Best Gym Pick-Up Lines

ChristyRunStarr

"You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"

I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.

It was me, and I was talking about your mom.

You crack me up!!!

bcf7683

I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

So you know... if you were chubby and ugly, they'd wait for the weights to fall on you, film it with their cellphones then upload it to YouTube.

Ohhhh... That's why. :laugh:

TrainWithMo

While not a "pick up line" per se, the guy who gets on the treadmill adjacent to mine at 5am, when the entire cardio floor is empty. BEYOND ANNOYING!

Dub_D

"You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"

I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.

It was me, and I was talking about your mom.

You are setting your standards too high my friend, know your league!

insomkneea

I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

neverstray

My gym is my garage, so if there's a girl in there, I'd def be hitting it.

But, when I belonged to a gym, I can see how people hook up there. I was the type that walk in with music blasting in my ears, hit the weights, never look up or make eye contact, and leave.

I know a lot of people at the gym, and even for good friends, they tell me outside of the gym, "you're so intense, we don't want to bother you, you look pissed off". LOL. So, yeah, I'm not there to be popular or chit chat. I did pretty fast rounds of circuit training, and I'd get mad when someone would want to chit chat when I'm in the middle of my work out. So, I learned that the best strategy is to stay head down and focus. But, most people are NOT that way, and most like to socilaize and chat in-between sets and all that, so if you're one of those people, I could see how it could happen. That's just not how I am. I don't mix business and pleasure.

The other reason I did that is that my time was pretty limited. I have a small window sometimes, in which I have to be home to get my kids or whatever, and I just don't have the time to talk. Some people seem like they have all day.

Edited for spelling errors.

TylerJ76

I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

You know you're always racing the person on the treadmill next to you.

RedHeadDevotchka

The other day, my wife was hit on by one of the trainer's. He was claiming to be new and wanted to introduce himself to the people who come to the gym. He kept asking her questions about her goals, frequency of gym visits, all pretty harmless stuff.

Totally happened to me!
The new trainer was trying to get me to sign up for a free session. I was like "I know everything, I weight train, I'm good there buddy"
I told him I thought trainers were pointless and useless (I don't agree with that, it was in an attempt to get him to stop talking to me). I also told him I wouldn't pay him for training me, etc.
My friend who works there later told me he was trying to hit on me......seriously?

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caroldot

Now what I really hate are the ones that just stare....You know you're working out in front of the mirror and catch their eye looking at you in the mirror.......creeeeeeeepy!!

jodi41086

best gym pickup line- while they are looking at you and lift super heavy weight and scream " AHHHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" its kinda like caveman ugga ugga. War cry they call it at my gym, it scares me sometimes when my boyfriend does it I can hear him over my headphones

jodi41086

Now what I really hate are the ones that just stare....You know you're working out in front of the mirror and catch their eye looking at you in the mirror.......creeeeeeeepy!!

AGREE!!!!

bcf7683

I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

Also not getting hit on, but there's this older woman who always gets to the gym around the time that I'm ending my workout with HIIT cardio on the treadmill. She always grabs the treadmill that's two down from me, and she walks while staring at me the whole time with this really angry look. I don't know who she is, where she came from, but she really seems to dislike me. She does it to another girl that's usually there the same time as me. Weird.

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caroldot

I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

Ummm I would ask a staff member for an escort out to my car before leaving!

dcurzon

"hey, i was just wondering... how do you get on with your protein shake? mine gives me TERRIBLE wind"

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leslie0422

There are a couple of guys that hit on me regularly at the gym but they're harmless and it doesn't bother me. One always gets on the treadmill next to me and then comments on how I'm putting him to shame. Other than that, I just typically I keep my headphones turned up and pretty much ignore everyone while I'm working out.

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d_Mode

Best pick up line: Does this look infected to you?~

Oddly enough, that one doesn't work!

WillLift4Tats

At my old apartment complex, the gym had windows that looked out to the pool area. One day I was running on the treadmill and some nasty chubby frat dude walks past the window, sees me, backs up, and stares at me...wait, no, not at me, at my bouncing chesticles as I ran. Threw him the bird and he just laughed and walked away. He's on my list.

hnsaunde

Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"

I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!

denezy

I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.

MsNewBooty83

i work out in the womens only area, lol.
ppl dont talk too much at the gym, not to strangers anyways.
every once in a while ill ask the person next to me in spin class if they wanna race. just as a joke lol
thats about as much as ive ever said...untill in the womans change room, we all gab while doing out make up after showers etc.
even tho we're in classes together or at the gym at the same time everyday, we usually dont talk.
now in the hot tub, no matter who u are or what u look like, everyone talks, cant i just relax? lol.

bcf7683

I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.

Then you should meander your way to my gym sometime and see for yourself.

eatcleanNtraindirty

My ex was visiting me after I had moved away from where we had met and lived. She went to the gym that I had been going to and was working out when all of a sudden a guy was like, "Damn where did you come from?? We don't have many women like you around..." She said that she was visiting me, her bf. And gave him my business card because of the nature of my business and people who work out and walked away.

As she was leaving the gym she sees him sitting in the cafe (yes the gym has a cafe) and he gestured for her to walk over to him, she looked around and saw that no one else was there and kept trying to walk past but the guy was so insistent that he got up and walked over to her and said, "I bet my buddy that I would buy you a smoothie" she didn't want to be rude so she said no I'm fine and the guy kept trying to reason with her and finally she let up and let him buy her a smoothie.

Probably one of the most awkward/persistent instances of spitting game at the gym that I've heard of. I couldn't help but give this guy kudos for the smoothie idea... it's like a drink at the bar but for the gym.

MsNewBooty83

At my old apartment complex, the gym had windows that looked out to the pool area. One day I was running on the treadmill and some nasty chubby frat dude walks past the window, sees me, backs up, and stares at me...wait, no, not at me, at my bouncing chesticles as I ran. Threw him the bird and he just laughed and walked away. He's on my list.

OMG. wow. thats ballsy!

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Bdde

People who go to the gym dressed to the "t", with a full on makeup, and perfume are clearly not going to workout. I get in and get out! I can't understand people who say they met someone at the gym?!

vidald

I don't get hit on at the gym...but somehow I think I would be flattered! I don't wear the cute little spandex outfits. I am usually try to cover as much as I can!

With my hair soaked to my head, sweat running down my back, sweat marks all over my shirt, makeup running down my face! If you think that is attractive enough to hit on! Well Thank YOU!