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I like to think there should always be a little mystery in a relationship. That mystery would be farting and pooping.0
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As long as the two acts are kept separate, I'm okay with it. Sharting is another issue altogether.
:laugh: But what if she's hot?!0 -
Dude, my husband has wiped my *kitten* when I couldn't wipe it for myself (food poisoning). I prefer he not walk into the bathroom while I'm dropping a deuce but he still does - and he'll brush his teeth (eww). Poop conversation always rates high in our household (we have an almost 10 yo boy). And have you ever farted during sex? Ohhh gosh, is that ever funny. Especially during oral. :bigsmile:
I'm just so glad to have someone with whom I feel so incredibly comfortable to be myself around...and who loves me no less for it.0 -
I have never pooped in front of my husband. I have farted in front of him (married for almost 11 years and been together for over 12). I just say excuse me and we move on. He does the same thing.
My question to the ladies is would you change your tampon in front of your b/f or husband?0 -
I don't give a *kitten*...0
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In my world, girls don't poop or fart.0
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If there are two girls then it becomes a different matter entirely. Especially if they have a cup.0
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I don't poop, I detox0
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I'm just so glad to have someone with whom I feel so incredibly comfortable to be myself around...and who loves me no less for it.
That's how I feel a relationship should be.0 -
So guys, do you care if a girl poops around you?
Define 'around you'. If it was in the middle of the living room I might take objection. If she literally waddled around me encircling me in a ring of excrement then words would probably be exchanged.
Just busted out laughing in a meeting0 -
I have never pooped in front of my husband. I have farted in front of him (married for almost 11 years and been together for over 12). I just say excuse me and we move on. He does the same thing.
My question to the ladies is would you change your tampon in front of your b/f or husband?
I'm not even gonna go there. I already lost enough points on the hotness scale with my OP.0 -
I've been dating my boyfriendfor 7 years, and I've never farted in front of him--only when I'm sleeping and he tells me about it the next day! He doesn't care though. If I have to poop, I will tell him I have to...he never makes a big deal out of it, he just stares at me like I'm kidding hahaha.
7 years and you've never farted in front of him? That is... odd.0 -
My husband and I have dutch oven contests. We regularly have conversations while one of us is going to the bathroom.
He witnessed the birth of our child. I think at this point, anything is on the table.0 -
I'm real uptight about that. It's a good thing we're currently long distance. I'll go a whole visit with him without going.
FINALLY it had to stop. So now I tell him I have to "go downstairs to change my socks" it works well.
Unless I really just have to change my socks, not poop.0 -
In my world, girls don't poop or fart.
And, what color is the sky in that world?
Been married 15 years and we have 3 kids, 2 of them girls. I have seen things, that cannot be unseen. Let me tell you, girls poop. OMG do they poop. I have cleaned things from areas on my girls..... I am like how the f--k did you get.... with.... holy *kitten*.... more coming out......get another towel.
And that is just my wife......0 -
Iv lived with my boy for 3 years now n he hadn't seen or heard me poop yet but ill go as far s pinning him down n farting on him haha so ladylike0
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I personally prefer some limitation where couple don't take a dump in front of each other but I don't get grossed out either.
Farts are just funny, no matter what gender0 -
In my world, girls don't poop or fart.
And, what color is the sky in that world?
Been married 15 years and we have 3 kids, 2 of them girls. I have seen things, that cannot be unseen. Let me tell you, girls poop. OMG do they poop. I have cleaned things from areas on my girls..... I am like how the f--k did you get.... with.... holy *kitten*.... more coming out......get another towel.
And that is just my wife......
LMAO!!!!!0
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