Best Gym Pick-Up Lines

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  • hnsaunde
    hnsaunde Posts: 757 Member
    Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"

    I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!
  • denezy
    denezy Posts: 573 Member
    I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

    Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    i work out in the womens only area, lol.
    ppl dont talk too much at the gym, not to strangers anyways.
    every once in a while ill ask the person next to me in spin class if they wanna race. just as a joke :D lol
    thats about as much as ive ever said...untill in the womans change room, we all gab while doing out make up after showers etc.
    even tho we're in classes together or at the gym at the same time everyday, we usually dont talk.
    now in the hot tub, no matter who u are or what u look like, everyone talks, cant i just relax? lol.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

    Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.

    Then you should meander your way to my gym sometime and see for yourself.
  • eatcleanNtraindirty
    eatcleanNtraindirty Posts: 444 Member
    My ex was visiting me after I had moved away from where we had met and lived. She went to the gym that I had been going to and was working out when all of a sudden a guy was like, "Damn where did you come from?? We don't have many women like you around..." She said that she was visiting me, her bf. And gave him my business card because of the nature of my business and people who work out and walked away.

    As she was leaving the gym she sees him sitting in the cafe (yes the gym has a cafe) and he gestured for her to walk over to him, she looked around and saw that no one else was there and kept trying to walk past but the guy was so insistent that he got up and walked over to her and said, "I bet my buddy that I would buy you a smoothie" she didn't want to be rude so she said no I'm fine and the guy kept trying to reason with her and finally she let up and let him buy her a smoothie.

    Probably one of the most awkward/persistent instances of spitting game at the gym that I've heard of. I couldn't help but give this guy kudos for the smoothie idea... it's like a drink at the bar but for the gym.
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    At my old apartment complex, the gym had windows that looked out to the pool area. One day I was running on the treadmill and some nasty chubby frat dude walks past the window, sees me, backs up, and stares at me...wait, no, not at me, at my bouncing chesticles as I ran. Threw him the bird and he just laughed and walked away. He's on my list.

    OMG. wow. thats ballsy!
  • Bdde
    Bdde Posts: 133 Member
    People who go to the gym dressed to the "t", with a full on makeup, and perfume are clearly not going to workout. I get in and get out! I can't understand people who say they met someone at the gym?!
  • vidald
    vidald Posts: 75 Member
    I don't get hit on at the gym...but somehow I think I would be flattered! I don't wear the cute little spandex outfits. I am usually try to cover as much as I can!

    With my hair soaked to my head, sweat running down my back, sweat marks all over my shirt, makeup running down my face! If you think that is attractive enough to hit on! Well Thank YOU!
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"
    I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!
    It should be a felony to talk to anyone using an adductor machine. I had an older guy come up to me and start discussing the fact that I had maxed-out the weight on the adductor machine this morning.

    I'm like, ...really? How 'bout you come chit-chat with me when my balls aren't popping-out of my shorts. K? Thanks.
    \

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • denezy
    denezy Posts: 573 Member
    I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:

    Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.

    Then you should meander your way to my gym sometime and see for yourself.

    Maybe they are more gentleman-ly in your part of the world?
  • hnsaunde
    hnsaunde Posts: 757 Member
    Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"
    I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!
    It should be a felony to talk to anyone using an adductor machine. I had an older guy come up to me and start discussing the fact that I had maxed-out the weight on the adductor machine this morning.

    I'm like, ...really? How 'bout you come chit-chat with me when my balls aren't popping-out of my shorts. K? Thanks.

    Is that a true story or are you making things up again??
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    I'm still waiting patiently to lose enough weight so that I might get hit on at the gym. When that happens, I'll know I've really made progress :blushing:
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    I think it's more likely not about you at all, but her sister is fed up with her sibling being promiscuous and you unknowingly happen to be the 10th guy this week, and she knows it's her that will be getting the phone call to pick her up and help with her cover story.
  • peuglow
    peuglow Posts: 684 Member
    Some men/women have no idea how to casually interact with the opposite sex without compromising the integrity of their committed relationships. You and the soccer mom obviousy aren't, while her female companion lacks those skills AND has the obnoxious 'mother hen' mentality. Those are the worst.
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
    Sister was jealous that the big beasty man-hunk wasn't commenting on her bench presses. B!tches be cray.

    My thoughts exactly! :laugh:
  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
    I can safely say I've never been hit on at the gym. I've had some friendly conversations with obvious lonely-types but that's it. I don't want to worry about things like that when I'm busting my *kitten* in the weight room. I'm not there to play, I'm there to work.
  • TDBrims
    TDBrims Posts: 138
    I literally just wet myself a little at the thought of being hit on at the gym......you have clearly never seen me when I workout......I look like I am melting....anyone who hit on me would have to be very desperate LOL
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    "You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"

    I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.
    It was me, and I was talking about your mom.
    You are setting your standards too high my friend, know your league! :wink:
    I do. I have her on Skype right now. She asked me to tell you to get off the computer, because you're still grounded.

    I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!

    ..next time! :happy:
  • TheeGeeMarie
    TheeGeeMarie Posts: 59 Member
    My ex was visiting me after I had moved away from where we had met and lived. She went to the gym that I had been going to and was working out when all of a sudden a guy was like, "Damn where did you come from?? We don't have many women like you around..." She said that she was visiting me, her bf. And gave him my business card because of the nature of my business and people who work out and walked away.

    As she was leaving the gym she sees him sitting in the cafe (yes the gym has a cafe) and he gestured for her to walk over to him, she looked around and saw that no one else was there and kept trying to walk past but the guy was so insistent that he got up and walked over to her and said, "I bet my buddy that I would buy you a smoothie" she didn't want to be rude so she said no I'm fine and the guy kept trying to reason with her and finally she let up and let him buy her a smoothie.

    Probably one of the most awkward/persistent instances of spitting game at the gym that I've heard of. I couldn't help but give this guy kudos for the smoothie idea... it's like a drink at the bar but for the gym.

    The only time I think I've been truly hit on by a stranger at the gym was something like this, but it turned into a discussion about nutrition as I attempted to politely decline because of the sugar. Turned out, the guy was not only a very brave pervert, he was also dumber than a box of hammers.

    I walked past one guy to toss an empty water bottle into the recycling and he apparently went to the front desk, spent $1 to buy me a new water and had one of the front desk girls deliver it to my treadmill on his behalf. He never came up to talk to me or anything and I don't think I've seen him since, so I'm not sure if he was hitting on me, genuinely worried about my hydration, or exceptionally sweet. Note to men: this one may have actually worked had he followed through.

    My most recent ex-trainer hit on me constantly after about a month of training together. This is why he's my ex-trainer.

    It seems like most creepers at my gym express their interest by stopping whatever activity they are engaged in at the time to watch me do straight leg deadlifts in yoga pants.
  • TDBrims
    TDBrims Posts: 138
    I literally just wet myself a little at the thought of being hit on at the gym......you have clearly never seen me when I workout......I look like I am melting....anyone who hit on me would have to be very desperate LOL
    ...And, you clearly pee easily. So... ;)

    LOL yeah that wouldn't help with the whole attractive thing huh

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