Best Gym Pick-Up Lines

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  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    So if a woman is REALLY fat and sloppy men will think she tastes like bacon & cheese and want to eat her?
    Huh...
    I need to re-think my fitness goals. :grumble:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    omg, stop quoting that damn picture *aerobovomit*
    Like...this...?

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    Oh God. Ohhhh God. Oh... oh my... I'm cuuuuu............................................
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  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.
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  • vidald
    vidald Posts: 75 Member
    Oh God. Ohhhh God. Oh... oh my... I'm cuuuuu............................................
    HAHAHAHAHAHA.... The receptionist just stuck her head in my office and said, "What the hell are you laughing at?"

    Ok I am sorry for getting this started! But I just did the same thing! Eyes are watering!
  • vidald
    vidald Posts: 75 Member
    So if a woman is REALLY fat and sloppy men will think she tastes like bacon & cheese and want to eat her?
    Huh...
    I need to re-think my fitness goals. :grumble:

    I agree with you!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.

    Not in the slightest. She chose this life for her. People that want to be celebrities for doing nothing then being stupid and act like idiots on screen are completely open to public hazing.

    I would say the same thing about Snooki or The Situation or Darva Conger (that's old school right there) or anyone else that is famous for no f--king reason.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.

    Not in the slightest. She chose this life for her. People that want to be celebrities for doing nothing then being stupid and act like idiots on screen are completely open to public hazing.

    I would say the same thing about Snooki or The Situation or Darva Conger (that's old school right there) or anyone else that is famous for no f--king reason.

    Plus I was smacking it to her.... is there any higher compliment.
  • vidald
    vidald Posts: 75 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.

    Not in the slightest. She chose this life for her. People that want to be celebrities for doing nothing then being stupid and act like idiots on screen are completely open to public hazing.

    I would say the same thing about Snooki or The Situation or Darva Conger (that's old school right there) or anyone else that is famous for no f--king reason.

    Plus I was smacking it to her.... is there any higher compliment.

    Here here! Nicely PUT! the first part not the second part! Can you find it to smack it when you look at that?
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.

    Not in the slightest. She chose this life for her. People that want to be celebrities for doing nothing then being stupid and act like idiots on screen are completely open to public hazing.

    I would say the same thing about Snooki or The Situation or Darva Conger (that's old school right there) or anyone else that is famous for no f--king reason.

    I don't watch TV so I'm not familiar with how she behaves on television. Still seems like stepping over a line (from good natured fun to school yard bullying). But that's just me. :) Perhaps I'm overly sensitive.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    I avoid making eye contact and wear my headphones. Sometimes it doesn't help and I get a guy or 2 wanting to help with form, etc followed by " my name is X , what is yours?"
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    I avoid making eye contact and wear my headphones. Sometimes it doesn't help and I get a guy or 2 wanting to help with form, etc followed by " my name is X , what is yours?"

    I hate that!! What do you do in that situation? I usually use the "I need to go to the bathroom" excuse
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Er... don't you guys think this is a little cruel?

    :huh:

    TV personality or not, I just think this is going a bit too far.

    Not in the slightest. She chose this life for her. People that want to be celebrities for doing nothing then being stupid and act like idiots on screen are completely open to public hazing.

    I would say the same thing about Snooki or The Situation or Darva Conger (that's old school right there) or anyone else that is famous for no f--king reason.

    Plus I was smacking it to her.... is there any higher compliment.

    Here here! Nicely PUT! the first part not the second part! Can you find it to smack it when you look at that?

    I can barely find it while getting a lap dance from Shakira, but that is my problem.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I don't watch TV so I'm not familiar with how she behaves on television. Still seems like stepping over a line (from good natured fun to school yard bullying). But that's just me. :) Perhaps I'm overly sensitive.
    She is an awful human being, all images and bacon references notwithstanding. I couldn't care less what she looks like. The manner in which she exploits her daughter borders on child abuse in my legal opinion.

    ^^This. Bullying is picking on someone who wants to be left alone. This is someone who puts herself on TV as a spectacle of how ingorant and disgusting her and her family can be. She is asking, begging to be made fun of.

    We are not making fun of her because she is obese, but because she has made herself into a public spectacle, pusposely.

    In all honesty, I saw an opotunity for a funny joke and went with it. I can't NOT be funny. It is a sickness. Or a talent.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    @ skhel: I usually say thanks but I think I got it. I give my name but mainly because I see them all the time and casually mention ggst I better finish because my husband is picking me up soon. That takes care of future conversations.
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  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    that was some run..want to go hit the showers with me...ummm seriously...this was 2 years ago and I was training for a half marathon,..we actually became really good friends but still...
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    How did this topic get so off course? Wasn't this about b****y women who don't know the difference between a pickup line and guy being friendly?? Man, this went waaaaaay downhill! :tongue:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    It is such a curse to be funny. And hot. And hung. People just don't understand our pain.

    Yeah. Funny... and.... wait, what are the other two? Hot....ehhh...... I have been married too long. I am luke warm at best. Hung? *LOOKS DOWN* hmmmmmmm.......... well...... 1 out of 3 ain't bad. Hell that is .333.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    that was some run..want to go hit the showers with me...ummm seriously...this was 2 years ago and I was training for a half marathon,..we actually became really good friends but still...

    You became good friends and he is still trying to do the same thing he wanted to the first day..... :wink:
  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    that was some run..want to go hit the showers with me...ummm seriously...this was 2 years ago and I was training for a half marathon,..we actually became really good friends but still...

    You became good friends and he is still trying to do the same thing he wanted to the first day..... :wink:

    Yep..but I love him to death..as a friend..lol
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  • mlclarke22
    mlclarke22 Posts: 551 Member
    that was some run..want to go hit the showers with me...ummm seriously...this was 2 years ago and I was training for a half marathon,..we actually became really good friends but still...

    You became good friends and he is still trying to do the same thing he wanted to the first day..... :wink:

    Yep..but I love him to death..as a friend..lol
    Friend-Zone. That's gotta hurt.
    sometimes...could be worse...
  • KellyMirth
    KellyMirth Posts: 153
    It is such a curse to be funny. And hot. And hung. People just don't understand our pain.

    You forgot humble..
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  • literatelier
    literatelier Posts: 209 Member
    ...I don't think I was being hit on, but my trainer grabbed my hips and told me to stop wiggling my *kitten* tonight while I was down doing plank punches. Can't blame me for wanting to wiggle just a little more, right?!?!
  • Danardeener
    Danardeener Posts: 255
    I was wearing a sweat belt at the gym and a personal trainer came over to me, lifted my shirt, pulled it off of me, then proceeded to put it on tighter for me....he was good looking, so I allowed him to do it...lol
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