Best Gym Pick-Up Lines

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  • insomkneea
    insomkneea Posts: 23
    I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.

    Ummm I would ask a staff member for an escort out to my car before leaving!

    I am sure he is harmless and the nice thing is that he isn't there all that often. But when he is, I can count on having a running partner.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    after watching me do deadlifts, some guy said i had a great posterior chain :laugh:

    the last pick up line i've used at the gym was pretty obvious, but that's just the kind of girl i am. there was a really hot guy working out shirtless. i was watching him and trip over a low plyo bench. he stopped and was like oh are you OK? (all glistening in his sweaty godlike sexiness :heart: ). i was like yeah but that was your fault i tripped so you owe me a drink. we ended up going on a date a few days later
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!

    ..next time! :happy:
    You've already used that one before, Muffincake. I still e-love ya though. ;)

    Which one? ..Gee..how embarrassing...
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
    The ONLY time I've ever had someone ...sort of hit on me was when I was running pretty hard on the treadmill and was getting out of breath. A guy walks over and just says "HEY babe, what's up?" I responded with "Uhhh, I'm at the gym?" (dispersed with a few heavy breaths). When he realized that was all I had to say he just walked a way mumbling something under his breath. Sorry man! Not a good time to chat it up with a chick.
  • TheeGeeMarie
    TheeGeeMarie Posts: 59 Member
    Turned out, the guy was not only a very brave pervert, he was also dumber than a box of hammers.
    So, all hammers are dumb to you? That's racist toward hammers. ;)

    Yes. My parents hated hammers, so it's just how I was raised.
  • Ereneious
    Ereneious Posts: 1
    The only one that has worked for me at the gym is "you're looking hot tonight... wanna go burn dog $#i! on old people door steps"

    It works on my wife every time.

    Ha! that one would work on me :wink:
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!

    ..next time! :happy:
    You've already used that one before, Muffincake. I still e-love ya though. ;)

    Which one? ..Gee..how embarrassing...
    The "expect better from you" line. I have a fabulous memory. Don't let the new account fool you.

    I think you have used the "you're secretly a dude" line more than once in the past, so now we're even!
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    I think you have used the "you're secretly a dude" line more than once in the past, so now we're even!
    Oh, don't get your panties in a wad, Poohbear. It will shut the circulation off to your testicles. (Hhahaha)

    The worst part is that you called me Poohbear :mad:
  • geezer99
    geezer99 Posts: 92
    I remember my dad's example of a really bad pick-up line

    "You don't sweat much for a fat woman"
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    You mean gyms aren't a good place to find my forever husband? Crap. Maybe I should see if I can revoke the annual membership I just renewed. :noway:
  • HermioneDanger118
    HermioneDanger118 Posts: 345 Member
    Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"

    :laugh:
  • Plates559
    Plates559 Posts: 869 Member
    A girl was doing cleans and her and I have the same trainer. I walked up to him to say hi, and he says "You should see her snatch, its perfect"

    I then awkwardly tried to think of something to reply...

    "I'd love to see your snatch sometime" nope
    "You should see my snatch" no no no
    "I bet you have a real big snatch" no way
    "I like to get really chalky when it comes to dealing with snatches" oh no
    "My snatch is real tight right now, I need to loosen up a bit to get deeper" better not
  • Plates559
    Plates559 Posts: 869 Member
    For those who don't know, the snatch is an Olympic Lift involving moving a weighted barbell from ground to over head in one swift movement.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    The worst part is that you called me Poohbear :mad:
    Really? The testicle-part... you're good with that.. just don't call you a Disney character? Seriously?

    I didn't realize we're making cute little nicknames for each other, Kitten Pickles :flowerforyou:
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    You mean gyms aren't a good place to find my forever husband? Crap. Maybe I should see if I can revoke the annual membership I just renewed. :noway:
    You can't. I'm your gym's attorney.

    Yes, please.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Eh. I'm too fat to get hit on.

    But I would like to say that I think it's tremendously sad that you cannot be friendly without people assuming you're flirting. What a frickin world we live in.
  • Plates559
    Plates559 Posts: 869 Member
    A girl was doing cleans and her and I have the same trainer. I walked up to him to say hi, and he says "You should see her snatch, its perfect"

    I then awkwardly tried to think of something to reply...

    "I'd love to see your snatch sometime" nope
    "You should see my snatch" no no no
    "I bet you have a real big snatch" no way
    "I like to get really chalky when it comes to dealing with snatches" oh no
    "My snatch is real tight right now, I need to loosen up a bit to get deeper" better not
    "Her snatch has nothing on my clean-and-jerk."

    "Women who excel at cleaning usually have a strong snatch"
  • TheeGeeMarie
    TheeGeeMarie Posts: 59 Member
    Yes. My parents hated hammers, so it's just how I was raised.
    Going to Home Depot must be a nightmare for you.

    Obviously... all those lazy hammers just hanging around, hoping someone will pick them up and put them to work. See what I did there? The puns!

    In all seriousness folks, I have nothing against hammers.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    I had just finished on the treadmill and went to get a drink when a guy came up behind and said; "I really liked your swing when you were walking, I sure would like to hang it on my front porch" . After I openly and intently ogled his "front porch" I replied "sorry hon, but I don't see any front porch. All I see is a tiny little stoop" and walked away.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I don't work out at the gym but my sister worked at one for almost a year and the owners' transferred her & the manager to one of their locations only 10mins from my house.
    I'd regularly visit her & just hang out behind the desk and chat with the other ppl working there or the trainers if she was busy.

    It wasn't until a few different times of visiting that it dawned on me that one of the trainers would hit on me every time I was there lol my sister's response "DUH"

    Usually it was the "you should come in sometime...if you're her sister & I'm working you wouldn't have to pay"

    "I'd be happy to schedule a free training session with ya....ya'know family discount"

    I'm so dense when it comes to this stuff that I just thought he was being nice :laugh:

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