Best Gym Pick-Up Lines

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  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    I was asked very recently "will you train me and make me hard?"
  • Medwayguy
    Medwayguy Posts: 69
    I have been going to various gym's for ages and the only people that I have EVER spoken to is the staff, even then it is only for advice on form or such like.

    The gym is ME time ;)
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    The only one that has worked for me at the gym is "you're looking hot tonight... wanna go burn dog $#i! on old people door steps"

    It works on my wife every time.
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    "You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"

    I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.
    It was me, and I was talking about your mom.

    You crack me up!!!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:
    So you know... if you were chubby and ugly, they'd wait for the weights to fall on you, film it with their cellphones then upload it to YouTube.

    Ohhhh... That's why. :laugh:
  • TrainWithMo
    TrainWithMo Posts: 2
    While not a "pick up line" per se, the guy who gets on the treadmill adjacent to mine at 5am, when the entire cardio floor is empty. BEYOND ANNOYING!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    "You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"

    I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.
    It was me, and I was talking about your mom.

    You are setting your standards too high my friend, know your league! :wink:
  • insomkneea
    insomkneea Posts: 23
    I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    My gym is my garage, so if there's a girl in there, I'd def be hitting it.

    But, when I belonged to a gym, I can see how people hook up there. I was the type that walk in with music blasting in my ears, hit the weights, never look up or make eye contact, and leave.

    I know a lot of people at the gym, and even for good friends, they tell me outside of the gym, "you're so intense, we don't want to bother you, you look pissed off". LOL. So, yeah, I'm not there to be popular or chit chat. I did pretty fast rounds of circuit training, and I'd get mad when someone would want to chit chat when I'm in the middle of my work out. So, I learned that the best strategy is to stay head down and focus. But, most people are NOT that way, and most like to socilaize and chat in-between sets and all that, so if you're one of those people, I could see how it could happen. That's just not how I am. I don't mix business and pleasure. ;)

    The other reason I did that is that my time was pretty limited. I have a small window sometimes, in which I have to be home to get my kids or whatever, and I just don't have the time to talk. Some people seem like they have all day.

    Edited for spelling errors.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

    You know you're always racing the person on the treadmill next to you.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    The other day, my wife was hit on by one of the trainer's. He was claiming to be new and wanted to introduce himself to the people who come to the gym. He kept asking her questions about her goals, frequency of gym visits, all pretty harmless stuff.

    Totally happened to me!
    The new trainer was trying to get me to sign up for a free session. I was like "I know everything, I weight train, I'm good there buddy"
    I told him I thought trainers were pointless and useless (I don't agree with that, it was in an attempt to get him to stop talking to me). I also told him I wouldn't pay him for training me, etc.
    My friend who works there later told me he was trying to hit on me......seriously?
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    Now what I really hate are the ones that just stare....You know you're working out in front of the mirror and catch their eye looking at you in the mirror.......creeeeeeeepy!!
  • jodi41086
    jodi41086 Posts: 240
    best gym pickup line- while they are looking at you and lift super heavy weight and scream " AHHHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" its kinda like caveman ugga ugga. War cry they call it at my gym, it scares me sometimes when my boyfriend does it I can hear him over my headphones
  • jodi41086
    jodi41086 Posts: 240
    Now what I really hate are the ones that just stare....You know you're working out in front of the mirror and catch their eye looking at you in the mirror.......creeeeeeeepy!!


    AGREE!!!!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

    Also not getting hit on, but there's this older woman who always gets to the gym around the time that I'm ending my workout with HIIT cardio on the treadmill. She always grabs the treadmill that's two down from me, and she walks while staring at me the whole time with this really angry look. I don't know who she is, where she came from, but she really seems to dislike me. She does it to another girl that's usually there the same time as me. Weird.
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

    Ummm I would ask a staff member for an escort out to my car before leaving!
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
    "hey, i was just wondering... how do you get on with your protein shake? mine gives me TERRIBLE wind"
  • leslie0422
    leslie0422 Posts: 108 Member
    There are a couple of guys that hit on me regularly at the gym but they're harmless and it doesn't bother me. One always gets on the treadmill next to me and then comments on how I'm putting him to shame. Other than that, I just typically I keep my headphones turned up and pretty much ignore everyone while I'm working out.
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Best pick up line: Does this look infected to you?~

    Oddly enough, that one doesn't work!
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    At my old apartment complex, the gym had windows that looked out to the pool area. One day I was running on the treadmill and some nasty chubby frat dude walks past the window, sees me, backs up, and stares at me...wait, no, not at me, at my bouncing chesticles as I ran. Threw him the bird and he just laughed and walked away. He's on my list.

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